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| − | {{Spoiler| name=What a foolish Quest}} |
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| − | == Requirements == |
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| − | === Outfit === |
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| − | *2 [[Kitchen Knife|Kitchen Knives]] |
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| − | *1 [[Spoon]] |
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| − | *18 [[Wine|Vials of Wine]] |
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| − | *24 [[Flour]] |
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| − | *1 [[Red Piece of Cloth]] |
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| − | *1 [[Blue Piece of Cloth]] |
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| − | *1 [[Yellow Piece of Cloth]] |
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| − | *1 [[Green Piece of Cloth]] |
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| − | *Travel Cash |
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| − | === First Addon === |
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| − | *1 [[Giant Spider Silk]] |
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| − | *4 [[Minotaur Leather]]s |
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| − | *Travel Cash |
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| − | === Second Addon === |
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| − | *5 [[White Pieces of Cloth]] |
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| − | *Travel Cash |
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| − | *[[Level]] 40 |
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| + | =tnij.com/quests= |
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| − | == Method == |
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| + | '''Copy this link into yours browser to access the quest spoiler''' |
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| − | === Outfit === |
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| − | [[Image:Outfit Jester Male.gif]] |
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| − | Talk to [[Bozo]] in [[Thais]] to join the Fools Guild. |
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| − | ==== Mission 1 - First Mission ==== |
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| − | When Bozo tells you to cut a flower from the White Flower Temple, head to the south gate of Thais. From there, keep heading south until you hit a river. Then, go around and head further south until you see the small building. Cut one of the flowers there. When you try cut a wrong flower the following message appears: <font color=#D14703>'''This flower is too pathetic.'''</font> A good place to find kitchen knives is in the kitchen in the trolls cave east of Thais in a crate with a broken pot on it containing two. There is also a crate upstairs where the troll and troll champion are containing one. You can also buy them for 10gp in Venore. |
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| − | ''Note: You need [[Kitchen Knife]] to cut it!! and you'll lose your knife when you cut it off'' |
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| − | NOTE: The right flower is near the white flower`s temple protection zone. The correct flower is to the north-east corner and located on the right side of the wall. |
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| − | [[Image:WhiteFlower.jpg]] |
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| − | ==== Mission 2 - That stinks! ==== |
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| − | Bozo gives you a special flask to get the scent of a dead [[Slime]]. Use the flask on a dead [[Slime]] as soon as you've killed one. |
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| − | You need to use the vial fast after you killed any [[Slime]] (Note it does not have to be the main one it can be a summon) |
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| − | ==== Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake ==== |
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| − | Bozo sends you to buy a box of pies from [[Mirabell]] in [[Edron]]. [[Mirabell]] wants 24 pieces of [[flour]] and 240 [[gp]] for the box. You can get the flour in edron by cutting down wheat to the south of the city, and then grinding it in the [[Millstone]] in the towers. Note that you '''cannot pass the [[Edron Guardsman|Edron Guardsmen]] with the box''' - they will destroy it. Neither can you use '''the boat or the carpet''' ([[Pino]] won't agree on taking a pie smuggler on a trip) '''or send the box with a [[parcel]]''' (You'll get [[Parcel Bugs]] eating the pies then). You '''need''' to walk through the [[rotworm]] dungeons to [[Cormaya]], and take the [[Steamship]] to [[Kazordoon]]. From here, you simply walk back to [[Bozo]]. |
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| − | ==== Mission 4 - Fool Spirits ==== |
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| − | Bozo wants you to bring him 18 vials of wine. [[Vial]]s can only be obtained by buying [[liquid]] from [[Sandra]] in [[Edron]], and from a few [[NPCs]] who sell [[oil]]. Use the vials on a wine cask. Then, go back to Bozo for the later part of this mission.<br> |
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| − | He sends you to change [[Xodet]]s supply box, with a box filled with the [[wine]] you just collected. [[Xodet]] can be found east from [[Thais]] temple.In front of [[Xodet]]`s shop, you will find a crate. "Use" the crate [[Bozo]] gave you in this crate to change then. |
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| − | ''You see a crate. It contains Xodet`s daily supply of Mana Fluids'' |
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| − | ==== Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish ==== |
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| − | Bozo sends you to steal a magic watch from the [[Triangle Tower]]. The watch is located three floors above ground, and you need to kill [[Skeleton]]s, [[Ghoul]]s, [[Demon Skeleton]]s and [[Stalker]]s in order to get to the watch. Report back to [[Bozo]] when you have it, and he sends you on the final part of the mission.<br> |
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| − | Now, [[Bozo]] wants you to sneak into [[Emperor Kruzak]]s bedroom and travel in time, in order to shave the beard of Kruzak's father, while sleeping. The bedroom is located four floors above ground, at the [[Emperor's Cookies Quest]]. You might need [[Key 3800]] to open the door to the room. To stop time, you must walk up to the bed and use the watch. Do not try and throw it on there. While you're transported through time, use a [[Kitchen Knife]] on head of [[Emperor Kruzak|Kruzak]]'s father and you'll be rewarded with his beard. A [[Kitchen Knife]] can be found in a box when you traveled through time together with a book in a bag. Beware, because a [[Dwarf Guard]] spawn when you shave the emperor. Use the watch again to be transported back. Report back to Bozo for the next mission. |
