Thorwulf/Transcripts

	Player: hi Thorwulf: Hi Player. Player: name Thorwulf: I am Thorwulf, slayer of dragons, giants and yetis. Player: dragon Thorwulf: The dragons of these lands are fierce as a blizzard and lethal as the silent cold and the howling snow storm alike. Player: yeti Thorwulf: The yetis are powerful and cunning foes. It takes the right bait to lure them out of their hiding places. Player: bait Thorwulf: I won't tell. Never ever. Find out on your own. Player: job Thorwulf: I am an expert fighter and I can teach a true warrior in the arts of war. Player: mission or task Thorwulf: I don't have anything to do for you. Player: king Thorwulf: How can someone who never proved himself as a warrior lead people into a battle? Player: queen Thorwulf: The people from Carlin seem to respect their queen. Though, I can't understand why. She is hardly a warrior. Player: gods Thorwulf: I couldn't care less for gods. Every true warrior creates his own fortune. Player: spells Thorwulf: Sorry, I don't teach spells for your vocation. Player: druids Thorwulf: As far as I understood it, druids are like our shamans. I know enough magic to defeat my opponents on my own. So I have only little use for such spell casters Player: shamans Thorwulf: All they are doing is talking to the spirits the whole day. My enemies, however, are of flesh and blood and I can handle them on my own. Player: Ferumbras Thorwulf: Bah, to know that he is a sorcerer means to know that he is a coward. Player: Excalibug Thorwulf: A true warrior will kill his opponents with a rusty knife. There is no need for a mighty weapon. Where is the honour if the weapon is more powerful than its wielder? Player: news Thorwulf: There are no news ... yet. But I can smell blood and steel in the air. I can feel it, there is going to be a battle soon. Player: Carlin Thorwulf: I care little for the people from Carlin. All of them are so weak and timid. I could not care less for their concerns. If they want something to be done, they will have to do it on their own. Player: Edron or Port Hope Thorwulf: Some far away place the people of Carlin talk about now and then. Player: Svargrond Thorwulf: I hate it to wait here for our enemies to arrive. I'd rather go out and wage war in their camps and lairs. Player: Thais Thorwulf: Thais is not better than Carlin. Player: Venore Thorwulf: For all I know, they are schemers and liars. That means they are even worse than the other southerners. Player: dwarf Thorwulf: I haven't seen many of them around here. Player: elf Thorwulf: The elves that came here were quite skilled with a bow. I respect that in a way, still it takes little courage to shoot something from afar. Player: chakoya Thorwulf: The chakoyas are small but their teeth can shred a man's arm into pieces. Their strength lies in their number as well as in ambushes on unwary or sleeping persons. Player: cult Thorwulf: I don't care about cults. Player: jarl Thorwulf: Our jarl has grown old. I honour him for his deeds in the past but I wonder if a younger leader wouldn't be better now. He could lead us into glorious battles with the raiders. Player: raiders Thorwulf: Their cowardly tactics are a shame for every true barbarian, so is their obedience to a witch. They are not even worthy opponents. Player: barbarian Thorwulf: Most people have forgotten that being a true barbarian means to be a fearless fighter. Player: mines Thorwulf: Those Carliners seem to care about those mines, but they don't have the guts to recapture them. Pathetic. Player: Chyll Thorwulf: The wind that has seen all battles and that puts an icy blanket over the battlefields. Player: Nibelor Thorwulf: A boring piece of ice and rock on which only shamans live. Player: years of serpents Thorwulf: Men are not supposed to travel the seas. So I don't care if these giant serpents ever existed or if they had only been an excuse for cowards. Player: how are you? Thorwulf: As long as I am not fighting, I am bored. Player: bye Thorwulf: Bye Player.

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