Player: hail general
Bunny Bonecrusher: Salutations, {commoner} Player!
Player: how are you?
Bunny Bonecrusher: We are in constant training and in perfect health.
Player: job
Bunny Bonecrusher: I am the general of the queen's army. I don't have time to explain this concept to you.
Player: Bonecrusher / sister
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our family has been serving the Carlin army since countless generations!
Player: family
Bunny Bonecrusher: She is one of my beloved sisters and serves Carlin as a town guard.
Player: queen
Bunny Bonecrusher: HAIL TO QUEEN ELOISE, OUR NOBLE {LEADER}!
Player: leader
Bunny Bonecrusher: Queen Eloise is a fine leader for our fair town, indeed!
Player: army
Bunny Bonecrusher: The army protects the defenceless males of our {city}. Our elite forces are the {Green Ferrets}.
Player: city
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our city blends in with the nature surrounding it. Our {druids} take care of that.
Player: druids
Bunny Bonecrusher: They are our main magic support and play a major role in our battle {tactics}.
Player: tactics
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our tactic is to kiss.
Player: kiss
Bunny Bonecrusher: K.I.S.S.! Keep It Simple, Stupid! Complicated tactics are too easy to be crushed by a twist of fate.
Player: Green Ferrets
Bunny Bonecrusher: Our elite forces are trained by rangers and druids. In the woods they come a close second to elves.
Player: join
Bunny Bonecrusher: Join what?
Player: mission / quest
Bunny Bonecrusher: Normally we don't assign missions to civilians - and particularly not to MALE civilians - but in this case I think we can make an exception. ...
Bunny Bonecrusher: I need a courier to deliver a parcel to the watchtower in Femor Hills. You think you can handle that?
Player: no
Bunny Bonecrusher: Ohh, afraid of getting lost in the woods at night?!? Coward, don't waste my time!
- (ends conversation)
Player: join army
Bunny Bonecrusher: Sorry, we don't recruit foreigners. Maybe you can join if you prove yourself in a mission for the queen.
