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== Requirements ==
 
== Requirements ==
   
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*1 [[Yellow Piece of Cloth]]
 
*1 [[Yellow Piece of Cloth]]
 
*1 [[Green Piece of Cloth]]
 
*1 [[Green Piece of Cloth]]
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*[[Key 3800|<u>Key 3800</u>]]
 
*Travel Cash
 
*Travel Cash
   
 
=== First Addon ===
 
=== First Addon ===
*1 [[Giant Spider Silk]]
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*1 [[Spider Silk]]
 
*4 [[Minotaur Leather]]s
 
*4 [[Minotaur Leather]]s
 
*Travel Cash
 
*Travel Cash
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== Method ==
 
== Method ==
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=== Time spent ===
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'''Note:''' assuming you have prepared everything beforehand and use [[Haste]] a lot.
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! Mission
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! Time spent
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| [[File:White Flower.gif]] [[#Mission 1 - First Mission|1 - First Mission]]
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| 5 minutes
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| [[File:Slime.gif]] [[#Mission 2 - That stinks!|2 - That stinks!]]
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| 10 minutes
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| [[File:Cream Cake.gif]] [[#Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake|3 - A Piece of Cake]]
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| 15 minutes
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| [[File:Wine.gif]] [[#Mission 4 - Fool Spirits|4 - Fool Spirits]]
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| 5 minutes
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| [[File:Magical Watch.gif]] [[#Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish|5 - Watch out for the fool]]<br>[[File:The Dwarven Emperor's Beard.gif]] [[#Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish|5 - Time to do something foolish]]
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| 15 minutes<br>
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15 minutes
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| [[File:Whoopee Cushion.gif]] [[#Mission 6 - The queen of farts|6 - The queen of farts]]
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| 5 minutes
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| [[File:Toy Mouse.gif]] [[#Mission 7 - For your mice only|7 - For your mice only]]
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| 10 minutes
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| [[File:Cigar.gif]] [[#Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing|8 - Smoking is a foolish thing]]
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| 20 minutes
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| [[File:Signed Contract.gif]] [[#Mission 9 - A fool's bargain|9 - A fool's bargain]]
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| 20 minutes
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| [[File:Exploding Cookie.gif]] [[#Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise|10 - A Sweet Surprise]]
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| 90 minutes
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| [[File:Mummy Disguise.gif]] [[#Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness|11 - The Final Foolishness]]
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| 15 minutes
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| [[File:Bozo.gif]] '''All'''
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| '''3 hours and 45 minutes'''
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=== Outfit ===
 
=== Outfit ===
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[[Image:Outfit Jester Female.gif]]
 
[[Image:Outfit Jester Female.gif]]
   
Talk to [[Bozo]] in [[Thais]] to join the Fools Guild.
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Talk to [[Bozo]] in [[Thais]] to join the Fools Guild, {{Mapper Coords|126.56|125.183|7|3|text=here}}.
   
 
==== Mission 1 - First Mission ====
 
==== Mission 1 - First Mission ====
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When Bozo tells you to cut a [[White Flower]] from the [[White Flower Temple]] ({{Mapper Coords|126.96|126.105|7|4|text=here}}), head to the south gate of Thais. From there, keep heading south until you reach a river. Then, go around the river and head further south until you see the small building. Cut one of the flowers there. When you try to cut a wrong flower, the following message appears: <span class="orange">This flower is too pathetic.</span> When you cut the correct flower the following message appears: <span class="orange">The stubborn flower has ruined your knife but at least you got it.</span> A good place to find [[Kitchen Knife|Kitchen Knives]] is in the kitchen in the [[Thais Troll Cave|troll cave]] east of [[Thais]] in a [[crate]] with a broken [[pot]] on it containing two. There is also a crate upstairs where the [[Troll]] and [[Troll Champion]] are containing one. You can also buy them for 10 [[gp]] in [[Venore]] from [[Chephan]].
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''Note: You need a [[Kitchen Knife]] to cut it, not a normal [[Knife]]! Keep in mind that you'll lose your knife when you cut it off''<br />
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''Note: The correct flower is within the White Flower Temple's protection zone on the north-east corner, located just on the right side of the inner wall.''
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When Bozo tells you to cut a flower from the White Flower Temple, head to the south gate of Thais. From there, keep heading south until you hit a river. Then, go around and head further south until you see the small building. Cut one of the flowers there. When you try cut a wrong flower the following message appears: <font color=#D14703>'''This flower is too pathetic.'''</font> A good place to find kitchen knives is in the orc part of the trolls east of Thais in a crate with a broken pot on it containing two. There is also a crate upstairs where the troll and troll champion are containing one.Also, you can buy then for 10gp in Venore.
 
   
''Note: You need [[Kitchen Knife]] to cut it!! and you'll lose your knife when you cut it off''
 
NOTE: The right flower ir very very near to the white flower`s temple protection zone. The correct flower is to the north-east corner and located on the right side of the wall.
 
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==== Mission 2 - That stinks! ====
 
==== Mission 2 - That stinks! ====
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Bozo gives you a [[Special Flask (Fools Guild)|special flask]] to get the scent of a dead [[Slime]]. Use the flask on a dead [[Slime]] as soon as you've killed one. The nearest slime is in [[Ancient Temple]] ({{Mapper Coords|126.148|125.174|11|2|text=here}}) or [[Thais Troll Cave]].<br />
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You need to use the vial quickly on the poison field as you kill the slime otherwise it'll disappear. When you used the vial you will get covered by a [[Poison Gas|poison field]] and the following message will appear: <span class="orange">This mission stinks ... and now you do as well!</span>
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Bozo gives you a special flask to get the scent of a dead [[Slime]]. Use the flask on a dead [[Slime]] as soon as you've killed one.
 
You need to use the vial fast after you killed any [[Slime]] (Note it does not have to be the main one it can be a summon)
 
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==== Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake ====
 
==== Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake ====
   
Bozo sends you to buy a box of pies from [[Mirabell]] in [[Edron]]. [[Mirabell]] wants 24 pieces of [[flour]] and 240 [[gp]] for the box. Note that you '''cannot pass the [[Edron Guardsman|Edron Guardsmen]] with the box''' - they will destroy it. Neither can you use '''the boat or the carpet''' ([[Pino]] won't agree on taking a pie smuggler on a trip) '''or send the box with a [[parcel]]''' (You'll get Parcel bugs eating the pies then). You '''need''' to walk through the [[rotworm]] dungeons to [[Cormaya]], and take the [[Steamship]] to [[Kazordoon]]. From here, you simply walk back to [[Bozo]].
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Bozo sends you to buy a [[Box (Pies)|box of pies]] from [[Mirabell]] in [[Edron]] (tavern above depot). Say '''12 pies''', [[Mirabell]] wants 24 pieces of [[Flour]] and 240 [[gp]] for the box. You can get the flour in [[Edron]] by cutting down [[wheat]] to the south of the city, and then grinding it in the [[Millstone]] in the north-west [[Ivory Towers|Ivory Tower]]. Note that you '''cannot pass the [[Edron Guardsman|Edron Guardsmen]] with the box''' - they will destroy it. Neither can you use The boat or the carpet''' ([[Pino]] won't agree on taking a pie smuggler on a trip) '''or send the box with a [[Parcel]]''' (You'll get [[Parcel Bugs]] eating the pies then). You '''need''' to walk through the [[Edron Rotworm Cave]] to [[Cormaya]], and take the [[Steamship]] to [[Kazordoon]]. From here, you simply walk back to [[Bozo]].'''
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==== Mission 4 - Fool Spirits ====
 
==== Mission 4 - Fool Spirits ====
   
Bozo wants you to bring him 18 vials of wine. [[Vial]]s can only be gotten by buying [[liquid]] from [[Sandra]] in [[Edron]], and from a few [[NPCs]] who sell [[oil]]. Use the vials on a wine cask. Then, go back to Bozo for the later part of this mission.<br>
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Bozo wants you to bring him 18 [[vial]]s of [[wine]]. [[Vial]]s can only be obtained by buying [[Liquid]] from [[Sandra]] in [[Edron]] (water is cheapest), and from a few [[NPCs]] who sell [[oil]]. Use the vials on a [[Wine Cask]], there is one in the kitchen of [[Rain Castle]], through the front doors, down the eastern passage, at the back of the castle. Then, go back to Bozo for the second part of this mission.<br />
He sends you to change [[Xodet]]s supply box, with a box filled with the [[wine]] you just collected. [[Xodet]] can be found east from [[Thais]] temple.In front of [[Xodet]]`s shop, you will find a crate. "Use" the crate [[Bozo]] gave you in this crate to change then.
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He sends you to change [[Xodet]]'s supply box, with a [[Crate (Wine)|crate]] filled with the [[Wine]] you just collected. [[Xodet]] can be found east from [[Thais]] temple ({{Mapper Coords|126.132|125.216|7|4|text=here}}). In front of [[Xodet]]'s shop, you will find a [[Crate (Xodet)|crate]]. "Use" the crate [[Bozo]] gave you with this crate to change them. A message will appear: <span class="orange">'''Your innocent whistle will fool them all...'''</span>''' and there will be yellow sparks on the crate. You will receive a [[Crate (Swapped)|swapped crate]] now, bring it to [[Bozo]].'''
''You see a crate. It contains Xodet`s daily supply of Mana Fluids''
 
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==== Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish ====
 
==== Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish ====
   
Bozo sends you to steal a magic watch from the [[Triangle Tower]]. The watch is located three floors above ground, and you need to kill [[Skeleton]]s, [[Ghoul]]s, [[Demon Skeleton]]s and [[Stalker]]s in order to get to the watch. Report back to [[Bozo]] when you have it, and he sends you on the final part of the mission.<br>
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Bozo sends you to steal a [[Magical Watch]] from the [[Triangle Tower]] ({{Mapper Coords|127.49|125.118|7|2|text=here}}). The watch is located three floors above ground in a [[box]] behind a [[Door (Sealed)|quest door]], and you need to kill [[Skeleton]]s, [[Ghoul]]s, [[Demon Skeleton]]s and [[Stalker]]s in order to get to the watch. Report back to [[Bozo]] when you have it, and he will send you on the second part of the mission.<br />
Now, [[Bozo]] wants you to sneak into [[Emperor Kruzak]]s bedroom and travel in time, in other to shave the beard off Kruzak's father, while sleeping. The bedroom is located four floors above ground, at the [[Emperor's Cookies Quest]]. You might need [[Key 3800]] to open the door to the room. To stop time, you must walk up to the bed and use the watch. Do not try and throw it on there. While you're transported through time, use a [[Kitchen Knife]] on [[Emperor Kruzak]]'s head and you'll be rewarded with his beard. A [[Kitchen Knife]] can be found in a box when you traveled through time together with a book in a bag. Beware, because a [[Dwarf Guard]] spawn when you shave the emperor. Use the watch again to be transported back. Report back to Bozo for the next mission.
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Now, [[Bozo]] wants you to sneak into [[Emperor Kruzak]]'s bedroom and travel in time in order to shave the beard of Kruzak's father, [[Gramlok Silverbeard]], while he is asleep. The bedroom is located four floors above ground ({{Mapper Coords|127.134|124.159|3|2|text=here}}), at the [[Emperor's Cookies Quest]]. You might need [[Key 3800]] to open the door to the room. To stop time, you must walk up to the bed and use the watch (stand next to the head-end and simply use the watch), the following message will appear: <span class="orange">You are travelling in time</span>. Do not try and throw it on there. While you're transported through time, use a [[Kitchen Knife]] on Gramlok's head and you'll be rewarded with his [[The Dwarven Emperor's Beard|beard]]. A [[Kitchen Knife]] can be found in a box when you traveled through time together with a book in a bag. Beware, because a [[Dwarf Guard]] spawns when you shave the emperor's beard, also a message will appear: <span class="orange">This is probably the most foolish thing you've ever done!</span> Use the watch again to be transported back. Report back to Bozo for the next mission.
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==== To become a complete fool ====
 
==== To become a complete fool ====
   
This is the time where you get the Jester Outfit. To obtain this, you'll need 1 [[Red Piece of Cloth|red]], [[Blue Piece of Cloth|blue]], [[Yellow Piece of Cloth|yellow]] and [[Green Piece of Cloth|green piece of cloth]].
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This is the time where you get the [[Jester Outfits|Jester Outfit]]. To obtain this, you'll need 1 [[Red Piece of Cloth|red]], [[Blue Piece of Cloth|blue]], [[Yellow Piece of Cloth|yellow]] and [[Green Piece of Cloth|green piece of cloth]]. Bring these all to Bozo and then you can wear the Jester Outfit.
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=== Jester Staff Addon ===
 
=== Jester Staff Addon ===
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==== Mission 6 - The queen of farts ====
 
==== Mission 6 - The queen of farts ====
   
[[Bozo]] wants you to get the materials for a [[Whoopee Cushion]]. These are the 4 [[Minotaur Leather]], and 1 [[Giant Spider Silk]].
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[[Bozo]] wants you to get the materials for a [[Whoopee Cushion]]. These are the 4 [[Minotaur Leather]], and 1 [[Spider Silk]].
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Bozo asks you to place a [[Whoopee Cushion]] on the Queens throne. Travel to [[Carlin]] and go to the Queens castle ({{Mapper Coords|126.61|124.8|7|2|text=here}}). '''Use''' the [[Whoopee Cushion]] on the throne, '''don't place it on it!!''' After this, report back to [[Bozo]] for further instructions.
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Bozo asks you to place a [[Whoopee Cushion]] on the Queens throne. Travel to [[Carlin]] and go to the Queens castle (situated in the north west part of the city). '''Use''' the [[Whoopee Cushion]] on the throne, '''don't place it on it!!''' After this, report back to [[Bozo]] for further instructions.
 
