Player: hi
Akananto: Ahoy, Player!
Player: name
Akananto: My name is Akananto and I'm your most favourite pirate.
Player: job
Akananto: I'm observing whether everything is working. And whether there are any pools of blood on the ground here. I'm sort of responsible for both, harr harr!
Player: how are you
Akananto: I'm having fun. As usual.
Player: ninja
Akananto: I do not see any ninja around here, do you?
Player: pirate
Akananto: YARR! 'Nuff said.
Player: greenshore
Akananto: Greenshore is the mooring place of the mighty Tibianic and a lovely, calm place in general - except when I am there. Harr harr!
Player: fun
Akananto: Are you sure you're prepared for my kind of fun? I need to finish some pirate business first.
Player: business
Akananto: There is no business like pirate business.
Player: dragon
Akananto: You'll never forget my first dozen of dragons.
Player: demon
Akananto: One can have a lot of fun with demons. Especially when you are invincible yourself. Harr harr!
Player: dog
Akananto: Don't dare to call me a dog! I'm a pirate now.
Player: arr
Akananto: It's 'yarr'. Not 'arr' or 'harr'. 'Harr' is only used in 'harr harr'. Usually ninjas mix that up all the time. Nasty little ninjas. Luckily there are none here right now.
Player: Tokel
Akananto: Tokel, that guy over there, must have nerves of steel: no matter what happens to his hometown, nothing is going to prevent him from selling snacks. Nothing. Not even demons. Been there, done that, didn't work.
Player: time
Akananto: (current time) it is.
Player: help
Akananto: Your asking the wrong person, sorry.
Player: free itens
Akananto: No, I don't give away free items today. Not even low level armors of the elfs.
Player: bye
Akananto: Have fun!
