You see Topsy
NPC Bubble D.gif
  • Runes, wands, rods, health and mana potions! Have a look!


Thais north-east shop on Mill Avenue.


She sells many magical items along with her identical twin sister Turvy, who deals in weapons and armor.


To change these transcripts, edit the transcripts page for Topsy.

Player: hi
Topsy: Hello, dear Player. How can I help you? If you need magical equipment such as runes or wands, just ask me for a trade.
Player: name
Topsy: My name is Topsy.
Player: job
Topsy: I sell runes as well as spirit, health and mana potions - your best friends in any dungeon!
Player: offers
Topsy: I'm selling spirit, health and mana potions, runes, wands, rods and spellbooks. If you'd like to see my offers, ask me for a trade.
Player: dungeon
Topsy: Dungeons - dank cold places if you ask me. They lead to rusty armour, severe colds and death ... on the other hand you use a lot of runes there ... so just think about the treasures you'll surely find there.
Player: king
Topsy: <mutters> Here we go again ... Hail to King Tibianus! ... Don't make me do that again!
Player: power
Topsy: There is a power struggle between Venore and Thais.
Player: magic
Topsy: Magic will only protect you - a rune and some magic potions.
Player: quest
Topsy: I sell magic stuff, my dear. If you want a quest, you've come to the wrong shop.
Player: Carlin
Topsy: I went there on holiday once. Just goes to show that women are much better at running a place than men. King Tibianus could learn a thing or two from Queen Eloise.
Player: Venore
Topsy: A marvellous city! Modern! Prosperous! Thais could learn a thing or two from Venore.
Player: gossip or news or rumours
Topsy: I'm all ears.
Player: anything
Topsy: Really? Tststs.
Player: gods
Topsy: Gods - if we didn't have them, we would have invented them.
Player: rebellion
Topsy: There is talk of a rebellion in Venore to gain independence from the Oppressor... I mean, King - of Thais. It can only help business.
Player: boss
Topsy: I had one once. He should have bought better armor. Actually - he's upstairs.
Player: weapons
Topsy: Wrong shop - go to my sister, silly!
Player: excalibug
Topsy: If you want to find out about excalibug you should ask the more sinister characters in Thais not a respectable woman like myself!
Player: time
Topsy: Time waits for no one! Not even you, sweetheart, so please do hurry up.
Player: Benjamin
Topsy: Bless him, he stood, he fought, and then left his sanity on the battlefield.
Player: Bozo
Topsy: He wanted to be the court jester but got upset when people laughed at him.
Player: Chester Kahs
Topsy: I have never seen him at all. I only heared hes kind of the townsguards chief or such.
Player: Eclesius
Topsy: I heard that he left the city because he couldn't bear the shame of being rejected as courtmage. But that's just a gossip.
Player: Elane
Topsy: Some call her the preying mantis - apparently she has killed over a dozen husbands already.
Player: Gamel
Topsy: He hung around with that Partos a lot. I wouldn't be suprised if he's a thief too. He is not allowed to enter our markethall.
Player: Gamon
Topsy: I think he is a spy ... so I smile at him the whole day. He won't get anything out of me!
Player: Gorn
Topsy: Ah yes ... Gorn ... the used-cart salesman of scrolls.
Player: Gregor
Topsy: Ah Knight ... can't expect much from those guys.
Player: Lugri
Topsy: I only heared rumours about him, isn't he a hermit somewhere in the north?
Player: Marvik
Topsy: Who knows what the old man is up to in his hideout when no one is watching?
Player: Muriel
Topsy: You should ask this guy Oswald about him ... or other pointless rumors.
Player: Partos
Topsy: I heared he was a thief. Good thing he was caught.
Player: Quentin
Topsy: I can't tell much about that old monk.
Player: Sam
Topsy: Ah, such a sweetie. A simple man, with simple tastes and a simple mind.
Player: thank you
Topsy: Oh, such a sweetie ... and so polite. I thought politeness was out of fashion, these days.
Player: good bye
Topsy: Good bye, Player. Do come again!