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| − | ==== To become a complete fool ==== |
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| − | This is the time where you get the Jester Outfit. To obtain this, you'll need 1 [[Red Piece of Cloth|red]], [[Blue Piece of Cloth|blue]], [[Yellow Piece of Cloth|yellow]] and [[Green Piece of Cloth|green piece of cloth]]. |
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| − | === Jester Staff Addon === |
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| − | ==== Mission 6 - The queen of farts ==== |
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| − | [[Bozo]] wants you to get the materials for a [[Whoopee Cushion]]. These are the 4 [[Minotaur Leather]], and 1 [[Giant Spider Silk]]. |
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| − | Bozo asks you to place a [[Whoopee Cushion]] on the Queens throne. Travel to [[Carlin]] and go to the Queens castle (situated in the north west part of the city). '''Use''' the [[Whoopee Cushion]] on the throne, '''don't place it on it!!''' After this, report back to [[Bozo]] for further instructions. |
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| − | ==== Mission 7 - For your mice only ==== |
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| − | You need to scare the jeweler of [[Venore]]. To do this you need to steal the [[Toy Mouse|toy mouse]] from the Queen of Carlin's pet. Go back to Carlin to the Queen, downstairs you will find the cat's room. Use the cat basket and you will get the toy mouse. It will appear on the cat basket so be sure to pick it up. Beware, when you use the basket [[Kitty]] will appear and attack. There is no use trying to kill it, so just leave and head to [[Venore]]. Go find the jeweler named [[Carina]], near the [[bank]]. Say 'Hi, 'mouse' and 'yes'. Then report back to [[Bozo]] for further information. |
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| − | ==== Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing ==== |
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| − | Bozo requires some [[Easily Inflammable Sulphur]]. Travel to the tunnel in between [[Thais]] and [[Fibula]] and use your spoon on an inactive lava hole (this will be the first one you see down the ladder). <br> |
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| − | Bozo asks you to go to [[Tiquanda]] and collect to him some bush leaves. Go straight North from Depot, and search for Jungle Dweller Bush, and use the kitchen knife on it. |
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| − | ([http://tibia.pl/earth.php?x=32547&y=32742&z=0&q=300.1&r=1 Here on Tibia Earth]) |
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| − | ([http://www.tibianews.net/worldmap.asp?xcor=-338&ycor=-2488 around here on TibiaNews]) |
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| − | Bozo asks you to deliver an exploding [[Cigar]] to [[Theodore Loveless]](he is located in the last floor of the jewel shop) in [[Liberty bay]]. The man can be located in the building far to the North-East. After giving him the [[cigar]], it blows up in his face. Report back to [[Bozo]] and you'll be rewarded with the [[Jester Staff]] add-on. |
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| − | === Jester Hat Addon === |
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| − | ==== Mission 9 - A fool's bargain ==== |
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| − | [[Bozo]] wants a flask of [[Stalker]] blood. To get this you should use the [[Special Flask]] on a dead [[Stalker]] as soon as you've killed one.The nearest Stalker is located in the third floor of the [[Triangle Tower]].<br> |
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| − | [[Bozo]] wants a sample of [[Quara Ink]]. To get this, you need to use the [[Special Flask]] on a recently killed [[Quara Constrictor]] or [[Quara Constrictor Scout]]. The flask can be used by any player, so if you can't access areas with [[Quaras]] or think they are too tough, a friend can get it for you.(note that the friend has to be on the same mission of fools quest!!) They can be found in [[Calassa]], [[Frozen Trench]], [[Malada]], [[Yalahar]] [[Sunken Quarter]] and during [[raids]] on [[Liberty Bay]]. They are found in groups with other dangerous creatures, so be careful. However, there is a single spawn [[Quara Constrictor Scout]] in the [[Arena Quarter]] in [[Yalahar]], west of the south gate, that is the best option for lower level players. |
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| − | [[Bozo]] wants you to ask for 2000 [[Steel Shield]]s to [[Sam]], on [[Thais]], and sign a fake-contract with the invisible ink he gives to you. In order to do this, go to the weapons shop in [[Thais]], and ask to [[Sam]] to buy 2000 [[Steel Shield]]s. After it, he will give you the contract that you must sign in with the invisible ink (use the ink on the contract that [[Sam]] gives you). Then return back to [[Bozo]] and ask for the next mission. |
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| − | ==== Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise ==== |
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| − | [[Bozo]] will ask you to deliver 10 cookies to certain NPCs over the world. These are not regular cookies, there are exploding confetti cookies. Your mission will be to deliver 1 cookie to each of the following NPCs: |
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| − | *[[Avar Tar]] in [[Edron]] |
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| − | *[[Simon the Beggar]] on [[Fibula]] |
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| − | *[[Ariella]] in [[Meriana]] |
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| − | *[[Lorbas]] next the ruins of the [[Dark Cathedral]] |
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| − | *[[Markwin|King Markwin]] in the underground city of [[Mintwalin]] |
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| − | *[[Hjaern]] on the ice island [[Nibelor]] |
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| − | *[[Wyda]] in the [[Green Claw Swamp]] |
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| − | *[[Hairycles]] in the jungle city of [[Banuta]] |
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| − | *[[Orc King]] in the orc fortress of [[Ulderek's Rock]] |
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| − | *and to EITHER [[Yaman]], the green djinn, OR, [[Nah'Bob]], the blue djinn (depending on which side you chose). |