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==== Mission 7 - For your mice only ====
 
==== Mission 7 - For your mice only ====
You need to scare the jeweler in [[Venore]]. Steal the [[Toy Mouse|toy mouse]] of the queen in Carlin. Go to Carlin, and see the Queen. She's located to the North-West of the city. Underneath, there's her cats room. Use the basket and you'll retrieve a toy mouse. Beware, when you use the basket the Queens cat [[Kitty]] will appear and it can attack for high damage (100+ per turn). Do not try to kill him, he's immortal. Just get the toy mouse from the basket and leave. Go to [[Venore]] and to the jeweler NPC named [[Carina]]. Say 'Hi, mouse' yes'. Then report back to [[Bozo]] for further information.
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You need to scare the jeweler of [[Venore]]. To do this you need to steal the [[Toy Mouse]] from the Queen of Carlin's pet. Go back to Carlin to the Queen, downstairs you will find the cat's room. Use the cat basket and you will get the toy mouse. It will appear on the cat basket so be sure to pick it up. Beware, when you use the basket [[Kitty]] will appear and attack. There is no use trying to kill it, so just leave and head to [[Venore]]. Go find the jeweler named [[Carina]], near the [[bank]]. Say 'hi, 'mouse' and 'yes'. Then report back to [[Bozo]] for further information.
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==== Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing ====
 
==== Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing ====
Bozo requires some [[Easily Inflammable Sulphur]]. Travel to the tunnel in between [[Thais]] and [[Fibula]] and use your spoon on an inactive lava hole (this will be the first one you see down the ladder). <br>
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Bozo requires some [[Easily Inflammable Sulphur]]. Travel to the tunnel between [[Thais]] and [[Fibula]] and use your spoon on an [[Lava Hole (Inactive)|inactive lava hole]] (this will be the first one you see down the ladder). There is also an [[Lava Hole (Inactive)|inactive lava hole]] at the single [[Fire Devil]] spawn in [[Ancient Temple]]. Report back to Bozo and he'll ask you to go to [[Tiquanda]] and collect [[Some Special Leaves]] for him. Bring a [[Kitchen Knife]] and go straight north from the [[Port Hope]] Depot, search for [[Jungle Dweller Bush]] and use the kitchen knife on it. {{Mapper Coords|127.154|127.213|7|4|text=here}}.
Bozo asks you to go to [[Tiquanda]] and collect to him some bush leaves. Go straight West from Depot, and search for Jungle Dweller Busher, and use the knife on it.
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[[Image:Jesteraddon bush.PNG]]<br />
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([http://tibia.pl/earth.php?x=32547&y=32742&z=0&q=300.1&r=1 Here on Tibia Earth])
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Bozo asks you to deliver an exploding [[Cigar]] to [[Theodore Loveless]] ({{Mapper Coords|126.105|128.22|7|4|text=here}}) in [[Liberty bay]]. The man can be located in the building far to the North-East. After giving him the [[Cigar]], it blows up in his face. Report back to [[Bozo]] and you will be rewarded with the [[Jester Staff]] add-on.
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([http://www.tibianews.net/worldmap.asp?xcor=-338&ycor=-2488 around here on TibiaNews])
 
   
Bozo asks you to deliver an exploding [[Cigar]] to [[Theodore Loveless]](he is located in the last floor of the jewel shop) in [[Liberty bay]]. The man can be located in the building far to the North-East. After giving him the [[cigar]], it blows up in his face. Report back to [[Bozo]] and you'll be rewarded with the [[Jester Staff]], and add-on.
 
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==== Mission 9 - A fool's bargain ====
 
==== Mission 9 - A fool's bargain ====
[[Bozo]] wants a flask of [[Stalker Blood]]. To get this you should use the special flask on a dead [[Stalker]] as soon as you've killed one.The nearest Stalker is located in the third floor of the [[Triangle Tower]]<br>
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[[Bozo]] wants a flask of [[Stalker]] blood. To get this you should use the [[Special Flask (Fools Guild)|special flask]] on a dead [[Stalker]] as soon as you've killed one. The nearest Stalker is located in the third floor of the [[Triangle Tower]]. If you lose your [[Special Flask (Fools Guild)|special flask]] you can buy more from [[Bozo]] by asking him for '''vial'''.
[[Bozo]] wants a sample of [[Quara Ink]]. To get this, you'll need access to [[Calassa]] where many other [[Quara]]s are. You can also obtain this if someone else is on the same mission as you - you just need to give them your flask to get it. Kill a [[Quara Constrictor]] and use the flask in the dead body as soon as possible.<br>'''NOTE: You can also get the [[Quara Ink]] an simple way, just use the flask on a [[Quara Constrictor Scout]] on the [[Malada]] island. You dont have to use the flask yourself.'''
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[[Bozo]] wants a sample of [[Quara Ink]]. To get this, you need to use the [[Special Flask (Fools Guild)|special flask]] on a recently killed [[Quara Constrictor]] or [[Quara Constrictor Scout]]. The flask can be used by any player, so if you can't access areas with [[Quaras]] or think they are too tough, a friend can get it for you (note that the friend has to be on the same mission of the fools quest!!). They can be found in [[Calassa]], [[Frozen Trench]], [[Malada]], [[Yalahar]] [[Sunken Quarter]] and during [[raids]] on [[Liberty Bay]]. They are found in groups with other dangerous creatures, so be careful. However, there is a single spawn [[Quara Constrictor Scout]] in the [[Arena Quarter]] in [[Yalahar]], {{Mapper Coords|127.149|122.31|7|2|text=south-west in the quarter}}, that is the best option for lower level players.
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[[Bozo]] wants you to ask for 2000 [[Steel Shield]]s from [[Sam]], in [[Thais]], and sign a fake contract with the [[Magical Inkwell|invisible ink]] [[Bozo]] will give to you. In order to do this, go to the weapons shop in [[Thais]], and ask [[Sam]] to buy 2000 [[Steel Shield]]s. After this, he will give you the [[contract]] that you must sign with the invisible ink (use the ink on the contract that [[Sam]] gives you). You will get a [[Signed Contract]], which you give to [[Sam]]. Then return back to [[Bozo]] and ask for the next mission.
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[[Bozo]] wants you to ask for 2000 [[Steel Shield]]s to [[Sam]], on [[Thais]], and sign a fake-contract with the invisible ink he gives to you. In order to do this, go to the weapons shop in [[Thais]], and ask to [[Sam]] to buy 2000 [[Steel Shield]]s. After it, he will give you the contract that you must sign in with the invisible ink (use the ink on the contract that [[Sam]] gives you). Then return back to [[Bozo]] and ask for the next mission.
 
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==== Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise ====
 
==== Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise ====
   
[[Bozo]] will ask you to deliver 10 cookies to some NPCs over the world. They're not regular cookies, there are exploding confetti cookies. So your mission is to deliver 1 cookie to each of the following NPCs:
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[[Bozo]] will ask you to deliver 10 cookies to certain NPCs over the world. These are not regular cookies, there are [[Exploding Cookie|exploding confetti cookies]]. Your mission will be to deliver 1 cookie to each of the following NPCs:
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*[[Avar Tar]] in [[Edron]] ({{Mapper Coords|129.226|124.26|7|4|text=here}}).
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*[[Simon the Beggar]] on [[Fibula]] ({{Mapper Coords|125.186|126.212|7|3|text=Here}}).
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*[[Ariella]] in [[Meriana]] ({{Mapper Coords|126.79|127.81|7|4|text=here}}).
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*[[Lorbas]] next the ruins of the [[Dark Cathedral]] ({{Mapper Coords|127.178|126.54|7|3|text=here}}).
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*[[Markwin|King Markwin]] in the underground city of [[Mintwalin]] ({{Mapper Coords|126.164|125.152|15|3|text=here}}).
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*[[Hjaern]] on the ice island [[Nibelor]] ({{Mapper Coords|126.93|121.51|7|3|text=here}}).
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*[[Wyda]] in the [[Green Claw Swamp]] ({{Mapper Coords|127.213|124.234|6|2|text=here}}).
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*[[Hairycles]] in the jungle city of [[Banuta]] ({{Mapper Coords|128.59|127.63|7|3|text=here}}).
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*[[Orc King]] in the orc fortress of [[Ulderek's Rock]] ({{Mapper Coords|128.213|123.247|9|2|text=here}}).
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*and to EITHER [[Yaman]] ({{Mapper Coords|129.21|127.109|2|4|text=here}}), the green djinn, OR, [[Nah'Bob]] ({{Mapper Coords|129.84|127.14|4|2|text=here}}), the blue djinn (depending on which side you chose).
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Once you delivered all the cookies you will receive the [[Allow Cookies?]] achievement, then return to [[Bozo]] and ask for the next mission.
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'''Notes:''' [[Markwin|King Markwin]] and [[Orc King]] will summon their guards the first time you say 'Hi' to them ([[Markwin|King Markwin]] won't summon if you are an Archpostman).<br />Some NPCs will react after you give them the cookie. [[Wyda]] will cast [[Soulfire]] on you which will take 10&nbsp;hp per turn with 600 [[hp]] of total damage (60 turns). It would be a good idea to go to the nearest priest ([[Yberius]] in Venore) and ask him to heal you. The [[Orc King]] will also summon 2 [[Orc Warlord]]s and 5 [[Slime]]s after you give him the cookie so be prepared. You don't need to have completed the djinn quest to talk to [[Yaman]] or [[Nah'Bob]], you only need access to the fortress.
   
*[[Avar Tar]] in [[Edron]]
 
*[[Simon the Beggar]] on [[Fibula]]
 
*[[Ariella]] in [[Meriana]]
 
*[[Lorbas]] next the ruins of the [[Dark Cathedral]]
 
*[[Markwin|King Markwin]] in the underground city of [[Mintwalin]]
 
*[[Hjaern]] on the ice island [[Nibelor]]
 
*[[Wyda]] in the [[Green Claw Swamp]]
 
*[[Hairycles]] in the jungle city of [[Banuta]]
 
*[[Orc King]] in the orc fortress of [[Ulderek's Rock]]
 
*and to EITHER [[Yaman]], the green djinn, OR, [[Nah'Bob]], the blue djinn (depending on which side you chose).
 
   
Once you delivered all the cookies, return to [[Bozo]] and ask for the next mission.
 
   
'''Notes:''' [[Markwin|King Markwin]] and [[Orc King]] will summon their guards the first time you say 'Hi' to them.<br>
 
Some NPCs react after you give them the cookie. [[Wyda]] will cast [[Soulfire]] on you which will take 10 hp per turn with 600 hp of total damage (60 turns).IT would be a good idea to go to the nearest priest (Yiberius in Venore) and ask him for heal, to put out the fire. The [[Orc King]] will also summon 2 [[Orc Warlord]]s and 5 [[Slime]]s, so be prepared.
 
