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-{{Spoiler|name= Kissing a Pig Quest}}
-=== Required Equipment ===
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-* [[Rope]]
-* [[Machete]] or [[Heavy Machete]]
-* [[Inkwell]]
-* 5 [[Pick]]s
-* [[Fire Bug]]
-* 3 Liquid containers of [[Beer]], [[Wine]], [[Rum]] or [[Mead]]
-* Has been completed the last seal of [[The Queen of the Banshees Quest]]
-=== Method ===
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-#Go to [[Thais]] Farm south of the Magic Shop.
-#You will see some pigs, one of them is a NPC.
-#If you ask her for a '''kiss''' she will say that you need to improve your kissing skills.
-#To do this, you'll need to ask some NPCs to teach you how to kiss.
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-'''NOTE''': You do ''NOT'' need to go to the pig after each mission. You can go to him to start and to finish and still receive the reward!
-==== Mission 1 - Saving Carmellia ====
-#Go to [[Hoggle]]'s house and ask him about his '''garden''' ([http://www.tibianews.net/worldmap.asp?xcor=-301&ycor=-693 here]).
-#He will ask you to go downstairs and cut some wild-growing plants in his garden.
-#Use a [[Machete]] or [[Heavy Machete]] and cut the grass until you get an orange message: '''You advanced in lawn mowing'''.
-#Go back to [[Hoggle]] and tell him that his garden is clean.
-[[Image:Lawn_Mowing.JPG|frame|You advanced in lawn mowing. xD]]
-[[Image:love_1.jpg]]
-#Go to [[Femor Hills]] and search for a tower protected by some "magic grass".
-#Cut the grass blocking the entrance of the tower and go to the top of the tower.
-#Talk to [[Caramellia]], ask her about '''Winfred''' and say '''True love never dies'''.
-[[Image:love_2.jpg]]
-#Go back to the pig and try to '''kiss''' it again (it is optional).
-==== Mission 2 - Poem for Elvith ====
-#Go to [[Elvith]] and ask him for a '''kiss''', he will tell you to impress him with a poem.
-#Search for NPC [[Olrik]] (the one who sells parcels) and buy some '''poetry parchment'''.
-#Use the [[inkwell]] on the parchments until you get a perfect poem (4 times).
-<font color=green>'''''You see a parchment.<br>
-'''''It weighs 2.00 oz.<br>
-'''''It says 'Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.' Excellent!.</font>
-#Talk to [[Elvith]] again and give him the '''poem'''.
-#Go back to the pig and try to '''kiss''' it again (it is optional).
-[[Image:love_4.jpg]]
-==== Mission 3 - Icecream for Lynda ====
-#Head to [[Venore]], go to the top floor of the depot and talk with the NPC [[Boozer]].
-#Buy a [[Ice Cream Cone (Venorean Dream)|venorean ice cream]] and deliver it fast to NPC [[Lynda]] in [[Thais]] before it melts (2 minutes) '''NOTE:''' you can have someone in Venore to send the ice cream to Thais so you don't have to rush or pay for the boat.
-#Go back to the pig and try to '''kiss''' it again (it is optional).
-[[Image:love_5.jpg]]
-==== Mission 4 - Play with Zebron ====
-#Go back [[Venore]], search for the NPC [[Zebron]] under the depot.
-#Ask him for a '''kiss''' and tell him that you are '''worthy'''.
-#He will invite you to play dice. You need to win 3 times in a row.
-#Go back to the pig and try to '''kiss''' it again (it is optional).
-==== Mission 5 - Favour for Dwarven Ghost ====
-#Go to [[Budrik]] and give him 5 '''pick axe''' (normal [[pick]]).
-#He will grant you the entrance to Grothmok tunnels (4 floors down).
-#There you will find the NPC [[a dwarven ghost]] ([http://tibia.pl/earth.php?x=32444&y=31917&z=12&q=39.01 Here on Tibia Earth] [map not updated since Tibia 8.1]).
