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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br />
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[#hi]
 
[[A Wrinkled Beholder]]: What is this? An optically challenged entity called ''Player''. How fascinating!<br/>
 
[[A Wrinkled Beholder]]: What is this? An optically challenged entity called ''Player''. How fascinating!<br/>
''Player'': '''death'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''death'''<br />
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[#death]
 
a wrinkled beholder: Yes, yes, I will kill you soon enough, now let me continue my investigation on you.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: Yes, yes, I will kill you soon enough, now let me continue my investigation on you.<br/>
''Player'': '''god'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''god'''<br />
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[#god]
 
a wrinkled beholder: They will mourn the day they abandoned us.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: They will mourn the day they abandoned us.<br/>
''Player'': '''job'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''job'''<br />
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[#job]
 
a wrinkled beholder: I am the great librarian.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: I am the great librarian.<br/>
''Player'': '''library'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''library'''<br />
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[#library]
 
a wrinkled beholder: It's a fine library, isn't it?<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: It's a fine library, isn't it?<br/>
''Player'': '''name'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''name'''<br />
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[#name]
 
a wrinkled beholder: I am 486486 and NOT 'Blinky' as some people called me ... before they died.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: I am 486486 and NOT 'Blinky' as some people called me ... before they died.<br/>
''Player'': '''Tibia'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''Tibia'''<br />
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[#Tibia]
 
a wrinkled beholder: It's 1, not 'Tibia', silly.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: It's 1, not 'Tibia', silly.<br/>
''Player'': '''cyclops'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''cyclops'''<br />
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[#cyclops]
 
a wrinkled beholder: Uglyness incarnate. One eye! Imagine that! Horrible!<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: Uglyness incarnate. One eye! Imagine that! Horrible!<br/>
''Player'': '''elves'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''elves'''<br />
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[#elves]
 
a wrinkled beholder: These fools and their superstitious life cult don't understand anything of importance.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: These fools and their superstitious life cult don't understand anything of importance.<br/>
''Player'': '''[[Excalibug]]'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''[[Excalibug]]'''<br />
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[#Excalibug]
 
a wrinkled beholder: Only inferior species need weapons.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: Only inferior species need weapons.<br/>
''Player'': '''[[Ab'Dendriel]]'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''[[Ab'Dendriel]]'''<br />
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[#Ab]
 
a wrinkled beholder: I heard that elves moved in upstairs.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: I heard that elves moved in upstairs.<br/>
''Player'': '''numbers'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''numbers'''<br />
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[#numbers]
 
a wrinkled beholder: Numbers are essential. They are the secret behind the scenes. If you are a master of mathematics you are a master over life and death.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: Numbers are essential. They are the secret behind the scenes. If you are a master of mathematics you are a master over life and death.<br/>
''Player'': '''books'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''books'''<br />
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[#books]
 
a wrinkled beholder: Our books are written in 469, of course you can't understand them.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: Our books are written in 469, of course you can't understand them.<br/>
''Player'': '''469'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''469'''<br />
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[#469]
 
a wrinkled beholder: The language of my kind. Superior to any other language and only to be spoken by entities with enough eyes to blink it.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: The language of my kind. Superior to any other language and only to be spoken by entities with enough eyes to blink it.<br/>
''Player'': '''orcs'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''orcs'''<br />
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[#orcs]
 
a wrinkled beholder: Noisy pests.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: Noisy pests.<br/>
''Player'': '''minotaurs'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''minotaurs'''<br />
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[#minotaurs]
 
a wrinkled beholder: Their mages are so close to the truth. Closer then they know and closer then it's good for them.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: Their mages are so close to the truth. Closer then they know and closer then it's good for them.<br/>
''Player'': '''humans'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''humans'''<br />
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[#humans]
 
a wrinkled beholder: Good tools to work with ... After their death, that is.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: Good tools to work with ... After their death, that is.<br/>
''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br />
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[#bye]
 
a wrinkled beholder: Wait right there. I will eat you after writing down what I found out.<br/>
 
a wrinkled beholder: Wait right there. I will eat you after writing down what I found out.<br/>
 
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Revision as of 00:18, August 8, 2010

Background

In the depths of Hellgate there is a library with an NPC called "A Wrinkled Beholder". All the books in the library are written in a language called "469" which consists entirely of numbers. The beholder says the following in response to various keywords:


Player: hi
[#hi] A Wrinkled Beholder: What is this? An optically challenged entity called Player. How fascinating!
Player: death
[#death] a wrinkled beholder: Yes, yes, I will kill you soon enough, now let me continue my investigation on you.
Player: god
[#god] a wrinkled beholder: They will mourn the day they abandoned us.
Player: job
[#job] a wrinkled beholder: I am the great librarian.
Player: library
[#library] a wrinkled beholder: It's a fine library, isn't it?
Player: name
[#name] a wrinkled beholder: I am 486486 and NOT 'Blinky' as some people called me ... before they died.
Player: Tibia
[#Tibia] a wrinkled beholder: It's 1, not 'Tibia', silly.
Player: cyclops
[#cyclops] a wrinkled beholder: Uglyness incarnate. One eye! Imagine that! Horrible!
Player: elves
[#elves] a wrinkled beholder: These fools and their superstitious life cult don't understand anything of importance.
Player: Excalibug
[#Excalibug] a wrinkled beholder: Only inferior species need weapons.
Player: Ab'Dendriel
[#Ab] a wrinkled beholder: I heard that elves moved in upstairs.
Player: numbers
[#numbers] a wrinkled beholder: Numbers are essential. They are the secret behind the scenes. If you are a master of mathematics you are a master over life and death.
Player: books
[#books] a wrinkled beholder: Our books are written in 469, of course you can't understand them.
Player: 469
[#469] a wrinkled beholder: The language of my kind. Superior to any other language and only to be spoken by entities with enough eyes to blink it.
Player: orcs
[#orcs] a wrinkled beholder: Noisy pests.
Player: minotaurs
[#minotaurs] a wrinkled beholder: Their mages are so close to the truth. Closer then they know and closer then it's good for them.
Player: humans
[#humans] a wrinkled beholder: Good tools to work with ... After their death, that is.
Player: bye
[#bye] a wrinkled beholder: Wait right there. I will eat you after writing down what I found out.

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