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==== Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness ====
 
==== Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness ====
   
An easy one. Just bring him 5 [[White Pieces of Cloth]], and then ask for the next mission. [[White Pieces of Cloth]] are dropped by [[Ghost]]s and [[Spectre]]s.<br>
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'''Note: if you are a [[sorcerer]] or a [[druid]], you can avoid using your [[Mummy Disguise]] by casting [[Creature Illusion]] spell, turning yourself into a [[Mummy]] instead of using your disguise.'''
[[Bozo]] will give to you a [[Bale of White Cloth]] (it look like a white tapestry), and you'll have to go to the [[Plague Spike]], on [[Darama]]. Here. [http://www.tibianews.net/worldmap.asp?xcor=-1973&ycor=-1614]
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An easy one. Just bring him 5 [[White Pieces of Cloth]], and then ask for the next mission. [[White Pieces of Cloth]] are dropped by [[Ghost]]s and [[Spectre]]s.<br />
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[[Bozo]] will give to you a [[Bale of White Cloth]] (which looks like a [[White Tapestry]]), and you'll have to go to the [[Plague Spike]], on [[Darama]]. Here: {{Mapper Coords|129.39|126.176|2|1|text=here}}
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Now go up and to the left where 2 [[Wyvern]]s spawn and go upstairs until you have reached the top. Once there, use the [[Bale of White Cloth]] on the altar, and you'll get a [[Bale of Yellowed Cloth]] (which looks like a yellow tapestry). Return back to [[Bozo]] and ask for the next mission.<br />
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You have reached the last mission! [[Bozo]] will give you a [[Mummy Disguise]]. Beware, '''DON'T USE IT YET!''' Go to the [[Darashia]] Palace ({{Mapper Coords|129.205|126.151|7|2|text=here}}), and reach the NPC [[Kazzan]]. Once you're near him, use the mummy disguise, and your outfit will be like a mummy. Now, you have 10 seconds to go to [[Kazzan]] and say "Hi". He will scream: "WAAAAAHHH!!!". Once you've done it, go back to [[Bozo]] and ask for the mission. He will give you a [[Jester Hat]], and you will get the jester hat addon. If you happen to use the disguise too early just go back to [[Bozo]] and you will get a free new one.
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<br />[[File:Bozo Mummy Kazzan.jpg]]
   
Now go up and to the left to where the old single [[Wyvern]] respawn (beware, now there are 2 [[Wyvern]]s there) and go upstairs until you reached the top. Once there, use the [[Bale of White Cloth]] on the altar, and you'll get a piece of old and worn cloth (it look like a yellow tapestry). Return back to [[Bozo]] and ask for the next mission.<br>
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When you finish the whole quest you get the [[Perfect Fool]] and [[Fool at Heart]] [[Achievements]].
You have reached the last mission! [[Bozo]] will give you a mummy disguise. Beware, '''DON'T USE IT YET!!!''' Go to the [[Darashia]] Palace, and reach the NPC [[Kazzan]]. Once you're near him, use the mummy cloth, and your outfit will be like a mummy. Now, you have 10 seconds to go to [[Kazzan]] and say "Hi". He will scream "WAAAAAHHH!!!". Once you've done it, go back to [[Bozo]] and ask for the mission. He will give you a [[Jester Hat]], and you will get the jester hat addon.
 
<br>[[Image:Bozo Mummy Kazzan.jpg]]
 
   
 
== Transcripts ==
 
== Transcripts ==
 
=== Mission 1 - First Mission ===
 
=== Mission 1 - First Mission ===
   
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
''Player'': '''join'''<br>
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Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild?<br>
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''Player'': '''join'''<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
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Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild?<br/>
Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ...<br>
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''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ...<br>
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Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ...<br/>
Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future?<br>
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Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ...<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
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Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future?<br/>
Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ...<br>
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''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ...<br>
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Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ...<br/>
Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ...<br>
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Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ...<br/>
Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ...<br>
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Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ...<br/>
Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission.<br>
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Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ...<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
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Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission.<br/>
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
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Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
   
<font color=green>'''''You see a white flower.<br>
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{{Description|
'''''It weighs 0.10 oz.</font>
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You see a white flower.<br/>
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It weighs 0.10 oz.}}
   
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
Bozo: Do you have a fitting flower for me?<br>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
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Bozo: Do you have a fitting flower for me?<br/>
Bozo: Indeed. This flower will do the trick, so to say. Just ask me about another mission whenever you're ready.
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''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
<br><br>
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Bozo: Indeed. This flower will do the trick, so to say. Just ask me about another mission whenever you're ready.}}
 
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=== Mission 2 - That stinks! ===
 
=== Mission 2 - That stinks! ===
   
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: The next task will be a bit more difficult. I pride myself on being the major manufacturer of stink bombs in whole Tibia. Stop chuckling you fool aspirant ...<br>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: The worst part is getting the perfect stench. Whenever a slime dies, it leaves a noxious gas cloud ...<br>
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Bozo: The next task will be a bit more difficult. I pride myself on being the major manufacturer of stink bombs in whole Tibia. Stop chuckling you fool aspirant ...<br/>
Bozo: If you are able to collect its scent in the first few seconds after the slime's death, we have the ideal substance to create dozens of stink bombs ...<br>
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Bozo: The worst part is getting the perfect stench. Whenever a slime dies, it leaves a noxious gas cloud ...<br/>
Bozo: Take this special vial and fill it with the perfect stench. Then return here and we will talk about your mission.<br>
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Bozo: If you are able to collect its scent in the first few seconds after the slime's death, we have the ideal substance to create dozens of stink bombs ...<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
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Bozo: Take this special vial and fill it with the perfect stench. Then return here and we will talk about your mission.<br/>
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
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Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
   
<font color=green>'''''You see a special flask.<br>
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{{Description|
'''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br>
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You see a special flask.<br/>
'''''Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.</font>
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It weighs 1.80 oz.<br/>
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Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.}}
   
 
'''Use this flask on a recently dead Slime.'''
 
'''Use this flask on a recently dead Slime.'''
   
<font color=green>'''''You see a special flask.<br>
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{{Description|
'''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br>
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You see a special flask.<br/>
'''''It contains the smell of a freshly slain slime.</font>
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It weighs 1.80 oz.<br/>
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It contains the smell of a freshly slain slime.}}
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{{Infobox Transcript|
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
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Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
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Bozo: Do you have acquired the exquisite stench we need?<br/>
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''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
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Bozo: Ugh. You got some efficient stuff there. I have to admit you have a talent for such distasteful matters. Perhaps you feel ready for another mission. Just ask me about it.}}
   
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: Do you have acquired the exquisite stench we need?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: Ugh. You got some efficient stuff there. I have to admit you have a talent for such distasteful matters. Perhaps you feel ready for another mission. Just ask me about it.
 
<br><br>
 
 
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=== Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake ===
 
=== Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake ===
   
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: I think you're ready for a small promotion. Provided that you finish another mission, that is ...<br>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: As you might know, nothing helps you to break the ice so easily when you meet new people as a pie thrown in the face ...<br>
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Bozo: I think you're ready for a small promotion. Provided that you finish another mission, that is ...<br/>
Bozo: Of course, this habit leads to a dramatic shortage of pies now and then. And that's what we need you for. Mirabell in Edron creates the most creamy and sticky pies in the world ...<br>
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Bozo: As you might know, nothing helps you to break the ice so easily when you meet new people as a pie thrown in the face ...<br/>
Bozo: Get me a dozen of them, this means 12, you fool. Then report to me about your mission.<br>
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Bozo: Of course, this habit leads to a dramatic shortage of pies now and then. And that's what we need you for. Mirabell in Edron creates the most creamy and sticky pies in the world ...<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
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Bozo: Get me a dozen of them, this means 12, you fool. Then report to me about your mission.<br/>
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
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Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
   
<font color=green>'''''You see a box.<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
'''''It weighs 40.00 oz.<br>
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
'''''It is filled with delicious cream pies.</font>
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Mirabell: Welcome to the Horn of Plenty, Mohawk the Sorcerer. Sit down, have a drink or some food!<br/>
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''Player'': '''pies'''<br/>
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Mirabell: Due to the high demand, I sell them only in boxes of 12 pies. So if you want to buy my delicious cake, you'll have to order 12 pies.<br/>
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''Player'': '''12 pies'''<br/>
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Mirabell: Oh you've heard about my excellent pies, didn't you? I am flattered. Unfortunately I'm completely out of flour. I need 2 portions of flour for one pie. Just tell me when you have enough flour for your pies.<br/>
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''Player'': '''flour'''<br/>
  +
Mirabell: Do you bring me the flour needed for your pies?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
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Mirabell: Excellent. Now I can start baking the pies. As you helped me, I will make you a good price for them.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''12 pies'''<br/>
  +
Mirabell: For 12 pies this is 240 gold. Do you want to buy them?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Mirabell: Here they are. Wait! Two things you should know: Firstly, they won't last long in the sun so you better get them to their destination as quickly as possible ...<br/>
  +
Mirabell: Secondly, since my pies are that delicious it is forbidden to leave the town with them. We can't afford to attract more tourists to Edron.<br/>
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''Player'': '''bye}}
  +
  +
{{Description|
  +
You see a box.<br/>
  +
It weighs 40.00 oz.<br/>
  +
It is filled with delicious cream pies.}}
  +
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{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: So do you bring me a box full of pies?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Excellent. Poor Harsky, poor Stutch. They will mourn the day they dared to yawn during a performance of the magnificent Bozo ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: However, I grant you the title of 'Fool in Training' for your efforts. Just don't let it go to your head and don't use this highly spiritual title to show off ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: If you are interested in another mission, talk to me.}}
   
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: So do you bring me a box full of pies?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: Excellent. Poor Harsky, poor Stutch. They will mourn the day they dared to yawn during a performance of the magnificent Bozo ...<br>
 
Bozo: However, I grant you the title of 'Fool in Training' for your efforts. Just don't let it go to your head and don't use this highly spiritual title to show off ...<br>
 
Bozo: If you are interested in another mission, talk to me.
 
<br><br>
 
 
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=== Mission 4 - Fool Spirits ===
 
=== Mission 4 - Fool Spirits ===
   
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: Ah, the fool in training wants to see some action? Fine with me. I think you are ready for a big prank. But first I need 18 vials filled with wine ...<br>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: Get them and report here about your mission.<br>
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Bozo: Ah, the fool in training wants to see some action? Fine with me. I think you are ready for a big prank. But first I need 18 vials filled with wine ...<br/>
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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Bozo: Get them and report here about your mission.<br/>
Bozo: Do you have 18 vials of wine?<br>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
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Bozo: Do you have 18 vials of wine?<br/>
Bozo: So lets see. I put them into this crate which looks just like the ones in which old Xodet gets his mana potions delivered ...<br>
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''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: Here take this crate and bring it to Xodet's shop. In front of the shop, you should see the latest delivery. Just use this crate on the other one to exchange them ...<br>
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Bozo: So lets see. I put them into this crate which looks just like the ones in which old [[Xodet]] gets his mana potions delivered ...<br/>
Bozo: Bring me the interchanged crate and talk to me about your mission.<br>
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Bozo: Here take this crate and bring it to Xodet's shop. In front of the shop, you should see the latest delivery. Just use this crate on the other one to exchange them ...<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
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Bozo: Bring me the interchanged crate and talk to me about your mission.<br/>
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
<br>
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Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
<br>
 
<font color=green>'''''You see a crate.<br>
 
'''''It weighs 80.00 oz.<br>
 
'''''It contains a lot of wine flasks.<br>
 
<br>
 
'''''You see a crate.<br>
 
'''''It weighs 80.00 oz.<br>
 
'''''You swapped it with Bozo's crate of wine flasks.</font><br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: Do you bring me Xodet's exchanged crate?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: I see. I guess we can expect a few drunken mages soon! Am I mistaken or are you up for some more challenging missions? Just askme about if you feel foolish enough.<br>
 
<br><br>
 
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{{Description|
  +
You see a crate.<br/>
  +
It weighs 80.00 oz.<br/>
  +
It contains a lot of wine flasks.<br/>
  +
  +
You see a crate.<br/>
  +
It weighs 80.00 oz.<br/>
  +
You swapped it with Bozo's crate of wine flasks.}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Do you bring me Xodet's exchanged crate?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: I see. I guess we can expect a few drunken mages soon! Am I mistaken or are you up for some more challenging missions? Just ask me about if you feel foolish enough.}}
  +
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=== Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish ===
 
=== Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish ===
   
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: I have a fine prank in mind but without proper preparation, you'd end up hacked in pieces by the dwarfs. By chance I found out about an artefact that might save the day ...<br>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: There is a mysterious tower, known as Triangle Tower, north of Jakundaf Desert. In this tower, you will find a magic watch that we need for our dangerous fun ...<br>
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Bozo: I have a fine prank in mind but without proper preparation, you'd end up hacked in pieces by the dwarfs. By chance I found out about an artefact that might save the day ...<br/>
Bozo: Well, I'll have the fun and you'll have the danger but you can view it from a positive side - view it from my side for instance. Now get that watch and report about your mission.<br>
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Bozo: There is a mysterious tower, known as Triangle Tower, north of Jakundaf Desert. In this tower, you will find a magic watch that we need for our dangerous fun ...<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
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Bozo: Well, I'll have the fun and you'll have the danger but you can view it from a positive side - view it from my side for instance. Now get that watch and report about your mission.<br/>
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
<br>
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Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
<font color=green>'''''You see a magical watch.<br>
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'''''It weighs 0.50 oz.</font><br>
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{{Description|
<br>
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You see a magical watch.<br/>
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
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It weighs 0.50 oz.}}
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: Did you get the watch?<br>
+
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
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Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Did you get the watch?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
 
Bozo: Oh boy, you will have so much fun with that watch if they don't catch and kill you. I envy you so much ...
 
