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In the depths of [[Hellgate]] there is a library with an NPC called "[[A Wrinkled Beholder]]". All the books in the library are written in a language called "[[469]]" which consists entirely of numbers. The beholder says the following in response to various keywords:</noinclude>
 
In the depths of [[Hellgate]] there is a library with an NPC called "[[A Wrinkled Beholder]]". All the books in the library are written in a language called "[[469]]" which consists entirely of numbers. The beholder says the following in response to various keywords:</noinclude>
   
''Player'': Hi<br>
 
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': What is this? An optically challenged entity called ''Player''. How fascinating!<br>
 
   
''Player'': Numbers<br>
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''Player'': '''hi'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Numbers are essential. They are the secret behind the scenes. If you are a master of mathematics you are a master over life and death.<br>
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[[A Wrinkled Beholder|a wrinkled beholder]]: What is this? An optically challenged entity called ''Player''. How fascinating!<br/>
   
''Player'': Books<br>
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''Player'': '''death'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Our books are written in 469, of course you can't understand them.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: Yes, yes, I will kill you soon enough, now let me continue my investigation on you.<br/>
   
''Player'': 469<br>
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''Player'': '''god'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': The language of my kind. Superior to any other language and only to be spoken by entities with enough eyes to blink it.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: They will mourn the day they abandoned us.<br/>
   
''Player'': Tibia<br>
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''Player'': '''job'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': It's 1, not 'Tibia', silly.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: I am the great librarian.<br/>
   
''Player'': Name<br>
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''Player'': '''library'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': I am 486486 and NOT 'Blinky' as some people called me ... before they died.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: It's a fine library, isn't it?<br/>
   
''Player'': Excalibug<br>
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''Player'': '''name'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Only inferior species need weapons.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: I am 486486 and NOT 'Blinky' as some people called me ... before they died.<br/>
   
''Player'': Cyclops<br>
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''Player'': '''Tibia'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Uglyness incarnate. One eye! Imagine that! Horrible!<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: It's 1, not 'Tibia', silly.<br/>
   
''Player'': Elves<br>
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''Player'': '''cyclops'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': These fools and their superstitious life cult don't understand anything of importance.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: Uglyness incarnate. One eye! Imagine that! Horrible!<br/>
   
''Player'': Orcs<br>
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''Player'': '''elves'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Noisy pests.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: These fools and their superstitious life cult don't understand anything of importance.<br/>
   
''Player'': Minotaurs<br>
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''Player'': '''[[Excalibug]]'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Their mages are so close to the truth. Closer then they know and closer then it's good for them.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: Only inferior species need weapons.<br/>
   
''Player'': Humans<br>
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''Player'': '''[[Ab'Dendriel]]'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Good tools to work with ... After their death, that is.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: I heard that elves moved in upstairs.<br/>
   
''Player'': Death<br>
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''Player'': '''numbers'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Yes, yes, I will kill you soon enough, now let me continue my investigation on you.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: Numbers are essential. They are the secret behind the scenes. If you are a master of mathematics you are a master over life and death.<br/>
   
''Player'': Library<br>
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''Player'': '''books'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': It's a fine library, isn't it?<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: Our books are written in 469, of course you can't understand them.<br/>
   
''Player'': Gods<br>
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''Player'': '''469'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': They will mourn the day they abandoned us.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: The language of my kind. Superior to any other language and only to be spoken by entities with enough eyes to blink it.<br/>
   
''Player'': Job<br>
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''Player'': '''orcs'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': I am the great librarian.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: Noisy pests.<br/>
   
''Player'': Ab'Dendriel<br>
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''Player'': '''minotaurs'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': I heard that elves moved in upstairs.<br>
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a wrinkled beholder: Their mages are so close to the truth. Closer then they know and closer then it's good for them.<br/>
   
''Player'': Bye<br>
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''Player'': '''humans'''<br/>
'''A Wrinkled Beholder''': Wait right there. I will eat you after writing down what I found out.
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a wrinkled beholder: Good tools to work with ... After their death, that is.<br/>
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''Player'': '''bye'''<br/>
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a wrinkled beholder: Wait right there. I will eat you after writing down what I found out.<br/>
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Revision as of 14:12, March 5, 2010

Background

In the depths of Hellgate there is a library with an NPC called "A Wrinkled Beholder". All the books in the library are written in a language called "469" which consists entirely of numbers. The beholder says the following in response to various keywords:


Player: hi
a wrinkled beholder: What is this? An optically challenged entity called Player. How fascinating!

Player: death
a wrinkled beholder: Yes, yes, I will kill you soon enough, now let me continue my investigation on you.

Player: god
a wrinkled beholder: They will mourn the day they abandoned us.

Player: job
a wrinkled beholder: I am the great librarian.

Player: library
a wrinkled beholder: It's a fine library, isn't it?

Player: name
a wrinkled beholder: I am 486486 and NOT 'Blinky' as some people called me ... before they died.

Player: Tibia
a wrinkled beholder: It's 1, not 'Tibia', silly.

Player: cyclops
a wrinkled beholder: Uglyness incarnate. One eye! Imagine that! Horrible!

Player: elves
a wrinkled beholder: These fools and their superstitious life cult don't understand anything of importance.

Player: Excalibug
a wrinkled beholder: Only inferior species need weapons.

Player: Ab'Dendriel
a wrinkled beholder: I heard that elves moved in upstairs.

Player: numbers
a wrinkled beholder: Numbers are essential. They are the secret behind the scenes. If you are a master of mathematics you are a master over life and death.

Player: books
a wrinkled beholder: Our books are written in 469, of course you can't understand them.

Player: 469
a wrinkled beholder: The language of my kind. Superior to any other language and only to be spoken by entities with enough eyes to blink it.

Player: orcs
a wrinkled beholder: Noisy pests.

Player: minotaurs
a wrinkled beholder: Their mages are so close to the truth. Closer then they know and closer then it's good for them.

Player: humans
a wrinkled beholder: Good tools to work with ... After their death, that is.


Player: bye
a wrinkled beholder: Wait right there. I will eat you after writing down what I found out.

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