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− | In the depths of [[Hellgate]] there is a library with an NPC called "[[A Wrinkled |
+ | In the depths of [[Hellgate]] there is a library with an NPC called "[[A Wrinkled Bonelord]]". All the books in the library are written in a language called "[[469]]" which consists entirely of numbers. The bonelord says the following in response to various keywords:</noinclude> |
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+ | {{Infobox Transcript|''Player'': '''hi'''<br/> |
− | + | a wrinkled bonelord: What is this? An optically challenged entity called ''Player''. How fascinating!<br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''job'''<br/> |
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− | '''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Our books are written in 469, of course you can't understand them.<br> |
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− | ''Player'': Tibia<br> |
+ | ''Player'': '''Tibia'''<br/> |
− | + | a wrinkled bonelord: It's 1, not 'Tibia', silly.<br/> |
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+ | a wrinkled bonelord: These fools and their superstitious life cult don't understand anything of importance.<br/> |
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− | ''Player'': Excalibug<br> |
+ | ''Player'': '''[[Excalibug]]'''<br/> |
− | + | a wrinkled bonelord: Only inferior species need weapons.<br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''books'''<br/> |
− | + | a wrinkled bonelord: Our books are written in 469, of course you can't understand them.<br/> |
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+ | a wrinkled bonelord: Go and wash your eyes for using this obscene number!<br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''469'''<br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''species'''<br/> |
− | + | a Wrinkled Bonelord: The world is full of inferior species. Once, our race ruled the whole world, but then the gods destroyed our empire ...<br/> |
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+ | a Wrinkled Bonelord: But our race is proficient in the return from death. One day we will rise again, that's for sure!<br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''orcs'''<br/> |
+ | a wrinkled bonelord: Noisy pests.<br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''minotaurs'''<br/> |
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+ | a wrinkled bonelord: Their mages are so close to the truth. Closer then they know and closer then it's good for them.<br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''humans'''<br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''eyes'''<br/> |
+ | a wrinkled bonelord: You pitiful two-eyed creatures. In our eyes, you look weird. It is pathetic how much you depend on hands and legs. Since we bonelords have more eyes than any creature in the world, it is obvious that you can determine the value of a species by the number of its eyes. <br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''bonelord'''<br/> |
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+ | a wrinkled bonelord: Our race is very old. Over the time, we have been given many different names by other races. The term bonelord sticks to us for quite a while now. In our language the name of our race is not fix but a complex formula, and as such it always changes for the subjective viewer. <br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''language'''<br/> |
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+ | a wrinkled bonelord: Our language is beyond comprehension by your lesser beings. It heavily relies on mathemagic. Your brain is not suited for the mathemagical processing necessary to understand our language.To decipher even our most basic texts, it would need a genius that can calculate numbers within seconds in his brain. <br/> |
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+ | ''Player'': '''bye'''<br/> |
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Latest revision as of 04:01, 4 July 2022
Background
In the depths of Hellgate there is a library with an NPC called "A Wrinkled Bonelord". All the books in the library are written in a language called "469" which consists entirely of numbers. The bonelord says the following in response to various keywords:
Player: hi |
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