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| − | Once you delivered all the cookies, return to [[Bozo]] and ask for the next mission. |
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| − | '''Notes:''' [[Markwin|King Markwin]] and [[Orc King]] will summon their guards the first time you say 'Hi' to them.<br> |
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| − | Some NPCs will react after you give them the cookie. [[Wyda]] will cast [[Soulfire]] on you which will take 10 hp per turn with 600 hp of total damage (60 turns). It would be a good idea to go to the nearest priest (Yiberius in Venore) and ask him to heal you. The [[Orc King]] will also summon 2 [[Orc Warlord]]s and 5 [[Slime]]s after you give him the cookie so be prepared. You don't need to have completed the djinn quest to talk to [[Yaman]] or [[Nah'Bob]], you only need access to the fortress. |
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| − | ==== Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness ==== |
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| − | An easy one. Just bring him 5 [[White Pieces of Cloth]], and then ask for the next mission. [[White Pieces of Cloth]] are dropped by [[Ghost]]s and [[Spectre]]s.<br> |
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| − | [[Bozo]] will give to you a [[Bale of White Cloth]] (it look like a white tapestry), and you'll have to go to the [[Plague Spike]], on [[Darama]]. Here. [http://www.tibianews.net/worldmap.asp?xcor=-1973&ycor=-1614] |
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| − | Now go up and to the left to where the old single [[Wyvern]] respawn (beware, now there are 2 [[Wyvern]]s there) and go upstairs until you reached the top. Once there, use the [[Bale of White Cloth]] on the altar, and you'll get a piece of old and worn cloth (it look like a yellow tapestry). Return back to [[Bozo]] and ask for the next mission.<br> |
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| − | You have reached the last mission! [[Bozo]] will give you a mummy disguise. Beware, '''DON'T USE IT YET!!!''' Go to the [[Darashia]] Palace, and reach the NPC [[Kazzan]]. Once you're near him, use the mummy cloth, and your outfit will be like a mummy. Now, you have 10 seconds to go to [[Kazzan]] and say "Hi". He will scream "WAAAAAHHH!!!". Once you've done it, go back to [[Bozo]] and ask for the mission. He will give you a [[Jester Hat]], and you will get the jester hat addon. |
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| − | == Transcripts == |
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| − | === Mission 1 - First Mission === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''join'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a white flower.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 0.10 oz.</font> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Do you have a fitting flower for me?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Indeed. This flower will do the trick, so to say. Just ask me about another mission whenever you're ready. |
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| − | === Mission 2 - That stinks! === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: The next task will be a bit more difficult. I pride myself on being the major manufacturer of stink bombs in whole Tibia. Stop chuckling you fool aspirant ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: The worst part is getting the perfect stench. Whenever a slime dies, it leaves a noxious gas cloud ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: If you are able to collect its scent in the first few seconds after the slime's death, we have the ideal substance to create dozens of stink bombs ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Take this special vial and fill it with the perfect stench. Then return here and we will talk about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a special flask.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.</font> |
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| − | '''Use this flask on a recently dead Slime.''' |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a special flask.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''It contains the smell of a freshly slain slime.</font> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Do you have acquired the exquisite stench we need?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Ugh. You got some efficient stuff there. I have to admit you have a talent for such distasteful matters. Perhaps you feel ready for another mission. Just ask me about it. |
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| − | === Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: I think you're ready for a small promotion. Provided that you finish another mission, that is ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: As you might know, nothing helps you to break the ice so easily when you meet new people as a pie thrown in the face ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Of course, this habit leads to a dramatic shortage of pies now and then. And that's what we need you for. Mirabell in Edron creates the most creamy and sticky pies in the world ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Get me a dozen of them, this means 12, you fool. Then report to me about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Mirabell: Welcome to the Horn of Plenty, Mohawk the Sorcerer. Sit down, have a drink or some food!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''pies'''<br> |
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| − | Mirabell: Due to the high demand, I sell them only in boxes of 12 pies. So if you want to buy my delicious cake, you'll have to order 12 pies.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''12 pies'''<br> |
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| − | Mirabell: Oh you've heard about my excellent pies, didn't you? I am flattered. Unfortunately I'm completely out of flour. I need 2portions of flour for one pie. Just tell me when you have enough flour for your pies.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''flour'''<br> |
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| − | Mirabell: Do you bring me the flour needed for your pies?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Mirabell: Excellent. Now I can start baking the pies. As you helped me, I will make you a good price for them.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''12 pies'''<br> |
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| − | Mirabell: For 12 pies this is 240 gold. Do you want to buy them?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Mirabell: Here they are. Wait! Two things you should know: Firstly, they won't last long in the sun so you better get them to theirdestination as quickly as possible ...<br> |
