Bozo

Bozo
Geographical Properties
Nearest City	Thais
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Personal Properties
Gender	Male
Race	Human
Job	Artist
Other Properties
Version	5.0 June 18, 1999 Beta 5.0
Status	Active

You see Bozo

• Come chat with ol' Bozo!
• Do you know the one with the dragon? Where - and then ... hahahaha! Oh no, I guess I ruined it.
• The fools' guild? Are you serious? No, of course not! Hahaha!
• Welcome, welcome, step closer!

Location

Rain Castle courtyard in north-west Thais on Royal Avenue.

Notes

Bozo tells funny jokes about many creatures and has interesting comments about his fellow Thaians. When asked about his job as the Royal Jester, he stops mid-sentence to claim he is the tax collector and asks if you want to pay your taxes. When asked about weapons, he'll sell you the "Mace of the Fury" (a Rolling Pin for 250 gp), and when asked about magic, he'll ask if you'd like to learn the spell "Lessen Your Load" for 200 gp (and gives you nothing).
He can be related to Rookgaard since there is a grave on the premium side that says:

You see a sign.
You read: Bozo
Jester and escape artist

Bozo is a clear allusion to Bozo the Clown, usually shortened to "Bozo" in real life. Main NPC of the What a Foolish Quest.

History

With Update 8.10 a new outfit was released, the jester outfit. Since NPC Bozo already was a jester before the update and he became part of the quest to get it his outfit was changed to the Jester oufit. This is how he looked before:

Trade Details

Buys

This NPC does not buy anything.

Sells

	Item	Price
	Rolling Pin1	250
	Special Flask (Fools Guild)2	1,000

Notes:

1. As a 'mace of fury' by saying weapon.
2. Only during the What a Foolish Quest by asking for a vial.

Transcripts

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Mace of the Fury

	Player: sell Bozo: Sell? Hmm, I know a little about magic and by chance I can sell you a truly unusual weapon. Player: weapon Bozo: Do you want to buy a 'mace of the fury' for 250 gold? Player: yes Bozo: And here it is, it suits you well!

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You see a rolling pin.
It weighs 5.00 oz.

Pay your Taxes

	Player: job Bozo: I am the royal jes ... uhm ... the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes? Player: yes (if you have money he takes 50 gp) Bozo: Thank you very much. I will have a drink or two on your health! Player: yes (if you don't have money) Bozo: Come back, when you have enough money.

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New "Spell"

	Player: magic Bozo: I actually know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'lessen your load' for 200 gold? Player: yes Bozo: Here you are, I've already lessened your load.

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Jester's Guild

Before Christmas Update 2007

	Player: jester Bozo: Do you wish to join the fools' guild? Player: yes Bozo: Sorry, you already are a member.

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After Christmas Update 2007

	Player: jester Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild? Player: yes Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ... Bozo: Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ... Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future? Player: yes Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ... Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ... Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ... Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ... Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission. Player: jester (if you are already a jester) Bozo: Wow, your stupidity would be pride and joy for every fool. You've already applied as a member. Let's rather talk about your current mission.

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Jokes about Vocations

	Player: druid Bozo: If you are in Druidville, do as the rabbits do. Player: knight Bozo: Did you notice that old knights have their scars just on their backs? Player: paladin Bozo: They are the king's favourites, because they know how to 'bow'. Player: sorcerer Bozo: The good thing about them is that they can't be at two places at the same time. Player: your vocation here Bozo: I wanted to become a your vocation here, too, but I was overqualified!

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Joke at Woman

	If your character is female: Player: hi Bozo: Hello, hello, hello, little lady Player! Player: lady Bozo: Has any man said to you that you're not only beautiful but also intelligent? Player: no Bozo: Well, think about it! Player: yes Bozo: This is a world of fantasy and full of surprises! If your character is male: Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: lady Bozo: Well, you don't behave ladylike just because you dress like one!

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Jokes about Monsters

	Player: beholder Bozo: Why are beholders so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were beholders, too! Player: cyclops Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents! Player: demon Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food! Player: dog Bozo: Are we talking about Noodles? Player: dragon Bozo: Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce! Player: minotaur Bozo: What do all little minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? ... Cowboys, of course! Player: orc Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's! Player: rat Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate! Player: skeleton Bozo: Why do skeletons flee if wounded? ... They are so spineless! Player: spider Bozo: Why did the spider cross the road? ... Because it ... oh you already know this one!? Player: troll Bozo: Why do trolls live underground? ... Because on the ground there are so many PKs! Player: wolf Bozo: Why do the wolves howl? ... Hey, if you're online that long you can't help but behave that way!

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Jokes about NPCs

	Player: Benjamin Bozo: He would make a fine jester, too. Player: Elane Bozo: She's pretty but has a kind of too burning affection for my taste. Player: Marvik Bozo: Humourless old guy! Once turned me into a frog for painting his distasteful cave in pink. Player: Muriel Bozo: Better don't mess with sorcerers! Player: Noodles Bozo: Hey, the little one is almost as funny as me! Player: Oswald Bozo: If you believe half the rumours he's spreading, you are going to get in a lot of trouble. Player: Quentin Bozo: He's my baby brother. If you tell him I sent you, he will grant you an extra spell or two. Player: Sam Bozo: Did you know that he now sells a 'power axe of doom'? Run and buy it, he has only three in store. Player: Gorn Bozo: He sells spell scrolls each day at midnight, but you have to address him that very second. Player: Gregor Bozo: A man of steel, with a stomach of wax. Never offer him a beer!

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Misc. Jokes

	Player: Durin Bozo: Isn't he the author of the book 'Fun with Demons'? Player: Stephan Bozo: He is kind of a father figure to me. Of course he denies all kinship to me. Player: Steve Bozo: He's a smart one. I heard he hid in a foreign country when the first bugs showed up. Player: god Bozo: I better make no jokes about THIS matter. Player: king Bozo: Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness. Player: hugo Bozo: I had a cousin named like that. Player: cousin Bozo: He died some years ago. Player: guild Bozo: Since the first guild showed up there's a great demand for jesters and fools to join them. Player: name Bozo: My name is Bozo. But it's more than a name, it's a lifestyle to me! Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

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