-#If you ask him for a '''kiss''', he will ask you to do him a '''favour'''.
-#Go to [[Kazordoon]] Quarters, west of the Upper Barracks.
-#You will see a room with a bed, a coal basin, a chest and a blue carpet ([http://tibia.pl/earth.php?x=32594&y=31927&z=5&q=89.64 Here on Tibia Earth] [map not updated since Tibia 8.1]).
-#Get a [[Fake Dwarven Beard]] from the chest, use the [[Fire Bug]] on the [[Coal Basin]] and then use the beard on the fire.
-#Go to the ghost and tell him about the '''beard'''.
-#Go back to the pig and try to '''kiss''' it again (it is optional).
-[[Image:love_7.jpg]]
-[[Image:love_10.jpg]]
-==== Mission 6 - Kiss Toothless Tim ====
-#Go to [[Carlin]] sewers and search for the NPC [[Toothless Tim]].
-#You need to be drunk to understand what he tells you.
-#Drink 3 liquid containers of [[Beer]], [[Wine]], [[Rum]] or [[Mead]] and talk to him.
-#Ask him for a '''kiss'''.
-#Go back to the pig and try to '''kiss''' it again (it is optional).
-==== Mission 7 - Kiss from Queen Of The Banshee ====
-#First you need to do all the seals of the [[Banshee Quest]], so that you can get a kiss from [[The Queen Of The Banshee]].
-#Go to [[The Queen Of The Banshee]], guarded by 4 [[banshee]]s and a lot of other creatures.
-#Ask her for a '''kiss'''.
-#Go back to the pig and try to '''kiss''' it again.
-[[Image:love_3.jpg]]
-If all is correct you can get the reward in the cellar of the house near the pig (some steps to the southwest).
-[[Image:love_9.jpg]]
-=== Dialogs transcription ===
-==== Mission 1 ====
-* [[Pig (NPC)|Pig]] in [[Thais]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-pig: Oink.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>Uhhh. Well, that was ... promising. But you are FAR from being the best kisser in the land.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-pig: Bye.
-* [[Hoggle]] in [[Thais]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Hoggle: Welcome to my humble home!
-''Player'': '''garden'''<br>
-Hoggle: My garden is full of wild-growing plants and my back is aching like hell. Perhaps you are interested in cutting these pest plants...<br>
-Hoggle: I'll give you 5 shiny pieces of gold for this job. Is this a deal?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Hoggle: Excellent. You will have to rattle at the garden gate a bit to get it open, it's quite old, you know. Tell me about the garden when you are finished.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Hoggle: Good bye.
-<br><br>
-(after cutting the grass)
-<br><br>
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Hoggle: Welcome to my humble home!
-''Player'': '''garden'''<br>
-Hoggle: I hope you were diligent and accurate. Here is your gold. Don't spend it on alcohol or tobacco!
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Hoggle: Good bye.
-* [[Caramellia]] in [[Femor Hills]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Caramellia: Hello.
-''Player'': '''Winfred'''<br>
-Caramellia: All is lost. With Winfred dead, my love has died and I am only an empty shell without hope or purpose.
-''Player'': '''True love never dies'''<br>
-Caramellia: Those were his words, weren't they?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Caramellia: Yes, it's true, he is so right. As long as I remember the love and happiness we shared, neither love nor my beloved will be truly dead ...<br>
-Caramellia: They will always have a special place in my heart. Thank you stranger, for reminding me about it. Know that life is like a kiss of lovers ...<br>
-Caramellia: It's about sharing emotions and feelings, it's about knowing that you are not alone but belong to something greater, something more beautiful ...<br>
-Caramellia: Keep this in mind and your life will improve and so will your kisses.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Caramellia: Good bye.
-* [[Pig (NPC)|Pig]] in [[Thais]] (it is optional)
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-pig: Oink.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-pig: Uhhh. Well, that was ... promising. But you are FAR from being the best kisser in the land.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-pig: Bye.