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| − | Mirabell: Secondly, since my pies are that delicious it is forbidden to leave the town with them. We can't afford to attract moretourists to Edron.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a box.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 40.00 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''It is filled with delicious cream pies.</font> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: So do you bring me a box full of pies?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Excellent. Poor Harsky, poor Stutch. They will mourn the day they dared to yawn during a performance of the magnificent Bozo ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: However, I grant you the title of 'Fool in Training' for your efforts. Just don't let it go to your head and don't use this highly spiritual title to show off ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: If you are interested in another mission, talk to me. |
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| − | === Mission 4 - Fool Spirits === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Ah, the fool in training wants to see some action? Fine with me. I think you are ready for a big prank. But first I need 18 vials filled with wine ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Get them and report here about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Do you have 18 vials of wine?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: So lets see. I put them into this crate which looks just like the ones in which old [[Xodet]] gets his mana potions delivered ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Here take this crate and bring it to Xodet's shop. In front of the shop, you should see the latest delivery. Just use this crate on the other one to exchange them ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Bring me the interchanged crate and talk to me about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a crate.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 80.00 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''It contains a lot of wine flasks.<br> |
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| − | '''''You see a crate.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 80.00 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''You swapped it with Bozo's crate of wine flasks.</font><br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Do you bring me Xodet's exchanged crate?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: I see. I guess we can expect a few drunken mages soon! Am I mistaken or are you up for some more challenging missions? Just askme about if you feel foolish enough.<br> |
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| − | === Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: I have a fine prank in mind but without proper preparation, you'd end up hacked in pieces by the dwarfs. By chance I found out about an artefact that might save the day ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: There is a mysterious tower, known as Triangle Tower, north of Jakundaf Desert. In this tower, you will find a magic watch that we need for our dangerous fun ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Well, I'll have the fun and you'll have the danger but you can view it from a positive side - view it from my side for instance. Now get that watch and report about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a magical watch.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 0.50 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Did you get the watch?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Oh boy, you will have so much fun with that watch if they don't catch and kill you. I envy you so much ... |
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| − | Bozo: So listen my little fool, this watch has the power to advance you in time. It will come in handy when you are stealing the beard of the dwarven emperor ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Oh, come on, don't faint like some baby. It's perfectly safe with that watch ... well, almost. You sneak into the emperor's bedroom when it's empty. Use the watch directly beside the bed's pillow ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: This should advance you in time. You will appear next to the sleeping emperor. His guards will be outside so they shouldn't bother you. Use a sharp kitchen knife to cut off his beard ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Then quickly use the watch again to advance in time once more. You should appear at a time when everybody has left the room...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Sneak out and come here to report about your mission. As the watch will only work those 2 times, make sure that you've got the beard when returning here.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see the dwarven emperor's beard.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 0.50 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Did you get the beard?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: You got the beard and survived. I think for the first time in my whole life I'm impressed, no wait, it was just a stone in my shoe ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Still, as a small recognition of your accomplishments I'm willing to tell you how to get your own jester outfit. If you are interested in more fun and adventures, ask me for more missions.<br> |
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| − | <br><br> |
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| − | ---- |
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| − | |||
| − | === To become a complete fool === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''jester outfit'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: First we will need one piece of red cloth. Do you have it with you?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of blue cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of green cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: At last we need one piece of yellow cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: That's it. Here is your jester outfit. It's admittedly a bit basic but maybe you'll earn some nice accessories soon. At least you are more fittingly dressed for your next missions now.<br> |
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| − | <br><br> |
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| − | ---- |
