Bozo/Transcripts


	Player: sell Bozo: Sell? Hmm, I know a little about magic and by chance I can sell you a truly unusual weapon. Player: weapon Bozo: Do you want to buy a 'mace of the fury' for 250 gold? Player: yes Bozo: And here it is, it suits you well!

You see a rolling pin.
It weighs 5.00 oz.


	Player: job Bozo: I am the royal jes ... uhm ... the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes? Player: yes (if you have money he takes 50 gp) Bozo: Thank you very much. I will have a drink or two on your health! Player: yes (if you don't have money) Bozo: Come back, when you have enough money.


	Player: magic Bozo: I actually know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'lessen your load' for 200 gold? Player: yes Bozo: Here you are, I've already lessened your load.


	Player: jester Bozo: Do you wish to join the fools' guild? Player: yes Bozo: Sorry, you already are a member.


	Player: jester Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild? Player: yes Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ... Bozo: Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ... Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future? Player: yes Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ... Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ... Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ... Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ... Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission. Player: jester (if you are already a jester) Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. You've already applied as a member. Let's rather talk about your current mission.


	Player: druid Bozo: If you are in Druidville, do as the rabbits do. Player: knight Bozo: Did you notice that old knights have their scars just on their backs? Player: paladin Bozo: They are the king's favourites, because they know how to 'bow'. Player: sorcerer Bozo: The good thing about them is that they can't be at two places at the same time. Player: your vocation here Bozo: I wanted to become a your vocation here, too, but I was overqualified!


	If your character is female: Player: hi Bozo: Hello, hello, hello, little lady Player! Player: lady Bozo: Has any man said to you that you're not only beautiful but also intelligent? Player: no Bozo: Well, think about it! Player: yes Bozo: This is a world of fantasy and full of surprises! If your character is male: Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: lady Bozo: Well, you don't behave ladylike just because you dress like one!


	Player: beholder Bozo: Why are beholders so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were beholders, too! Player: cyclops Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents! Player: demon Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food! Player: dog Bozo: Are we talking about Noodles? Player: dragon Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce! Player: minotaur Bozo: What do all little minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? ... Cowboys, of course! Player: orc Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's! Player: rat Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate! Player: skeleton Bozo: Why do skeletons flee if wounded? ... They are so spineless! Player: spider Bozo: Why did the spider cross the road? ... Because it ... oh you already know this one!? Player: troll Bozo: Why do trolls live underground? ... Because on the ground there are so many PKs! Player: wolf Bozo: Why do the wolves howl? ... Hey, if you're online that long you can't help but behave that way!


	Player: Benjamin Bozo: He would make a fine jester, too. Player: Elane Bozo: She's pretty but has a kind of too burning affection for my taste. Player: Marvik Bozo: Humourless old guy! Once turned me into a frog for painting his distasteful cave in pink. Player: Muriel Bozo: Better don't mess with sorcerers! Player: Noodles Bozo: Hey, the little one is almost as funny as me! Player: Oswald Bozo: If you believe half the rumours he's spreading, you are going to get in a lot of trouble. Player: Quentin Bozo: He's my baby brother. If you tell him I sent you, he will grant you an extra spell or two. Player: Sam Bozo: Did you know that he now sells a 'power axe of doom'? Run and buy it, he has only three in store. Player: Gorn Bozo: He sells spell scrolls each day at midnight, but you have to address him that very second. Player: Gregor Bozo: A man of steel, with a stomach of wax. Never offer him a beer!


	Player: Durin Bozo: Isn't he the author of the book 'Fun with Demons'? Player: Stephan Bozo: He is kind of a father figure to me. Of course he denies all kinship to me. Player: Steve Bozo: He's a smart one. I heard he hid in a foreign country when the first bugs showed up. Player: god Bozo: I better make no jokes about THIS matter. Player: king Bozo: Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness. Player: hugo Bozo: I had a cousin named like that. Player: cousin Bozo: He died some years ago. Player: guild Bozo: Since the first guild showed up there's a great demand for jesters and fools to join them. Player: name Bozo: My name is Bozo. But it's more than a name, it's a lifestyle to me! Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

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