Player: hi
Willie: Hiho Player. I hope you are here to trade.
Player: trade
Willie: Ya take a good look.
Player: god
Willie: I am a farmer, not a preacher.
Player: help
Willie: Help yourself. Or ask the other citizens, I don't have time for that.
Player: citizens
Willie: Which one?
Player: job
Willie: I am a farmer and a cook.
Player: cook
Willie: I try out old and new recipes. You can sell all food to me.
Player: food
Willie: Haven't they taught you anything at school? Ask for a trade if you want to trade.
Player: recipes
Willie: I'd love to try a banana pie but I lack the bananas. If you get me one, I'll reward you.
Player: banana
Willie: Have you found a banana for me?
Player: yes
Willie: A banana! Great. Here, take this shield, I don't need it anyway.
Player: yes
Willie: Are you trying to mess with me?!
Player: no
Willie: Too bad.
Player: name
Willie: Willie.
Player: time
Willie: Do I look like a clock?
Player: king
Willie: I'm glad that we don't see many officials here.
Player: magic
Willie: I am magician in the kitchen.
Player: Tibia
Willie: If I were you, I'd stay here.
Player: sell
Willie: Haven't they taught you anything at school? Ask for a trade if you want to trade.
Player: buy
Willie: Haven't they taught you anything at school? Ask for a trade if you want to trade.
Player: spell
Willie: I know how to spell.
Player: weapon
Willie: I'm not in the weapon business, so stop disturbing me.
Player: dungeon
Willie: I have no time for your dungeon nonsense.
Player: monsters
Willie: Are you afraid of monsters? I bet even the sight of a rat would let your knees tremble. Hahaha.
Player: rat
Willi: My cousin Billy cooks rat stew. Yuck! Can you imagine that?
Player: Amber
Willie: Quite a babe.
Player: Billy
Willie: Don't ever mention his name again! He can't even cook!
Player: Cipfried
Willie: Our little monkey.
Player: Dallheim
Willie: Uhm, fine guy I think.
Player: Obi
Willie: This old guy has only money on his mind.
Player: Seymour
Willie: This joke of a man thinks he is sooo important.
Player: bye
Willie: Yeah, bye player.