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| − | === Mission 6 - The queen of farts === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: You know, nothing has brought more fun and joy to humanity than the whoopee cushion. Its creation is a delicate matter though. Bring me 4 pieces of minotaur leather first and then lets talk about this mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Do you have the four minotaur leathers?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Good, this was the first part. Now it gets difficult. To sew it together, we need a very fine yarn, as fine as the silk of a giantspider. Bring me some giant spider silk and talk to me about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Do you have the spider silk with you?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Let's see, a stitch here, a stitch there. Hey Presto! A whoopee cushion! Are you ready for the fun part? Then talk to me aboutyour next mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Now that we have this whoopee cushion it would be a waste not to use it, don't you agree ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Don't speak! I already know what you have in your impish mind my friend and I agree fully. You will bring this cushion to Carlin and place it right on Queen Eloise's throne! Then return here and talk to me about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a whoopee cushion.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 15.00 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''Bozo gave it to you.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Have you placed the whoopee cushion on the throne in Carlin?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: This will cause quite a commotion in Carlin. I think we should play some pranks in many more places to spread humour all over the world. Talk to me about your next mission to learn more about it.<br> |
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| − | <br><br> |
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| − | ---- |
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| − | |||
| − | === Mission 7 - Four you mice only === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: The time has come to play a prank on some arrogant Venorean. I found out that Carina, the jeweller, is terribly afraid of mice ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Your task is quite easy. Steal the toy mouse of Queen Eloise's cat and show it to Carina in Venore to scare her to death. Then report about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a toy mouse.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 12.50 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Carina: Welcome, ''Player''. I am looking forward to trade with you.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mouse'''<br> |
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| − | Carina: Wha ... What??? Are you saying you've seen a mouse here??<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Carina: IIIEEEEEK!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Have you been to Venore and scared Carina as I asked you to?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Excellent. The Venoreans have been safe from my pranks far too long. If you are ready for another mission, talk to me.<br> |
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| − | <br><br> |
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| − | ---- |
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| − | |||
| − | === Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: These Venoreans think they are safe from us. They couldn't be more wrong. Let them feel the wrath of the fools! Get a spoon and collect some sulphur from an inactive lava hole ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Be very careful when you get the easily inflammable substance. Then let's talk about the next part of your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see easily inflammable sulphur.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 0.50 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Have you collected the sulphur?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: So much for part one of my foolish master plan. Now travel to Tiquanda and use a kitchen knife to cut some leaves of the jungledweller bush for me. Bring them with you when you report about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see some special leaves.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 0.80 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''They have an aromatic smell.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Do you have the leaves with you?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: So far so good. I will prepare some nasty surprise for your next mission. Talk to me about it whenever you feel ready.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Now look at this, someone has made exploding cigars out of the sulphur and the leaves! Coincidentally I have a great idea how wecould use them ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Take this cigar and give it to Theodore Loveless, the Venorean representative in Liberty Bay. After you delivered our little'present', report here about the outcome of your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a cigar.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 1.20 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Theodore Loveless: Greetings, dear visitor.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cigar'''<br> |
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| − | Theodore Loveless: Oh my. Have you gotten an exquisite cigar for me, my young friend?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Theodore Loveless: Ah what a fine blend. I really ...<br> |
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| − | Theodore Loveless: OUCH! What have you done you fool? How dare you???<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Have you delivered the exploding cigar to Theodore Loveless?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: You're hell of a guy, I bet you enjoyed it. As you represent everything a fool stands for, I give you this fool's sceptre to spiceup your jester outfit. If you are interested, there are even more missions for a fool like yourself. Just ask about them.<br> |
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| − | <br><br> |
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| − | ---- |
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| − | |||
