Iwar: Hiho Player! Welcome to Kazordoon furniture store.
Iwar: Me sell lots of furniture. Ask for a trade if you wanna see.
Iwar: Here, looks. Most are furniture kits. Use in your house to get furniture out of it. Or wanna only see certain type of furniture?
Iwar: Me is Iwar Woodpecker, son of Earth from the Savage Axes. Me run this store.
Iwar: You moving to new home? Me specialist for equipping it.
Iwar: You meaning my specials, eh?
Iwar: Time is 7:10 am. You needing clock for your house?
Iwar: Me terrible remember such things. Me no want to tell something wrong. Go ask someone else.
Iwar: Guut bye.