Bozo: Oh boy, you will have so much fun with that watch if they don't catch and kill you. I envy you so much ...
Bozo: So listen my little fool, this watch has the power to advance you in time. It will come in handy when you are stealing the beard of the dwarven emperor ...<br>
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Bozo: So listen my little fool, this watch has the power to advance you in time. It will come in handy when you are stealing the beard of the dwarven emperor ...<br/>
Bozo: Oh, come on, don't faint like some baby. It's perfectly safe with that watch ... well, almost. You sneak into the emperor's bedroom when it's empty. Use the watch directly beside the bed's pillow ...<br>
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Bozo: Oh, come on, don't faint like some baby. It's perfectly safe with that watch ... well, almost. You sneak into the emperor's bedroom when it's empty. Use the watch directly beside the bed's pillow ...<br/>
Bozo: This should advance you in time. You will appear next to the sleeping emperor. His guards will be outside so they shouldn't bother you. Use a sharp kitchen knife to cut off his beard ...<br>
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Bozo: This should advance you in time. You will appear next to the sleeping emperor. His guards will be outside so they shouldn't bother you. Use a sharp kitchen knife to cut off his beard ...<br/>
Bozo: Then quickly use the watch again to advance in time once more. You should appear at a time when everybody has left the room...<br>
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Bozo: Then quickly use the watch again to advance in time once more. You should appear at a time when everybody has left the room...<br/>
Bozo: Sneak out and come here to report about your mission. As the watch will only work those 2 times, make sure that you've got the beard when returning here.<br>
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Bozo: Sneak out and come here to report about your mission. As the watch will only work those 2 times, make sure that you've got the beard when returning here.<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
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Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
<br>
 
<font color=green>'''''You see the dwarven emperor's beard.<br>
 
'''''It weighs 0.50 oz.</font><br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: Did you get the beard?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: You got the beard and survived. I think for the first time in my whole life I'm impressed, no wait, it was just a stone in my shoe ...<br>
 
Bozo: Still, as a small recognition of your accomplishments I'm willing to tell you how to get your own jester outfit. If you are interested in more fun and adventures, ask me for more missions.<br>
 
<br><br>
 
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{{Description|
  +
You see the dwarven emperor's beard.<br/>
  +
It weighs 0.50 oz.}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Did you get the beard?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: You got the beard and survived. I think for the first time in my whole life I'm impressed, no wait, it was just a stone in my shoe ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: Still, as a small recognition of your accomplishments I'm willing to tell you how to get your own jester outfit. If you are interested in more fun and adventures, ask me for more missions.}}
  +
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=== To become a complete fool ===
 
=== To become a complete fool ===
''Player'': '''jester outfit'''<br>
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Bozo: First we will need one piece of red cloth. Do you have it with you?<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
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''Player'': '''jester outfit'''<br/>
Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of blue cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?<br>
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Bozo: First we will need one piece of red cloth. Do you have it with you?<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of green cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?<br>
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Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of blue cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: At last we need one piece of yellow cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?<br>
+
Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of green cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: That's it. Here is your jester outfit. It's admittedly a bit basic but maybe you'll earn some nice accessories soon. At least you are more fittingly dressed for your next missions now.<br>
+
Bozo: At last we need one piece of yellow cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?<br/>
<br><br>
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''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: That's it. Here is your jester outfit. It's admittedly a bit basic but maybe you'll earn some nice accessories soon. At least you are more fittingly dressed for your next missions now.}}
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=== Mission 6 - The queen of farts ===
 
=== Mission 6 - The queen of farts ===
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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Bozo: You know, nothing has brought more fun and joy to humanity than the whoopee cushion. Its creation is a delicate matter though. Bring me 4 pieces of minotaur leather first and then lets talk about this mission.<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
''Player'': mission'''<br>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: Do you have the four minotaur leathers?<br>
+
Bozo: You know, nothing has brought more fun and joy to humanity than the whoopee cushion. Its creation is a delicate matter though. Bring me 4 pieces of minotaur leather first and then lets talk about this mission.<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
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''Player'': mission'''<br/>
Bozo: Good, this was the first part. Now it gets difficult. To sew it together, we need a very fine yarn, as fine as the silk of a giantspider. Bring me some giant spider silk and talk to me about your mission.<br>
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Bozo: Do you have the four minotaur leathers?<br/>
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: Do you have the spider silk with you?<br>
+
Bozo: Good, this was the first part. Now it gets difficult. To sew it together, we need a very fine yarn, as fine as the silk of a giant spider. Bring me some giant spider silk and talk to me about your mission.<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: Let's see, a stitch here, a stitch there. Hey Presto! A whoopee cushion! Are you ready for the fun part? Then talk to me aboutyour next mission.<br>
+
Bozo: Do you have the spider silk with you?<br/>
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: Now that we have this whoopee cushion it would be a waste not to use it, don't you agree ...<br>
+
Bozo: Let's see, a stitch here, a stitch there. Hey Presto! A whoopee cushion! Are you ready for the fun part? Then talk to me about your next mission.<br/>
Bozo: Don't speak! I already know what you have in your impish mind my friend and I agree fully. You will bring this cushion to Carlin and place it right on Queen Eloise's throne! Then return here and talk to me about your mission.<br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
+
Bozo: Now that we have this whoopee cushion it would be a waste not to use it, don't you agree ...<br/>
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
+
Bozo: Don't speak! I already know what you have in your impish mind my friend and I agree fully. You will bring this cushion to Carlin and place it right on Queen Eloise's throne! Then return here and talk to me about your mission.<br/>
<br>
+
''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
<font color=green>'''''You see a whoopee cushion.<br>
+
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
'''''It weighs 15.00 oz.<br>
+
'''''Bozo gave it to you.</font><br>
+
{{Description|
<br>
+
You see a whoopee cushion.<br/>
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
+
It weighs 15.00 oz.<br/>
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
+
Bozo gave it to you.}}
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
+
Bozo: Have you placed the whoopee cushion on the throne in Carlin?<br>
+
{{Infobox Transcript|
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
Bozo: This will cause quite a commotion in Carlin. I think we should play some pranks in many more places to spread humour all over the world. Talk to me about your next mission to learn more about it.<br>
+
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
<br><br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Have you placed the whoopee cushion on the throne in Carlin?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: This will cause quite a commotion in Carlin. I think we should play some pranks in many more places to spread humour all over the world. Talk to me about your next mission to learn more about it.}}
  +
 
----
 
----
  +
=== Mission 7 - For your mice only ===
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: The time has come to play a prank on some arrogant Venorean. I found out that Carina, the jeweller, is terribly afraid of mice ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: Your task is quite easy. Steal the toy mouse of Queen Eloise's cat and show it to Carina in Venore to scare her to death. Then report about your mission.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
  +
  +
{{Description|
  +
You see a toy mouse.<br/>
  +
It weighs 12.50 oz.}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Carina: Welcome, ''Player''. I am looking forward to trade with you.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mouse'''<br/>
  +
Carina: Wha ... What??? Are you saying you've seen a mouse here??<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Carina: IIIEEEEEK!}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Have you been to Venore and scared Carina as I asked you to?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Excellent. The Venoreans have been safe from my pranks far too long. If you are ready for another mission, talk to me.}}
   
=== Mission 7 - Four you mice only ===
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: The time has come to play a prank on some arrogant Venorean. I found out that Carina, the jeweller, is terribly afraid of mice ...<br>
 
Bozo: Your task is quite easy. Steal the toy mouse of Queen Eloise's cat and show it to Carina in Venore to scare her to death. Then report about your mission.<br>
 
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
 
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
 
<br>
 
<font color=green>'''''You see a toy mouse.<br>
 
'''''It weighs 12.50 oz.</font><br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Carina: Welcome, ''Player''. I am looking forward to trade with you.<br>
 
''Player'': '''mouse'''<br>
 
Carina: Wha ... What??? Are you saying you've seen a mouse here??<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Carina: IIIEEEEEK!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: Have you been to Venore and scared Carina as I asked you to?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: Excellent. The Venoreans have been safe from my pranks far too long. If you are ready for another mission, talk to me.<br>
 
<br><br>
 
 
----
 
----
   
 
=== Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing ===
 
=== Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing ===
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: These Venoreans think they are safe from us. They couldn't be more wrong. Let them feel the wrath of the fools! Get a spoon and collect some sulphur from an inactive lava hole ...<br>
 
Bozo: Be very careful when you get the easily inflammable substance. Then let's talk about the next part of your mission.<br>
 
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
 
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
 
<br>
 
<font color=green>'''''You see easily inflammable sulphur.<br>
 
'''''It weighs 0.50 oz.</font><br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: Have you collected the sulphur?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: So much for part one of my foolish master plan. Now travel to Tiquanda and use a kitchen knife to cut some leaves of the jungledweller bush for me. Bring them with you when you report about your mission.<br>
 
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
 
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
 
<br>
 
<font color=green>'''''You see some special leaves.<br>
 
'''''It weighs 0.80 oz.<br>
 
'''''They have an aromatic smell.</font><br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: Do you have the leaves with you?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: So far so good. I will prepare some nasty surprise for your next mission. Talk to me about it whenever you feel ready.<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: Now look at this, someone has made exploding cigars out of the sulphur and the leaves! Coincidentally I have a great idea how wecould use them ...<br>
 
Bozo: Take this cigar and give it to Theodore Loveless, the Venorean representative in Liberty Bay. After you delivered our little'present', report here about the outcome of your mission.<br>
 
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
 
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
 
<br>
 
<font color=green>'''''You see a cigar.<br>
 
'''''It weighs 1.20 oz.</font><br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Theodore Loveless: Greetings, dear visitor.<br>
 
''Player'': '''cigar'''<br>
 
Theodore Loveless: Oh my. Have you gotten an exquisite cigar for me, my young friend?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Theodore Loveless: Ah what a fine blend. I really ...<br>
 
Theodore Loveless: OUCH! What have you done you fool? How dare you???<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: Have you delivered the exploding cigar to Theodore Loveless?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: You're hell of a guy, I bet you enjoyed it. As you represent everything a fool stands for, I give you this fool's sceptre to spiceup your jester outfit. If you are interested, there are even more missions for a fool like yourself. Just ask about them.<br>
 