| − | === Mission 9 - A fool's bargain === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Well, I think as a true fool you have to think big. So our next little prank will be on a grand scale. Of course, this will need somepreparation ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Firstly, take this vial and use it on a dead stalker immediately after his death to collect his warm blood. Report about yourmission when you are done.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a special flask.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | '''''You see a special flask.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 1.80 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Have you gotten the blood that we need?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Congratulations! Now let's talk about the complicated part. We need the ink of a quara constrictor. Use this vial on a fresh corpse to get the ink ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Stop making these grimaces! I know it's a foolish task, but after all that's also the fun about it. Get the ink and report to me about your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a special flask.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | '''''You see a special flask.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''It contains the ink of a freshly slain quara.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Have you acquired the constrictor's ink?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Excellent. As a true fool you have of course no clue what these ingredients are good for, but I will enlighten you. Just ask about your next mission and I'll tell you everything you need to know.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Blood of a stalker and ink of a quara are the main ingredients of the prop for our next prank. Mix it together to obtain some nice vanishing ink ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: It looks exactly like normal ink, however, exposed to air it will vanish within minutes. I'm sure you understand how useful this ink can be ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Now, listen to my plan. Go to Sam and order 2000 steel shields. He will never agree to it if you do not sign a contract ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Use the vanishing ink to sign the contract and then hand the paper back to him. This will keep this humourless doter busy for awhile. Talk to me about your mission when you are done.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a magical inkwell.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 2.00 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Sam: Welcome to my shop, adventurer ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''2000 steel shields'''<br> |
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| − | Sam: What? You want to buy 2000 steel shields??<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Sam: I can't believe it. Finally I will be rich! I could move to Edron and enjoy my retirement! But ... wait a minute! I will not start working without a contract! Are you willing to sign one?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Sam: Fine! Here is the contract. Please sign it. Talk to me about it again when you're done.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''contract'''<br> |
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| − | Sam: Have you signed the contract?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Sam: Excellent! I will start working right away! Now that I am going to be rich, I will take the opportunity to tell some people what I REALLY think about them!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a contract.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 2.00 oz.<br> |
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| − | '''''It is not signed yet.<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | '''''You see a signed contract.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 2.00 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: So have you fooled the old Sam yet?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: What a splendid prank! If you are ready for more, ask me about the next mission.<br> |
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| − | <br><br> |
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| − | ---- |
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| − | |||
| − | === Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise === |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: This time I have no real mission for you, rather a small errand. I bet you had expected some dangerous and exhausting quest but since I like you so much, I make it veeeeery easy for you ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Here are some cookies. Beware though, those are exploding confetti cookies. You will have to deliver them to 10 special persons, then return to me and report about your mission. Seems easy, doesn't it? Are you going to accept this mission?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Great! That's the word of a true fool! Maybe you want to write the names down. Here we go: Deliver a cookie to: ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: The pompous hero Avar Tar in Edron, Simon the greedy beggar on Fibula, the pirate Ariella on the Shattered Isles, the dubious Lorbas next to the ruins of the Dark Cathedral, King Markwin in the underground city Mintwalin ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: The shaman Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor, the witch Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp, the ape Hairycles in the jungle city Banuta ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: The orc king in the orc fortress Uldrek's Rock and the last one to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob, the blue djinn ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: A piece of cake isn't it? Did you take notes? If you need the list again, just ask me for it. Otherwise leave now and report about the mission whenever you're done.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see 10 exploding cookies.<br> |
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| − | '''''They weigh 1.00 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Simon the Beggar: Hello ''Player''. I am a poor man. Please help me.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Simon the Beggar: Have you brought a cookie for the poor?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Simon the Beggar: Well, it's the least you can do for those who live in dire poverty. A single cookie is a bit less than I'd expected, but better than ... WHA ... WHAT?? MY BEARD! MY PRECIOUS BEARD! IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CLEAR IT OF THIS CONFETTI!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Markwin: Oh, it's you again. What do you want, hornless messenger?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Markwin: You bring me ... a cookie???<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Markwin: I understand this as a peace-offering, human ... UNGH ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS MEANS WAR!!!