Player: hi
Znozel: Hi there. Welcome to me gold storage called bank.
Player: name
Znozel: Me Znozel the great goblin banker!
Player: bank
Znozel: Me do good job! Me honest goblin for sure! Me that honest other goblin call me mad! Imagine!
Player: money
Znozel: Just give good goblin all your money. Me making us both rich. Trust! Trust!
Player: job
Znozel: Me great good banker! Me smart and honey .. no wait I mean horrible .. no, no honest I am! Yes, yes! Money give, give to honest goblin! Uhhh so shiny coins!
Player: goblin
Znozel: Goblins not bankers usually. But great love everything shiny. Yes. Yes.
Player: Yalahar
Znozel: Me came here to plunder. Old banker hired me. When dragon eats banker for must waiting in line I taking over everything!
Player: Yalahari
Znozel: Taxes, taxes! Always government is harassing harmless little goblins!
Player: dragon
Znozel: Banker rule number one: Dragons are always served first!
Player: cookie
Znozel: Me only take cookie if it's golden. Ehehehe.
Player: Foreigner Quarter
Znozel: Others there only bully little goblins around.
Player: Arena and Zoo Quarter
Znozel: Big humans there are mean. Big beasts even worse!
Player: Alchemist Quarter
Znozel: It gone BOOOM! Yes, yes! No good going there.
Player: Magician Quarter
Znozel: Spooky guys are not good for business.
Player: Sunken Quarter
Znozel: Me did not break it! Honest! Was broke as I came!
Player: Factory Quarter
Znozel: Many humans there. Seldom come here to trade.
Player: Trade Quarter
Znozel: This West human not too bad is. He great trader, strong chieftain.
Player: bye
Znozel: Bye, bye. You gold safe at here, Player. <snickers>!