July 03, 2018
You see Fitzwilliam.
- You may find a CAN OF GREASE in these very halls, oh yes... no don't go - it can prove really useful...!
- Your chiselled features, stoic pose and athletic build... you'd make a fine statue!
- So we tried maybe a spell or two, maybe more. Maybe there was a difficult one, maybe one was actually forbidden...
- Talking stones at what beach? Talking Stones?! Admit it, there is definitely something fishy about that.
- Don't touch my nether regions.
- So, I'm Fitzwilliam as... is also carved into my base. What about your name?
- I'm still a valuable and useful member of the Order of the Falcon. You can't strip me of my rank and title.
- ...it worked for me, didn't it? Sure, it may look like a kind of stagnation point in my career - but I'm still here, am I not?
- Phew, I'm on a heavy mood today.
- You probably asked this yourself and the answer's nope, can't lift this 'curse' from me. There's nothing to lift, all splendid.
- Feel these muscles? Rock hard.
If you use it it will tell you some of the secrets of the Falcon Bastion.
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