Player: hi
Lugri: What is it that you want, Player?
Player: job
Lugri: I am a priest of Zathroth, the bringer of dark secrets.
Player: king
Lugri: This puny king is no threat for our master's plans.
Player: life
Lugri: Life is war. It's about survival of the fittest.
Player: mission or quest
Lugri: Aren't we all on a quest for survival and supremacy?
Player: fight
Lugri: Life is an eternal fight!
Player: help
Lugri: If you cant help yourself you are not worth of my assistance.
Player: people
Lugri: The people of Tibia are sheep, so be smart and strong enough to become their wolf.
Player: name
Lugri: My name is Lugri.
Player: Tibia
Lugri: The world of Tibia is to be taken by the strongest.
Player: time
Lugri: Who cares?
Player: monsters
Lugri: They are a challenge to sift the chaff from the wheat.
Player: Goshnar
Lugri: The necromant king was only defeated by the nightmare knights due to a bad twist of fate.
Player: Pits of inferno
Lugri: After the ruthless seven conquered it, it's again a holy place for the followers of the dark path.
Player: Excalibug
Lugri: It's existence is just a lie to inspire hope and bravery in the hearts of the followers of good.
Player: necromants nectar
Lugri: That's none of your business!
Player: death to noodless
Lugri: So, I guess you have brought me a magic crystal?
Player: mission
Lugri: You have passed all missions and proven your loyalty to Zathroth, player.
Player: god
Lugri: The gods of darkness give us the chance to reach our whole potentials, the gods of good want to capture us in eternal stasis!
Player: Priest
Lugri: I'm a servant of the only true God - Zathroth. As such I can also carry out divorces. Just in case you're interested.
Player: Divorces
Lugri: Spreading anguish and divorcing couples are fun leisure activities. Are you married, you fool?
Player: No
Lugri: Then let us leave it at that.
Player: Divorces
Lugri: Spreading anguish and divorcing couples are fun leisure activities. Are you married, you fool?
Unmarried Player: Yes
Lugri: You're not really. You have imaginary friends and lovers, do you? Pitiful.