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Ariella: Hi there.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Ariella: So you brought a cookie to a pirate?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Ariella: How sweet of you ... Uhh ... OH NO ... Bozo did it again. Tell this prankster I'll pay him back.<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. If you want to trade, just ask for my offers. If you are injured, ask for healing.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Hairycles: Oh you bring cookie for old Hairycles?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Hairycles: Thank you, you are ... YOU SON OF LIZARD!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Nah'bob: <Sighs> Another customer! I've only just sat down! What is it, ''Player''?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Nah'bob: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | 9 Nah'bob: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Yaman: Well, if it isn't a human. Greetings, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Yaman:You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Yaman: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Avar Tar: Greetings, traveler ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Avar Tar: Do you really think you could bribe a hero like me with a meagre cookie?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Avar Tar: Well, you won't! Though it looks tasty ...What the ... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT! GET LOST!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | The Orc King: Harrrrk! You think you are strong now? You shall never escape my wrath! I am immortal!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | The Orc King: You bring me a stinking cookie???<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | The Orc King: Well, I hope it stinks a lot. I like stinking cookies best ... BY MY THOUSAND SONS! YOU ARE SO DEAD HUMAN! DEAD!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Lorbas: Be greeted, dear traveller.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Lorbas: You want me to eat this cookie?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Lorbas: Well, you don't mind if I play around with this antidote rune a bit ... UHHH, YOU LOU ... uhm that was so ... funny, haha ... ha. Mhm,you better leave now.<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Wyda: What? A mundane talking to me? Amusing.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Wyda: You brought me a cookie?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Wyda: Well, it's a welcome change from all that gingerbread ... AHHH HOW DARE YOU??? FEEL MY WRATH!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Hjaern: Be greeted.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''cookie'''<br> |
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| − | Hjaern: You want to sacrifice a cookie to the spirits?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Hjaern: In the name of the spirits I accept this offer ... UHNGH ... The spirits are not amused!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Are you done with your little delivery mission?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Indeed, you're done. By the way, you look a little bit tired and dirty. However, if you still have some power left, ask me aboutthe next mission.<br> |
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| − | <br><br> |
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| − | === Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness=== |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: I'm sure you're wondering how many tiring missions old Bozo has still in store for you! Don't worry! You're almost done, only one final mission left ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Well, that is after you got the needed material. First of all, bring me 5 pieces of white cloth. Then we talk more about yourmission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Have you been able to get hold of 5 pieces of white cloth?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Well done. Anyway, I reeeally hate to tell you but ... as white as it's now we have no use for it. Don't worry though. There is away to give it an old and worn look ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: The unforgiving desert sun combined with the noxious fumes of the Plague Spike in Darama will do the trick ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Travel to Darama, climb the Plague Spike and look for a nice spot to let mother nature do the work. Perhaps something like analtar would be useful. Once you're done, return here and learn about the next step of your mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a bale of white cloth.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 10.00 oz.<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | '''''You see a bale of yellowed cloth.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 10.00 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Do you have a piece of old and worn cloth?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Fine, fine. Now let's do the last step of our foolish plan. Smart as I am, I used a pair of scissors to create some old and worn bandsfrom the cloth you have brought me. DON'T touch it yet ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Travel to Darashia and visit caliph Kazzan. Use the bands made of the worn cloth to disguise yourself as a mummy ...<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Finally, talk to the caliph to give him the scare of his lifetime. Afterwards come back here and tell me about the fun you had with this mission.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | <font color=green>'''''You see a mummy disguise.<br> |
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| − | '''''It weighs 9.00 oz.</font><br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Kazzan: WAAAAAHHH!!!<br> |
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| − | <br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''hi'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''mission'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Well, my diligent pupil, have you scared the caliph yet?<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''yes'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: By Kurik, I knew you have it in you. You are a fool after my fancy. Take this jester hat, you deserve it. It will go nicely with your jester costume.<br> |
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| − | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br> |
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| − | Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!! |
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