-==== Mission 2 ====
-* [[Elvith]] in [[Ab'Dendriel]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Elvith: Ashari ''Player''.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-Elvith: I will not share the secrets of kissing with someone not worthy. Impress me! Write a good love poem and then show it to me ...<br>
-Elvith: You can buy poetry parchment at the Thaian embassy. Use an inkwell on it to write a poem.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Elvith: Asha Thrazi.
-<font color=green>'''''You see a parchment.<br>
-'''''It weighs 2.00 oz.<br>
-'''''It says 'Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.' Excellent!.</font>
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Elvith: Ashari ''Player''.
-''Player'': '''poem'''<br>
-Elvith: Do you have a love poem that might impress me?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Elvith: You are a pure genius! You should really consider writing a few songs for me. It's a pleasure to share my little secrets with you. So listen <whisper> <whisper>.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Elvith: Asha Thrazi.
-* [[Pig (NPC)|Pig]] in [[Thais]] (it is optional)
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-pig: Oink.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-pig: Mhmm. Nice try. You definitely have some experience but you should improve your skill DRASTICALLY.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-pig: Bye.
-==== Mission 3 ====
-* [[Boozer]] in [[Venore]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Boozer: Welcome to the Hard Rock Racing Track, ''Player''.
-''Player'': '''buy Venorean ice cream'''<br>
-Boozer: Ah the sweet Venorean ice cream. Just the right thing to make a day at the racing track even more enjoyable! Do you want to buy an ice cream for 10 gold?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Boozer: Here it is. Be careful it will last only a few minutes in this climate. Better eat it at once.
-<font color=green>'''''You see an ice cream cone.<br>
-'''''It weighs 1.00 oz.<br>
-'''''It's the famous Venorean Dream flavour, but the ice cream is melting rapidly.</font>
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Boozer: You'll be back.
-* [[Lynda]] in [[Thais]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Lynda: Welcome in the name of the gods, pilgrim ''Player''!
-''Player'': '''venorean ice cream'''<br>
-Lynda: Are you saying you have ... some Venorean ice cream for me???
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Lynda: Oh, that is marvellous. Thank you very much. You know, I just LOVE ice cream! Of course it can't be compared to the love to the gods ...<br>
-Lynda: To truly love is pure happiness of heart and soul. <She tells you much about pure love and devotion. You learn a lot for life.>
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Lynda: Good bye, ''Player''. May the gods guard you, my child!
-* [[Pig (NPC)|Pig]] in [[Thais]] (it is optional)
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-pig: Oink.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-pig: Mhmmm. Oh my, you have learnt a few tricks indeed. But it takes more to become the best kisser in the world. FAR more.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-pig: Bye.
-==== Mission 4 ====
-* [[Zebron]] in [[Venore]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Zebron: Greetings, high roller. So you care for a game, ''Player''?
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-Zebron: Ah, love is the most exciting game of all. I've learnt a few tricks of this game, too and I might share them with someone worthy.
-''Player'': '''worthy'''<br>
-Zebron: If you want to learn my kissing secrets, you will have to beat me in a game of dice first! Your bet is 25 gold a game, beat me 3 times in a row and I will tell you all my littlesecrets. Are you interested?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Zebron: You win with * over *. You'll keep your 25 gold this time. Are you ready for another game?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Zebron: You win with * over *. You'll keep your 25 gold this time. Are you ready for another game?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Zebron: You win with * over *. I'm mildly impressed. You've beaten me 3 times in a row, so what? Oh well, now listen to my secrets: <whisper> <whisper> <whisper>. Interesting,isn't it?
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Zebron: Hey, you can't leave. Luck is smiling on you. I can feel it!
-''Note: * is a number util 6.''
-* [[Pig (NPC)|Pig]] in [[Thais]] (it is optional)
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-pig: Oink.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-pig: Mhm Uhhh. Not bad, not bad at all! But you can still improve your skill a LOT.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-pig: Bye.
