You see Dirtbeard.
- You are no match for the scourge of the seas!
- You move like a seasick whale!
- Yarr, death to all landlubbers!
Notes
It's the second floor boss. Use his body to get a random reward before you use the body of Evil Mastermind, otherwise you may not get any item. Probably an allusion to Blackbeard.
Abilities
Melee (0-125+)
Throwing Knifes (0-100)
Musical Bomb (summons 2 Pirate Marauders)
Musical Strike (Reduces Melee
by 70%)Damage Taken From Elements
Physical 
Death
Holy
Ice
Fire
Energy
Earth
Drown
Location
Behaviour
Dirtbeard attacks in melee range. Dirtbeard will retreat at 25 to 188 (3.97% - 29.84%, deep red to red) health.