Player: hi
Etzel: Hiho, Player. <cough>
Player: job
Etzel: I'm the dwarven master mage. I'm the keeper of magical secrets and teacher of spells.
Player: name
Etzel: My name is Etzel Fireworker, <cough> son of fire, of the Molten Rocks.
Player: spells (when knight)
Etzel: Sorry, I only sell spells to sorcerers.
Player: time
Etzel: It's precisely 12:38 pm now.
Player: sorcerer
Etzel: Sorcery is not for the lazy or the impatient.
Player: poem
Etzel: Ask someone else, I don't have time to recite poems.
Player: bye
Etzel: Take care out there, young one. <cough>
