Player: hi
Puffels: Yeah, another fool {disturbing} me, what a joy.
Player: name
Puffels: I am Magister Puffels, any problem with that?
Player: job or disturbing
Puffels: I have to teach the {spells} of least importance to some fools. Well, let's face it - to knights.
Player: spells
Puffels: Guess what, smartypants. I'm the wrong teacher for you. Go see Ursula or Zoltan if you want to broaden your horizon.
Player: ferumbras
Puffels: The day will come even he makes a fatal casting mistake... I know what I am talking about.
Player: excalibug
Puffels: I have no use for such stuff.
Player: edron
Puffels: Sciences are thriving on this isle.
Player: army
Puffels: Fine army that is. Half of them have already deserted.
Player: news
Puffels: I heard in Thais the new brand of cheese was... uhm...
Player: thais
Puffels: I was there once, almost died. The fools there mistook me for an ordinary rat, can you believe that!?
Player: king or tibianus
Puffels: I give nothing for kings, queens... or other people at all.
Player: carlin
Puffels: I don't care about some remote cities.
Player: tibia
Puffels: Bah, the whole Tibia can &#&$*# my #$&*!
Player: hugo
Puffels: Hugo? I heard it was an accident that created this beast.
Player: bye
Puffels: Whatever.
