Player: hi
Hugo: Be greeted, player and welcome to the 'wearhouse'!
Player: job
Hugo: I am tailor and designer extraordinaire. Well, rather a designer. I leave most of the actual tailoring to my assistants.
Player: name
Hugo: I am known as Hugo Chief.
Player: time
Hugo: Sorry, a watch would ruin my stylish outfit.
Player: hugo
Hugo: Well it's not my real name. I took it because people think it's scaring and manly. I hate people doubting my manhood for being a tailor, you know.
Player: real name
Hugo: Uhm, well it's Oscar Savage, but who can become famous, especially as an artist, with a name like that I ask you?
Player: outfit
Hugo: Sorry, but my time is currently reserved for premium matters.
Player: warehouse
Hugo: I would call it a 'wearhouse'.
Player: 'thais
Hugo: Thais is kind of a fashion hell. If there was an award for the most ugly citizens, it would go to Thais.
Player: carlin
Hugo: Women should know better than to hide in ugly armor. Like all followers of ugliness they will be punished one day.
Player: king
Hugo: He does not care much about us, we don't care much about him. I consider that a fair deal.
Player: excalibug
Hugo: I don't care for such fairytales.
Player: ferumbras
Hugo: The ferumbras-bad-ass-fashion is incredibly outdated since years.
Player: bye
Hugo: Good bye, player.