<br><br>
 
----
 
   
=== Mission 9 - A fool's bargain ===
+
{{Infobox Transcript|
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: Well, I think as a true fool you have to think big. So our next little prank will be on a grand scale. Of course, this will need somepreparation ...<br>
+
Bozo: These Venoreans think they are safe from us. They couldn't be more wrong. Let them feel the wrath of the fools! Get a spoon and collect some sulphur from an inactive lava hole ...<br/>
Bozo: Firstly, take this vial and use it on a dead stalker immediately after his death to collect his warm blood. Report about yourmission when you are done.<br>
+
Bozo: Be very careful when you get the easily inflammable substance. Then let's talk about the next part of your mission.<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
+
''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
<br>
+
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
<font color=green>'''''You see a special flask.<br>
+
'''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br>
+
{{Description|
'''''Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.<br>
+
You see easily inflammable sulphur.<br/>
<br>
+
It weighs 0.50 oz.}}
'''''You see a special flask.<br>
+
'''''It weighs 1.80 oz.</font><br>
+
{{Infobox Transcript|
<br>
+
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
+
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
+
Bozo: Have you collected the sulphur?<br/>
Bozo: Have you gotten the blood that we need?<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
Bozo: So much for part one of my foolish master plan. Now travel to Tiquanda and use a kitchen knife to cut some leaves of the jungle dweller bush for me. Bring them with you when you report about your mission.<br/>
Bozo: Congratulations! Now let's talk about the complicated part. We need the ink of a quara constrictor. Use this vial on a fresh corpse to get the ink ...<br>
+
''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
Bozo: Stop making these grimaces! I know it's a foolish task, but after all that's also the fun about it. Get the ink and report to me about your mission.<br>
+
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
+
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
+
{{Description|
<br>
+
You see some special leaves.<br/>
<font color=green>'''''You see a special flask.<br>
+
It weighs 0.80 oz.<br/>
'''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br>
+
They have an aromatic smell.}}
'''''Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.<br>
+
<br>
+
{{Infobox Transcript|
'''''You see a special flask.<br>
+
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
'''''It weighs 1.80 oz.<br>
+
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
'''''It contains the ink of a freshly slain quara.</font><br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
<br>
+
Bozo: Do you have the leaves with you?<br/>
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
+
Bozo: So far so good. I will prepare some nasty surprise for your next mission. Talk to me about it whenever you feel ready.<br/>
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: Have you acquired the constrictor's ink?<br>
+
Bozo: Now look at this, someone has made exploding cigars out of the sulphur and the leaves! Coincidentally I have a great idea how wecould use them ...<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
Bozo: Take this cigar and give it to Theodore Loveless, the Venorean representative in Liberty Bay. After you delivered our little'present', report here about the outcome of your mission.<br/>
Bozo: Excellent. As a true fool you have of course no clue what these ingredients are good for, but I will enlighten you. Just ask about your next mission and I'll tell you everything you need to know.<br>
+
''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
+
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
Bozo: Blood of a stalker and ink of a quara are the main ingredients of the prop for our next prank. Mix it together to obtain some nice vanishing ink ...<br>
+
Bozo: It looks exactly like normal ink, however, exposed to air it will vanish within minutes. I'm sure you understand how useful this ink can be ...<br>
+
{{Description|
Bozo: Now, listen to my plan. Go to Sam and order 2000 steel shields. He will never agree to it if you do not sign a contract ...<br>
+
You see a cigar.<br/>
Bozo: Use the vanishing ink to sign the contract and then hand the paper back to him. This will keep this humourless doter busy for awhile. Talk to me about your mission when you are done.<br>
+
It weighs 1.20 oz.}}
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
+
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
+
{{Infobox Transcript|
<br>
+
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
<font color=green>'''''You see a magical inkwell.<br>
+
Theodore Loveless: Greetings, dear visitor.<br/>
'''''It weighs 2.00 oz.</font><br>
+
''Player'': '''cigar'''<br/>
<br>
+
Theodore Loveless: Oh my. Have you gotten an exquisite cigar for me, my young friend?<br/>
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Sam: Welcome to my shop, adventurer ''Player''!<br>
+
Theodore Loveless: Ah what a fine blend. I really ...<br/>
''Player'': '''2000 steel shields'''<br>
+
Theodore Loveless: OUCH! What have you done you fool? How dare you???}}
Sam: What? You want to buy 2000 steel shields??<br>
+
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
{{Infobox Transcript|
Sam: I can't believe it. Finally I will be rich! I could move to Edron and enjoy my retirement! But ... wait a minute! I will not start working without a contract! Are you willing to sign one?<br>
+
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
Sam: Fine! Here is the contract. Please sign it. Talk to me about it again when you're done.<br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
''Player'': '''contract'''<br>
+
Bozo: Have you delivered the exploding cigar to Theodore Loveless?<br/>
Sam: Have you signed the contract?<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
Bozo: You're hell of a guy, I bet you enjoyed it. As you represent everything a fool stands for, I give you this fool's sceptre to spiceup your jester outfit. If you are interested, there are even more missions for a fool like yourself. Just ask about them.}}
Sam: Excellent! I will start working right away! Now that I am going to be rich, I will take the opportunity to tell some people what I REALLY think about them!<br>
+
<br>
 
<font color=green>'''''You see a contract.<br>
 
'''''It weighs 2.00 oz.<br>
 
'''''It is not signed yet.<br>
 
<br>
 
'''''You see a signed contract.<br>
 
'''''It weighs 2.00 oz.</font><br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: So have you fooled the old Sam yet?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: What a splendid prank! If you are ready for more, ask me about the next mission.<br>
 
<br><br>
 
 
----
 
----
  +
=== Mission 9 - A fool's bargain ===
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Well, I think as a true fool you have to think big. So our next little prank will be on a grand scale. Of course, this will need somepreparation ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: Firstly, take this vial and use it on a dead stalker immediately after his death to collect his warm blood. Report about yourmission when you are done.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''bye}}
  +
  +
{{Description|
  +
You see a special flask.<br/>
  +
It weighs 1.80 oz.<br/>
  +
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.<br/>
  +
  +
You see a special flask.<br/>
  +
It weighs 1.80 oz.}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Have you gotten the blood that we need?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Congratulations! Now let's talk about the complicated part. We need the ink of a quara constrictor. Use this vial on a fresh corpse to get the ink ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: Stop making these grimaces! I know it's a foolish task, but after all that's also the fun about it. Get the ink and report to me about your mission.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
  +
  +
{{Description|
  +
You see a special flask.<br/>
  +
It weighs 1.80 oz.<br/>
  +
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.<br/>
  +
  +
You see a special flask.<br/>
  +
It weighs 1.80 oz.<br/>
  +
It contains the ink of a freshly slain quara.}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Have you acquired the constrictor's ink?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Excellent. As a true fool you have of course no clue what these ingredients are good for, but I will enlighten you. Just ask about your next mission and I'll tell you everything you need to know.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Blood of a stalker and ink of a quara are the main ingredients of the prop for our next prank. Mix it together to obtain some nice vanishing ink ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: It looks exactly like normal ink, however, exposed to air it will vanish within minutes. I'm sure you understand how useful this ink can be ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: Now, listen to my plan. Go to Sam and order 2000 steel shields. He will never agree to it if you do not sign a contract ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: Use the vanishing ink to sign the contract and then hand the paper back to him. This will keep this humourless doter busy for awhile. Talk to me about your mission when you are done.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
  +
  +
{{Description|
  +
You see a magical inkwell.<br/>
  +
It weighs 2.00 oz.}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Sam: Welcome to my shop, adventurer ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''2000 steel shields'''<br/>
  +
Sam: What? You want to buy 2000 steel shields??<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Sam: I can't believe it. Finally I will be rich! I could move to Edron and enjoy my retirement! But ... wait a minute! I will not start working without a contract! Are you willing to sign one?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Sam: Fine! Here is the contract. Please sign it. Talk to me about it again when you're done.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''contract'''<br/>
  +
Sam: Have you signed the contract?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Sam: Excellent! I will start working right away! Now that I am going to be rich, I will take the opportunity to tell some people what I REALLY think about them!}}
  +
  +
{{Description|
  +
You see a contract.<br/>
  +
It weighs 2.00 oz.<br/>
  +
It is not signed yet.<br/>
  +
  +
You see a signed contract.<br/>
  +
It weighs 2.00 oz.}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: So have you fooled the old Sam yet?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: What a splendid prank! If you are ready for more, ask me about the next mission.}}
   
=== Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise ===
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: This time I have no real mission for you, rather a small errand. I bet you had expected some dangerous and exhausting quest but since I like you so much, I make it veeeeery easy for you ...<br>
 
Bozo: Here are some cookies. Beware though, those are exploding confetti cookies. You will have to deliver them to 10 special persons, then return to me and report about your mission. Seems easy, doesn't it? Are you going to accept this mission?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: Great! That's the word of a true fool! Maybe you want to write the names down. Here we go: Deliver a cookie to: ...<br>
 
Bozo: The pompous hero Avar Tar in Edron, Simon the greedy beggar on Fibula, the pirate Ariella on the Shattered Isles, the dubious Lorbas next to the ruins of the Dark Cathedral, King Markwin in the underground city Mintwalin ...<br>
 
Bozo: The shaman Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor, the witch Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp, the ape Hairycles in the jungle city Banuta ...<br>
 
Bozo: The orc king in the orc fortress Uldrek's Rock and the last one to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob, the blue djinn ...<br>
 
Bozo: A piece of cake isn't it? Did you take notes? If you need the list again, just ask me for it. Otherwise leave now and report about the mission whenever you're done.<br>
 
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
 
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
 
<br>
 
<font color=green>'''''You see 10 exploding cookies.<br>
 
'''''They weigh 1.00 oz.</font><br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Simon the Beggar: Hello ''Player''. I am a poor man. Please help me.<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Simon the Beggar: Have you brought a cookie for the poor?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Simon the Beggar: Well, it's the least you can do for those who live in dire poverty. A single cookie is a bit less than I'd expected, but better than ... WHA ... WHAT?? MY BEARD! MY PRECIOUS BEARD! IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CLEAR IT OF THIS CONFETTI!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Markwin: Oh, it's you again. What do you want, hornless messenger?<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Markwin: You bring me ... a cookie???<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Markwin: I understand this as a peace-offering, human ... UNGH ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS MEANS WAR!!!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Ariella: Hi there.<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Ariella: So you brought a cookie to a pirate?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Ariella: How sweet of you ... Uhh ... OH NO ... Bozo did it again. Tell this prankster I'll pay him back.<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. If you want to trade, just ask for my offers. If you are injured, ask for healing.<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Hairycles: Oh you bring cookie for old Hairycles?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Hairycles: Thank you, you are ... YOU SON OF LIZARD!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Nah'bob: <Sighs> Another customer! I've only just sat down! What is it, ''Player''?<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Nah'bob: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
9 Nah'bob: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Yaman: Well, if it isn't a human. Greetings, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Yaman:You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Yaman: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Avar Tar: Greetings, traveler ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Avar Tar: Do you really think you could bribe a hero like me with a meagre cookie?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Avar Tar: Well, you won't! Though it looks tasty ...What the ... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT! GET LOST!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
The Orc King: Harrrrk! You think you are strong now? You shall never escape my wrath! I am immortal!<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
The Orc King: You bring me a stinking cookie???<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
The Orc King: Well, I hope it stinks a lot. I like stinking cookies best ... BY MY THOUSAND SONS! YOU ARE SO DEAD HUMAN! DEAD!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Lorbas: Be greeted, dear traveller.<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Lorbas: You want me to eat this cookie?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Lorbas: Well, you don't mind if I play around with this antidote rune a bit ... UHHH, YOU LOU ... uhm that was so ... funny, haha ... ha. Mhm,you better leave now.<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Wyda: What? A mundane talking to me? Amusing.<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Wyda: You brought me a cookie?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Wyda: Well, it's a welcome change from all that gingerbread ... AHHH HOW DARE YOU??? FEEL MY WRATH!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Hjaern: Be greeted.<br>
 
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br>
 
Hjaern: You want to sacrifice a cookie to the spirits?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Hjaern: In the name of the spirits I accept this offer ... UHNGH ... The spirits are not amused!<br>
 
<br>
 
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
 
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
 
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
 
Bozo: Are you done with your little delivery mission?<br>
 
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
 
Bozo: Indeed, you're done. By the way, you look a little bit tired and dirty. However, if you still have some power left, ask me aboutthe next mission.<br>
 
<br><br>
 
 
----
 
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=== Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise ===
   