-==== Mission 5 ====
-* [[Budrik]] in [[Kazordoon]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Budrik: Hiho, hiho ''Player''.
-''Player'': '''pick'''<br>
-Budrik: You brought the picks?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Budrik: Not the best craftsmanship but they'll do. As promised I grant you permission to enter the Grothmok tunnels. Good luck.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Budrik: Bye, bye.
-* [[a dwarven ghost]] in [[Kazordoon]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-a dwarven ghost: Do not disturb the dead for nothing, mortal.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-a dwarven ghost: My secrets about kissing have died with me. I alone know them, so they are well kept ... But ... thinking about it ...<br>
-a dwarven ghost: Not all of my secrets are really well kept. There is one thing you could do for me, mortal. One favour by you to gain a favour of me.
-''Player'': '''favour'''<br>
-a dwarven ghost: I don't want the legend about myself to be ruined. Therefore, I need you to do something for me. Go to my quarters in Kazordoon ...<br>
-a dwarven ghost: In my drawer you will find ... a false beard ... don't ask any questions mortal! Light the coal basin in my chambers and burn the damned beard in it ...<br>
-a dwarven ghost: If you are done, forget that you have ever entered my quarters. Come here and I will tell you what you want to know!
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-a dwarven ghost: Death will find you, too.
-<font color=green>'''''You see a fake dwarven beard.<br>
-'''''It weighs 0.50 oz.</font>
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-a dwarven ghost: Do not disturb the dead for nothing, mortal.
-''Player'': '''beard'''<br>
-a dwarven ghost: Indeed, you have served me well. Now my legend is preserved once and for all. I will grant you the knowledge that you are seeking. Hereby, I pass a portion ofmy knowledge to your mind ...<br>
-a dwarven ghost: Ahhh, it's done. Now you know as much about kissing as I did during my lifetime.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-a dwarven ghost: Death will find you, too.
-* [[Pig (NPC)|Pig]] in [[Thais]] (it is optional)
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-pig: Oink.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-pig: Ahhh. That was really nice. But you STILL lack the refinement of perfection.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-pig: Bye.
-==== Mission 6 ====
-* [[Toothless Tim]] in [[Carlin]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-Toothless Tim: Greetings my friend. What a splendid day we have, don't you agree.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-Toothless Tim: Ah, the joyous art of kissing is a sophisticated thing indeed. In my youth I enjoyed the delights of kissing with a few fine ladies. Would you like to learn more about kissing?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Toothless Tim: I could tell you much about kissing but I rather show you how to kiss properly. Are you prepared?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-Toothless Tim: Mhmmmm. You don't kiss bad for a guy.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-Toothless Tim: Good bye my dear friend.
-* [[Pig]] in [[Thais]] (it is optional)
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-pig: Oink.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-pig: Mhm. Ahh. In ... incredible ... but ... I fear there's still something to learn for you.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-pig: Bye.
-==== Mission 7 ====
-* [[The Queen Of The Banshee]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-The Queen of the Banshee: Be greeted, dear visitor. Come and stay ... a while.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-The Queen of the Banshee:
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-The Queen of the Banshee: We will meet again.
-* [[Pig]] in [[Thais]]
-''Player'': '''hi'''<br>
-pig: Oink.
-''Player'': '''kiss'''<br>
-pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?
-''Player'': '''yes'''<br>
-pig: Uhh. Ahh. Mhm. By the gods, you are really and truly the best kisser in the whole land. But ... I'm afraid I have to confess something ...<br>
-pig: There is no curse. I'm nothing than an ordinary pig that is able to speak by coincidence and loves to kiss. But your efforts shall not go unrewarded ...<br>
-pig: Of course I can't marry you - my mother would turn on her skewer. But I can tell you the hiding-place of some ancient sword ...<br>
-pig: Look in the basement of this farm. You should find a chest there containing the mighty Firlefanz.
-''Player'': '''bye'''<br>
-pig: Bye.

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