Player: jester
Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild?
Player: yes
Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ...
Bozo: Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ...
Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future?
Player: yes
Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ...
Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ...
Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ...
Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ...
Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission.
Player: jester (if you are already a jester)
Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. You've already applied as a member. Let's rather talk about your current mission.