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{{Infobox Transcript|
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
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Bozo: This time I have no real mission for you, rather a small errand. I bet you had expected some dangerous and exhausting quest but since I like you so much, I make it veeeeery easy for you ...<br/>
  +
Bozo: Here are some cookies. Beware though, those are exploding confetti cookies. You will have to deliver them to 10 special persons, then return to me and report about your mission. Seems easy, doesn't it? Are you going to accept this mission?<br/>
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''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Great! That's the word of a true fool! Maybe you want to write the names down. Here we go: Deliver a cookie to: ...<br/>
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Bozo: The pompous hero Avar Tar in Edron, Simon the greedy beggar on Fibula, the pirate Ariella on the Shattered Isles, the dubious Lorbas next to the ruins of the Dark Cathedral, King Markwin in the underground city Mintwalin ...<br/>
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Bozo: The shaman Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor, the witch Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp, the ape Hairycles in the jungle city Banuta ...<br/>
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Bozo: The orc king in the orc fortress Uldrek's Rock and the last one to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob, the blue djinn ...<br/>
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Bozo: A piece of cake isn't it? Did you take notes? If you need the list again, just ask me for it. Otherwise leave now and report about the mission whenever you're done.<br/>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
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{{Description|
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You see 10 exploding cookies.<br/>
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They weigh 1.00 oz.}}
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{{Infobox Transcript|
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Simon the Beggar: Hello ''Player''. I am a poor man. Please help me.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Simon the Beggar: Have you brought a cookie for the poor?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Simon the Beggar: Well, it's the least you can do for those who live in dire poverty. A single cookie is a bit less than I'd expected, but better than ... WHA ... WHAT?? MY BEARD! MY PRECIOUS BEARD! IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CLEAR IT OF THIS CONFETTI!}}
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{{Infobox Transcript|
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Markwin: Oh, it's you again. What do you want, hornless messenger?<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Markwin: You bring me ... a cookie???<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Markwin: I understand this as a peace-offering, human ... UNGH ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS MEANS WAR!!!}}
  +
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{{Infobox Transcript|
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Ariella: Hi there.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Ariella: So you brought a cookie to a pirate?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Ariella: How sweet of you ... Uhh ... OH NO ... Bozo did it again. Tell this prankster I'll pay him back.}}
  +
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{{Infobox Transcript|
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
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Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. If you want to trade, just ask for my offers. If you are injured, ask for healing.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Hairycles: Oh you bring cookie for old Hairycles?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Hairycles: Thank you, you are ... YOU SON OF LIZARD!}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Nah'bob: <Sighs> Another customer! I've only just sat down! What is it, ''Player''?<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Nah'bob: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Nah'bob: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Yaman: Well, if it isn't a human. Greetings, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Yaman: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Yaman: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Avar Tar: Greetings, traveler ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Avar Tar: Do you really think you could bribe a hero like me with a meagre cookie?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Avar Tar: Well, you won't! Though it looks tasty ...What the ... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT! GET LOST!}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
The Orc King: Harrrrk! You think you are strong now? You shall never escape my wrath! I am immortal!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
The Orc King: You bring me a stinking cookie???<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
The Orc King: Well, I hope it stinks a lot. I like stinking cookies best ... BY MY THOUSAND SONS! YOU ARE SO DEAD HUMAN! DEAD!}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Lorbas: Be greeted, dear traveller.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Lorbas: You want me to eat this cookie?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Lorbas: Well, you don't mind if I play around with this antidote rune a bit ... UHHH, YOU LOU ... uhm that was so ... funny, haha ... ha. Mhm, you better leave now.}}
  +
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{{Infobox Transcript|
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Wyda: What? A mundane talking to me? Amusing.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Wyda: You brought me a cookie?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Wyda: Well, it's a welcome change from all that gingerbread ... AHHH HOW DARE YOU??? FEEL MY WRATH!}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Hjaern: Be greeted.<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''cookie'''<br/>
  +
Hjaern: You want to sacrifice a cookie to the spirits?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Hjaern: In the name of the spirits I accept this offer ... UHNGH ... The spirits are not amused!}}
  +
  +
{{Infobox Transcript|
  +
''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
  +
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Are you done with your little delivery mission?<br/>
  +
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
  +
Bozo: Indeed, you're done. By the way, you look a little bit tired and dirty. However, if you still have some power left, ask me about the next mission.}}
  +
  +
----
 
=== Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness===
 
=== Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness===
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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Bozo: I'm sure you're wondering how many tiring missions old Bozo has still in store for you! Don't worry! You're almost done, only one final mission left ...<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: Well, that is after you got the needed material. First of all, bring me 5 pieces of white cloth. Then we talk more about yourmission.<br>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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Bozo: I'm sure you're wondering how many tiring missions old Bozo has still in store for you! Don't worry! You're almost done, only one final mission left ...<br/>
Bozo: Have you been able to get hold of 5 pieces of white cloth?<br>
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Bozo: Well, that is after you got the needed material. First of all, bring me 5 pieces of white cloth. Then we talk more about your mission.<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: Well done. Anyway, I reeeally hate to tell you but ... as white as it's now we have no use for it. Don't worry though. There is away to give it an old and worn look ...<br>
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Bozo: Have you been able to get hold of 5 pieces of white cloth?<br/>
Bozo: The unforgiving desert sun combined with the noxious fumes of the Plague Spike in Darama will do the trick ...<br>
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''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: Travel to Darama, climb the Plague Spike and look for a nice spot to let mother nature do the work. Perhaps something like analtar would be useful. Once you're done, return here and learn about the next step of your mission.<br>
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Bozo: Well done. Anyway, I reeeally hate to tell you but ... as white as it's now we have no use for it. Don't worry though. There is a way to give it an old and worn look ...<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
+
Bozo: The unforgiving desert sun combined with the noxious fumes of the Plague Spike in Darama will do the trick ...<br/>
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
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Bozo: Travel to Darama, climb the Plague Spike and look for a nice spot to let mother nature do the work. Perhaps something like an altar would be useful. Once you're done, return here and learn about the next step of your mission.<br/>
<br>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
<font color=green>'''''You see a bale of white cloth.<br>
+
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
'''''It weighs 10.00 oz.<br>
+
<br>
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{{Description|
'''''You see a bale of yellowed cloth.<br>
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You see a bale of white cloth.<br/>
'''''It weighs 10.00 oz.</font><br>
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It weighs 10.00 oz.<br/>
<br>
+
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
+
You see a bale of yellowed cloth.<br/>
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
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It weighs 10.00 oz.}}
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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Bozo: Do you have a piece of old and worn cloth?<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
Bozo: Fine, fine. Now let's do the last step of our foolish plan. Smart as I am, I used a pair of scissors to create some old and worn bandsfrom the cloth you have brought me. DON'T touch it yet ...<br>
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Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
Bozo: Travel to Darashia and visit caliph Kazzan. Use the bands made of the worn cloth to disguise yourself as a mummy ...<br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
Bozo: Finally, talk to the caliph to give him the scare of his lifetime. Afterwards come back here and tell me about the fun you had with this mission.<br>
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Bozo: Do you have a piece of old and worn cloth?<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
+
''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!<br>
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Bozo: Fine, fine. Now let's do the last step of our foolish plan. Smart as I am, I used a pair of scissors to create some old and worn bands from the cloth you have brought me. DON'T touch it yet ...<br/>
<br>
+
Bozo: Travel to Darashia and visit caliph Kazzan. Use the bands made of the worn cloth to disguise yourself as a mummy ...<br/>
<font color=green>'''''You see a mummy disguise.<br>
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Bozo: Finally, talk to the caliph to give him the scare of his lifetime. Afterwards come back here and tell me about the fun you had with this mission.<br/>
'''''It weighs 9.00 oz.</font><br>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
<br>
+
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!}}
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
+
Kazzan: WAAAAAHHH!!!<br>
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{{Description|
<br>
+
You see a mummy disguise.<br/>
''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
+
It weighs 9.00 oz.}}
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br>
+
''Player'': '''mission'''<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: Well, my diligent pupil, have you scared the caliph yet?<br>
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
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Kazzan: WAAAAAHHH!!!}}
Bozo: By Kurik, I knew you have it in you. You are a fool after my fancy. Take this jester hat, you deserve it. It will go nicely with your jester costume.<br>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
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{{Infobox Transcript|
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!!
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
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Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, ''Player''!<br/>
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''Player'': '''mission'''<br/>
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Bozo: Well, my diligent pupil, have you scared the caliph yet?<br/>
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''Player'': Yes'''<br/>
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Bozo: By Kurik, I knew you have it in you. You are a fool after my fancy. Take this jester hat, you deserve it. It will go nicely with your jester costume.<br/>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
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Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!!}}

Latest revision as of 19:37, December 3, 2018

Properties

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General
Aliases Fools Guild Quest, Jester Outfits Quest.
Est. Length
Quest Log What a Foolish Quest
Requirements
Premium
Level 40*
(for hat addon only)
(60+ recommended)
Other
Classification Quest
Version 8.1
December 11, 2007
Status Active
Help

Legend

This outfit is ideal for any tibian who loves clowning around or joking other people.

Location

In and around Thais, Edron, Cormaya, Kazordoon, Carlin, Venore, Port Hope, Liberty Bay, and several other locations

Dangers

Lesser creatures, Slimes, Rotworms, Ghouls, Stalkers, Demon Skeletons, Dwarf Guard, Quaras, all kind of Minotaurs, all kind of Apes, all kind of Orcs, Dragon, and others.

Requirements Edit

Outfit Edit

First Addon Edit

Second Addon Edit

Method Edit

Time spent Edit

Note: assuming you have prepared everything beforehand and use Haste a lot.

Mission Time spent
White Flower 1 - First Mission 5 minutes
Slime 2 - That stinks! 10 minutes
Cream Cake 3 - A Piece of Cake 15 minutes
Wine 4 - Fool Spirits 5 minutes
Magical Watch 5 - Watch out for the fool
The Dwarven Emperor&#039;s Beard 5 - Time to do something foolish
15 minutes

15 minutes

Whoopee Cushion 6 - The queen of farts 5 minutes
Toy Mouse 7 - For your mice only 10 minutes
Cigar 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing 20 minutes
Signed Contract 9 - A fool's bargain 20 minutes
Exploding Cookie 10 - A Sweet Surprise 90 minutes
Mummy Disguise 11 - The Final Foolishness 15 minutes
Bozo All 3 hours and 45 minutes

Outfit Edit

Outfit Jester Male Outfit Jester Female

Talk to Bozo in Thais to join the Fools Guild, here.

Mission 1 - First Mission Edit

When Bozo tells you to cut a White Flower from the White Flower Temple (here), head to the south gate of Thais. From there, keep heading south until you reach a river. Then, go around the river and head further south until you see the small building. Cut one of the flowers there. When you try to cut a wrong flower, the following message appears: This flower is too pathetic. When you cut the correct flower the following message appears: The stubborn flower has ruined your knife but at least you got it. A good place to find Kitchen Knives is in the kitchen in the troll cave east of Thais in a crate with a broken pot on it containing two. There is also a crate upstairs where the Troll and Troll Champion are containing one. You can also buy them for 10 gp in Venore from Chephan.

Note: You need a Kitchen Knife to cut it, not a normal Knife! Keep in mind that you'll lose your knife when you cut it off
Note: The correct flower is within the White Flower Temple's protection zone on the north-east corner, located just on the right side of the inner wall.

WhiteFlower




Mission 2 - That stinks! Edit

Bozo gives you a special flask to get the scent of a dead Slime. Use the flask on a dead Slime as soon as you've killed one. The nearest slime is in Ancient Temple (here) or Thais Troll Cave.
You need to use the vial quickly on the poison field as you kill the slime otherwise it'll disappear. When you used the vial you will get covered by a poison field and the following message will appear: This mission stinks ... and now you do as well!



Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake Edit

Bozo sends you to buy a box of pies from Mirabell in Edron (tavern above depot). Say 12 pies, Mirabell wants 24 pieces of Flour and 240 gp for the box. You can get the flour in Edron by cutting down wheat to the south of the city, and then grinding it in the Millstone in the north-west Ivory Tower. Note that you cannot pass the Edron Guardsmen with the box - they will destroy it. Neither can you use The boat or the carpet (Pino won't agree on taking a pie smuggler on a trip) or send the box with a Parcel (You'll get Parcel Bugs eating the pies then). You need to walk through the Edron Rotworm Cave to Cormaya, and take the Steamship to Kazordoon. From here, you simply walk back to Bozo.



Mission 4 - Fool Spirits Edit

Bozo wants you to bring him 18 vials of wine. Vials can only be obtained by buying Liquid from Sandra in Edron (water is cheapest), and from a few NPCs who sell oil. Use the vials on a Wine Cask, there is one in the kitchen of Rain Castle, through the front doors, down the eastern passage, at the back of the castle. Then, go back to Bozo for the second part of this mission.
He sends you to change Xodet's supply box, with a crate filled with the Wine you just collected. Xodet can be found east from Thais temple (here). In front of Xodet's shop, you will find a crate. "Use" the crate Bozo gave you with this crate to change them. A message will appear: Your innocent whistle will fool them all... and there will be yellow sparks on the crate. You will receive a swapped crate now, bring it to Bozo.


Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish Edit

Bozo sends you to steal a Magical Watch from the Triangle Tower (here). The watch is located three floors above ground in a box behind a quest door, and you need to kill Skeletons, Ghouls, Demon Skeletons and Stalkers in order to get to the watch. Report back to Bozo when you have it, and he will send you on the second part of the mission.
Now, Bozo wants you to sneak into Emperor Kruzak's bedroom and travel in time in order to shave the beard of Kruzak's father, Gramlok Silverbeard, while he is asleep. The bedroom is located four floors above ground (here), at the Emperor's Cookies Quest. You might need Key 3800 to open the door to the room. To stop time, you must walk up to the bed and use the watch (stand next to the head-end and simply use the watch), the following message will appear: You are travelling in time. Do not try and throw it on there. While you're transported through time, use a Kitchen Knife on Gramlok's head and you'll be rewarded with his beard. A Kitchen Knife can be found in a box when you traveled through time together with a book in a bag. Beware, because a Dwarf Guard spawns when you shave the emperor's beard, also a message will appear: This is probably the most foolish thing you've ever done! Use the watch again to be transported back. Report back to Bozo for the next mission.



To become a complete fool Edit

This is the time where you get the Jester Outfit. To obtain this, you'll need 1 red, blue, yellow and green piece of cloth. Bring these all to Bozo and then you can wear the Jester Outfit.



Jester Staff Addon Edit

Outfit Jester Male Addon 1 Outfit Jester Female Addon 1

Mission 6 - The queen of farts Edit

Bozo wants you to get the materials for a Whoopee Cushion. These are the 4 Minotaur Leather, and 1 Spider Silk.

Bozo asks you to place a Whoopee Cushion on the Queens throne. Travel to Carlin and go to the Queens castle (here). Use the Whoopee Cushion on the throne, don't place it on it!! After this, report back to Bozo for further instructions.



Mission 7 - For your mice only Edit

You need to scare the jeweler of Venore. To do this you need to steal the Toy Mouse from the Queen of Carlin's pet. Go back to Carlin to the Queen, downstairs you will find the cat's room. Use the cat basket and you will get the toy mouse. It will appear on the cat basket so be sure to pick it up. Beware, when you use the basket Kitty will appear and attack. There is no use trying to kill it, so just leave and head to Venore. Go find the jeweler named Carina, near the bank. Say 'hi, 'mouse' and 'yes'. Then report back to Bozo for further information.


Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing Edit

Bozo requires some Easily Inflammable Sulphur. Travel to the tunnel between Thais and Fibula and use your spoon on an inactive lava hole (this will be the first one you see down the ladder). There is also an inactive lava hole at the single Fire Devil spawn in Ancient Temple. Report back to Bozo and he'll ask you to go to Tiquanda and collect Some Special Leaves for him. Bring a Kitchen Knife and go straight north from the Port Hope Depot, search for Jungle Dweller Bush and use the kitchen knife on it. here.
Jesteraddon bush

Bozo asks you to deliver an exploding Cigar to Theodore Loveless (here) in Liberty bay. The man can be located in the building far to the North-East. After giving him the Cigar, it blows up in his face. Report back to Bozo and you will be rewarded with the Jester Staff add-on.



Jester Hat Addon Edit

Outfit Jester Male Addon 2 Outfit Jester Female Addon 2

Mission 9 - A fool's bargain Edit

Bozo wants a flask of Stalker blood. To get this you should use the special flask on a dead Stalker as soon as you've killed one. The nearest Stalker is located in the third floor of the Triangle Tower. If you lose your special flask you can buy more from Bozo by asking him for vial.


Bozo wants a sample of Quara Ink. To get this, you need to use the special flask on a recently killed Quara Constrictor or Quara Constrictor Scout. The flask can be used by any player, so if you can't access areas with Quaras or think they are too tough, a friend can get it for you (note that the friend has to be on the same mission of the fools quest!!). They can be found in Calassa, Frozen Trench, Malada, Yalahar Sunken Quarter and during raids on Liberty Bay. They are found in groups with other dangerous creatures, so be careful. However, there is a single spawn Quara Constrictor Scout in the Arena Quarter in Yalahar, south-west in the quarter, that is the best option for lower level players.


Bozo wants you to ask for 2000 Steel Shields from Sam, in Thais, and sign a fake contract with the invisible ink Bozo will give to you. In order to do this, go to the weapons shop in Thais, and ask Sam to buy 2000 Steel Shields. After this, he will give you the contract that you must sign with the invisible ink (use the ink on the contract that Sam gives you). You will get a Signed Contract, which you give to Sam. Then return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission.



Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise Edit

Bozo will ask you to deliver 10 cookies to certain NPCs over the world. These are not regular cookies, there are exploding confetti cookies. Your mission will be to deliver 1 cookie to each of the following NPCs:

Once you delivered all the cookies you will receive the Allow Cookies? achievement, then return to Bozo and ask for the next mission.

Notes: King Markwin and Orc King will summon their guards the first time you say 'Hi' to them (King Markwin won't summon if you are an Archpostman).
Some NPCs will react after you give them the cookie. Wyda will cast Soulfire on you which will take 10 hp per turn with 600 hp of total damage (60 turns). It would be a good idea to go to the nearest priest (Yberius in Venore) and ask him to heal you. The Orc King will also summon 2 Orc Warlords and 5 Slimes after you give him the cookie so be prepared. You don't need to have completed the djinn quest to talk to Yaman or Nah'Bob, you only need access to the fortress.



Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness Edit

Note: if you are a sorcerer or a druid, you can avoid using your Mummy Disguise by casting Creature Illusion spell, turning yourself into a Mummy instead of using your disguise.


An easy one. Just bring him 5 White Pieces of Cloth, and then ask for the next mission. White Pieces of Cloth are dropped by Ghosts and Spectres.
Bozo will give to you a Bale of White Cloth (which looks like a White Tapestry), and you'll have to go to the Plague Spike, on Darama. Here: here

Now go up and to the left where 2 Wyverns spawn and go upstairs until you have reached the top. Once there, use the Bale of White Cloth on the altar, and you'll get a Bale of Yellowed Cloth (which looks like a yellow tapestry). Return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission.
You have reached the last mission! Bozo will give you a Mummy Disguise. Beware, DON'T USE IT YET! Go to the Darashia Palace (here), and reach the NPC Kazzan. Once you're near him, use the mummy disguise, and your outfit will be like a mummy. Now, you have 10 seconds to go to Kazzan and say "Hi". He will scream: "WAAAAAHHH!!!". Once you've done it, go back to Bozo and ask for the mission. He will give you a Jester Hat, and you will get the jester hat addon. If you happen to use the disguise too early just go back to Bozo and you will get a free new one.
Bozo Mummy Kazzan

When you finish the whole quest you get the Perfect Fool and Fool at Heart Achievements.

Transcripts Edit

Mission 1 - First Mission Edit

Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: join
Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild?
Player: Yes
Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ...
Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ...
Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future?
Player: Yes
Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ...
Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ...
Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ...
Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ...
Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a white flower.
It weighs 0.10 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have a fitting flower for me?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Indeed. This flower will do the trick, so to say. Just ask me about another mission whenever you're ready.


Mission 2 - That stinks! Edit

Player: mission
Bozo: The next task will be a bit more difficult. I pride myself on being the major manufacturer of stink bombs in whole Tibia. Stop chuckling you fool aspirant ...
Bozo: The worst part is getting the perfect stench. Whenever a slime dies, it leaves a noxious gas cloud ...
Bozo: If you are able to collect its scent in the first few seconds after the slime's death, we have the ideal substance to create dozens of stink bombs ...
Bozo: Take this special vial and fill it with the perfect stench. Then return here and we will talk about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

Use this flask on a recently dead Slime.


You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
It contains the smell of a freshly slain slime.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have acquired the exquisite stench we need?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Ugh. You got some efficient stuff there. I have to admit you have a talent for such distasteful matters. Perhaps you feel ready for another mission. Just ask me about it.


Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake Edit

Player: mission
Bozo: I think you're ready for a small promotion. Provided that you finish another mission, that is ...
Bozo: As you might know, nothing helps you to break the ice so easily when you meet new people as a pie thrown in the face ...
Bozo: Of course, this habit leads to a dramatic shortage of pies now and then. And that's what we need you for. Mirabell in Edron creates the most creamy and sticky pies in the world ...
Bozo: Get me a dozen of them, this means 12, you fool. Then report to me about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


Player: hi
Mirabell: Welcome to the Horn of Plenty, Mohawk the Sorcerer. Sit down, have a drink or some food!
Player: pies
Mirabell: Due to the high demand, I sell them only in boxes of 12 pies. So if you want to buy my delicious cake, you'll have to order 12 pies.
Player: 12 pies
Mirabell: Oh you've heard about my excellent pies, didn't you? I am flattered. Unfortunately I'm completely out of flour. I need 2 portions of flour for one pie. Just tell me when you have enough flour for your pies.
Player: flour
Mirabell: Do you bring me the flour needed for your pies?
Player: Yes
Mirabell: Excellent. Now I can start baking the pies. As you helped me, I will make you a good price for them.
Player: 12 pies
Mirabell: For 12 pies this is 240 gold. Do you want to buy them?
Player: Yes
Mirabell: Here they are. Wait! Two things you should know: Firstly, they won't last long in the sun so you better get them to their destination as quickly as possible ...
Mirabell: Secondly, since my pies are that delicious it is forbidden to leave the town with them. We can't afford to attract more tourists to Edron.
Player: bye


You see a box.
It weighs 40.00 oz.
It is filled with delicious cream pies.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: So do you bring me a box full of pies?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Excellent. Poor Harsky, poor Stutch. They will mourn the day they dared to yawn during a performance of the magnificent Bozo ...
Bozo: However, I grant you the title of 'Fool in Training' for your efforts. Just don't let it go to your head and don't use this highly spiritual title to show off ...
Bozo: If you are interested in another mission, talk to me.


Mission 4 - Fool Spirits Edit

Player: mission
Bozo: Ah, the fool in training wants to see some action? Fine with me. I think you are ready for a big prank. But first I need 18 vials filled with wine ...
Bozo: Get them and report here about your mission.
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have 18 vials of wine?
Player: Yes
Bozo: So lets see. I put them into this crate which looks just like the ones in which old Xodet gets his mana potions delivered ...
Bozo: Here take this crate and bring it to Xodet's shop. In front of the shop, you should see the latest delivery. Just use this crate on the other one to exchange them ...
Bozo: Bring me the interchanged crate and talk to me about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a crate.
It weighs 80.00 oz.
It contains a lot of wine flasks.

You see a crate.
It weighs 80.00 oz.
You swapped it with Bozo's crate of wine flasks.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you bring me Xodet's exchanged crate?
Player: Yes
Bozo: I see. I guess we can expect a few drunken mages soon! Am I mistaken or are you up for some more challenging missions? Just ask me about if you feel foolish enough.


Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish Edit

Player: mission
Bozo: I have a fine prank in mind but without proper preparation, you'd end up hacked in pieces by the dwarfs. By chance I found out about an artefact that might save the day ...
Bozo: There is a mysterious tower, known as Triangle Tower, north of Jakundaf Desert. In this tower, you will find a magic watch that we need for our dangerous fun ...
Bozo: Well, I'll have the fun and you'll have the danger but you can view it from a positive side - view it from my side for instance. Now get that watch and report about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a magical watch.
It weighs 0.50 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Did you get the watch?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Oh boy, you will have so much fun with that watch if they don't catch and kill you. I envy you so much ... Bozo: So listen my little fool, this watch has the power to advance you in time. It will come in handy when you are stealing the beard of the dwarven emperor ...
Bozo: Oh, come on, don't faint like some baby. It's perfectly safe with that watch ... well, almost. You sneak into the emperor's bedroom when it's empty. Use the watch directly beside the bed's pillow ...
Bozo: This should advance you in time. You will appear next to the sleeping emperor. His guards will be outside so they shouldn't bother you. Use a sharp kitchen knife to cut off his beard ...
Bozo: Then quickly use the watch again to advance in time once more. You should appear at a time when everybody has left the room...
Bozo: Sneak out and come here to report about your mission. As the watch will only work those 2 times, make sure that you've got the beard when returning here.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see the dwarven emperor's beard.
It weighs 0.50 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Did you get the beard?
Player: Yes
Bozo: You got the beard and survived. I think for the first time in my whole life I'm impressed, no wait, it was just a stone in my shoe ...
Bozo: Still, as a small recognition of your accomplishments I'm willing to tell you how to get your own jester outfit. If you are interested in more fun and adventures, ask me for more missions.


To become a complete fool Edit

Player: jester outfit
Bozo: First we will need one piece of red cloth. Do you have it with you?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of blue cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of green cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?
Player: Yes
Bozo: At last we need one piece of yellow cloth. Do you have one with you by chance?
Player: Yes
Bozo: That's it. Here is your jester outfit. It's admittedly a bit basic but maybe you'll earn some nice accessories soon. At least you are more fittingly dressed for your next missions now.


Mission 6 - The queen of farts Edit

Player: mission
Bozo: You know, nothing has brought more fun and joy to humanity than the whoopee cushion. Its creation is a delicate matter though. Bring me 4 pieces of minotaur leather first and then lets talk about this mission.
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have the four minotaur leathers?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Good, this was the first part. Now it gets difficult. To sew it together, we need a very fine yarn, as fine as the silk of a giant spider. Bring me some giant spider silk and talk to me about your mission.
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have the spider silk with you?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Let's see, a stitch here, a stitch there. Hey Presto! A whoopee cushion! Are you ready for the fun part? Then talk to me about your next mission.
Player: mission
Bozo: Now that we have this whoopee cushion it would be a waste not to use it, don't you agree ...
Bozo: Don't speak! I already know what you have in your impish mind my friend and I agree fully. You will bring this cushion to Carlin and place it right on Queen Eloise's throne! Then return here and talk to me about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a whoopee cushion.
It weighs 15.00 oz.
Bozo gave it to you.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you placed the whoopee cushion on the throne in Carlin?
Player: Yes
Bozo: This will cause quite a commotion in Carlin. I think we should play some pranks in many more places to spread humour all over the world. Talk to me about your next mission to learn more about it.


Mission 7 - For your mice only Edit

Player: mission
Bozo: The time has come to play a prank on some arrogant Venorean. I found out that Carina, the jeweller, is terribly afraid of mice ...
Bozo: Your task is quite easy. Steal the toy mouse of Queen Eloise's cat and show it to Carina in Venore to scare her to death. Then report about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a toy mouse.
It weighs 12.50 oz.


Player: hi
Carina: Welcome, Player. I am looking forward to trade with you.
Player: mouse
Carina: Wha ... What??? Are you saying you've seen a mouse here??
Player: Yes
Carina: IIIEEEEEK!


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you been to Venore and scared Carina as I asked you to?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Excellent. The Venoreans have been safe from my pranks far too long. If you are ready for another mission, talk to me.


Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing Edit

Player: mission
Bozo: These Venoreans think they are safe from us. They couldn't be more wrong. Let them feel the wrath of the fools! Get a spoon and collect some sulphur from an inactive lava hole ...
Bozo: Be very careful when you get the easily inflammable substance. Then let's talk about the next part of your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see easily inflammable sulphur.
It weighs 0.50 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you collected the sulphur?
Player: Yes
Bozo: So much for part one of my foolish master plan. Now travel to Tiquanda and use a kitchen knife to cut some leaves of the jungle dweller bush for me. Bring them with you when you report about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see some special leaves.
It weighs 0.80 oz.
They have an aromatic smell.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have the leaves with you?
Player: Yes
Bozo: So far so good. I will prepare some nasty surprise for your next mission. Talk to me about it whenever you feel ready.
Player: mission
Bozo: Now look at this, someone has made exploding cigars out of the sulphur and the leaves! Coincidentally I have a great idea how wecould use them ...
Bozo: Take this cigar and give it to Theodore Loveless, the Venorean representative in Liberty Bay. After you delivered our little'present', report here about the outcome of your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a cigar.
It weighs 1.20 oz.


Player: hi
Theodore Loveless: Greetings, dear visitor.
Player: cigar
Theodore Loveless: Oh my. Have you gotten an exquisite cigar for me, my young friend?
Player: Yes
Theodore Loveless: Ah what a fine blend. I really ...
Theodore Loveless: OUCH! What have you done you fool? How dare you???


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you delivered the exploding cigar to Theodore Loveless?
Player: Yes
Bozo: You're hell of a guy, I bet you enjoyed it. As you represent everything a fool stands for, I give you this fool's sceptre to spiceup your jester outfit. If you are interested, there are even more missions for a fool like yourself. Just ask about them.


Mission 9 - A fool's bargain Edit

Player: mission
Bozo: Well, I think as a true fool you have to think big. So our next little prank will be on a grand scale. Of course, this will need somepreparation ...
Bozo: Firstly, take this vial and use it on a dead stalker immediately after his death to collect his warm blood. Report about yourmission when you are done.
Player: bye


You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you gotten the blood that we need?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Congratulations! Now let's talk about the complicated part. We need the ink of a quara constrictor. Use this vial on a fresh corpse to get the ink ...
Bozo: Stop making these grimaces! I know it's a foolish task, but after all that's also the fun about it. Get the ink and report to me about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
It contains the ink of a freshly slain quara.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you acquired the constrictor's ink?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Excellent. As a true fool you have of course no clue what these ingredients are good for, but I will enlighten you. Just ask about your next mission and I'll tell you everything you need to know.
Player: mission
Bozo: Blood of a stalker and ink of a quara are the main ingredients of the prop for our next prank. Mix it together to obtain some nice vanishing ink ...
Bozo: It looks exactly like normal ink, however, exposed to air it will vanish within minutes. I'm sure you understand how useful this ink can be ...
Bozo: Now, listen to my plan. Go to Sam and order 2000 steel shields. He will never agree to it if you do not sign a contract ...
Bozo: Use the vanishing ink to sign the contract and then hand the paper back to him. This will keep this humourless doter busy for awhile. Talk to me about your mission when you are done.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a magical inkwell.
It weighs 2.00 oz.


Player: hi
Sam: Welcome to my shop, adventurer Player!
Player: 2000 steel shields
Sam: What? You want to buy 2000 steel shields??
Player: Yes
Sam: I can't believe it. Finally I will be rich! I could move to Edron and enjoy my retirement! But ... wait a minute! I will not start working without a contract! Are you willing to sign one?
Player: Yes
Sam: Fine! Here is the contract. Please sign it. Talk to me about it again when you're done.
Player: contract
Sam: Have you signed the contract?
Player: Yes
Sam: Excellent! I will start working right away! Now that I am going to be rich, I will take the opportunity to tell some people what I REALLY think about them!


You see a contract.
It weighs 2.00 oz.
It is not signed yet.

You see a signed contract.
It weighs 2.00 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: So have you fooled the old Sam yet?
Player: Yes
Bozo: What a splendid prank! If you are ready for more, ask me about the next mission.


Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise Edit

Player: mission
Bozo: This time I have no real mission for you, rather a small errand. I bet you had expected some dangerous and exhausting quest but since I like you so much, I make it veeeeery easy for you ...
Bozo: Here are some cookies. Beware though, those are exploding confetti cookies. You will have to deliver them to 10 special persons, then return to me and report about your mission. Seems easy, doesn't it? Are you going to accept this mission?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Great! That's the word of a true fool! Maybe you want to write the names down. Here we go: Deliver a cookie to: ...
Bozo: The pompous hero Avar Tar in Edron, Simon the greedy beggar on Fibula, the pirate Ariella on the Shattered Isles, the dubious Lorbas next to the ruins of the Dark Cathedral, King Markwin in the underground city Mintwalin ...
Bozo: The shaman Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor, the witch Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp, the ape Hairycles in the jungle city Banuta ...
Bozo: The orc king in the orc fortress Uldrek's Rock and the last one to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob, the blue djinn ...
Bozo: A piece of cake isn't it? Did you take notes? If you need the list again, just ask me for it. Otherwise leave now and report about the mission whenever you're done.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see 10 exploding cookies.
They weigh 1.00 oz.


Player: hi
Simon the Beggar: Hello Player. I am a poor man. Please help me.
Player: cookie
Simon the Beggar: Have you brought a cookie for the poor?
Player: Yes
Simon the Beggar: Well, it's the least you can do for those who live in dire poverty. A single cookie is a bit less than I'd expected, but better than ... WHA ... WHAT?? MY BEARD! MY PRECIOUS BEARD! IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CLEAR IT OF THIS CONFETTI!


Player: hi
Markwin: Oh, it's you again. What do you want, hornless messenger?
Player: cookie
Markwin: You bring me ... a cookie???
Player: Yes
Markwin: I understand this as a peace-offering, human ... UNGH ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS MEANS WAR!!!


Player: hi
Ariella: Hi there.
Player: cookie
Ariella: So you brought a cookie to a pirate?
Player: Yes
Ariella: How sweet of you ... Uhh ... OH NO ... Bozo did it again. Tell this prankster I'll pay him back.


Player: hi
Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. If you want to trade, just ask for my offers. If you are injured, ask for healing.
Player: cookie
Hairycles: Oh you bring cookie for old Hairycles?
Player: Yes
Hairycles: Thank you, you are ... YOU SON OF LIZARD!


Player: hi
Nah'bob: <Sighs> Another customer! I've only just sat down! What is it, Player?
Player: cookie
Nah'bob: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?
Player: Yes
Nah'bob: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!


Player: hi
Yaman: Well, if it isn't a human. Greetings, Player!
Player: cookie
Yaman: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?
Player: Yes
Yaman: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!


Player: hi
Avar Tar: Greetings, traveler Player!
Player: cookie
Avar Tar: Do you really think you could bribe a hero like me with a meagre cookie?
Player: Yes
Avar Tar: Well, you won't! Though it looks tasty ...What the ... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT! GET LOST!


Player: hi
The Orc King: Harrrrk! You think you are strong now? You shall never escape my wrath! I am immortal!
Player: cookie
The Orc King: You bring me a stinking cookie???
Player: Yes
The Orc King: Well, I hope it stinks a lot. I like stinking cookies best ... BY MY THOUSAND SONS! YOU ARE SO DEAD HUMAN! DEAD!


Player: hi
Lorbas: Be greeted, dear traveller.
Player: cookie
Lorbas: You want me to eat this cookie?
Player: Yes
Lorbas: Well, you don't mind if I play around with this antidote rune a bit ... UHHH, YOU LOU ... uhm that was so ... funny, haha ... ha. Mhm, you better leave now.


Player: hi
Wyda: What? A mundane talking to me? Amusing.
Player: cookie
Wyda: You brought me a cookie?
Player: Yes
Wyda: Well, it's a welcome change from all that gingerbread ... AHHH HOW DARE YOU??? FEEL MY WRATH!


Player: hi
Hjaern: Be greeted.
Player: cookie
Hjaern: You want to sacrifice a cookie to the spirits?
Player: Yes
Hjaern: In the name of the spirits I accept this offer ... UHNGH ... The spirits are not amused!


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Are you done with your little delivery mission?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Indeed, you're done. By the way, you look a little bit tired and dirty. However, if you still have some power left, ask me about the next mission.


Mission 11 - The Final FoolishnessEdit

Player: mission
Bozo: I'm sure you're wondering how many tiring missions old Bozo has still in store for you! Don't worry! You're almost done, only one final mission left ...
Bozo: Well, that is after you got the needed material. First of all, bring me 5 pieces of white cloth. Then we talk more about your mission.
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you been able to get hold of 5 pieces of white cloth?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Well done. Anyway, I reeeally hate to tell you but ... as white as it's now we have no use for it. Don't worry though. There is a way to give it an old and worn look ...
Bozo: The unforgiving desert sun combined with the noxious fumes of the Plague Spike in Darama will do the trick ...
Bozo: Travel to Darama, climb the Plague Spike and look for a nice spot to let mother nature do the work. Perhaps something like an altar would be useful. Once you're done, return here and learn about the next step of your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a bale of white cloth.
It weighs 10.00 oz.

You see a bale of yellowed cloth.
It weighs 10.00 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have a piece of old and worn cloth?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Fine, fine. Now let's do the last step of our foolish plan. Smart as I am, I used a pair of scissors to create some old and worn bands from the cloth you have brought me. DON'T touch it yet ...
Bozo: Travel to Darashia and visit caliph Kazzan. Use the bands made of the worn cloth to disguise yourself as a mummy ...
Bozo: Finally, talk to the caliph to give him the scare of his lifetime. Afterwards come back here and tell me about the fun you had with this mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a mummy disguise.
It weighs 9.00 oz.


Player: hi
Kazzan: WAAAAAHHH!!!


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Well, my diligent pupil, have you scared the caliph yet?
Player: Yes
Bozo: By Kurik, I knew you have it in you. You are a fool after my fancy. Take this jester hat, you deserve it. It will go nicely with your jester costume.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!!

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