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Also known as: Fools Guild Quest, Jester Outfits Quest.
Reward: Jester Outfits and addons Outfit Jester Male Addon 3.gif Outfit Jester Female Addon 3.gif, a Jester Staff and a Jester Hat.
Location: In and around Thais, Edron, Cormaya, Kazordoon, Carlin, Venore, Port Hope, Liberty Bay, and several other locations
Level required: 40*(for hat addon only)
Premium required: yes
Be prepared to face: Lesser creatures, Slimes, Rotworms, Ghouls, Stalkers, Demon Skeletons, Dwarf Guard, Quaras, all kind of Minotaurs, all kind of Apes, all kind of Orcs, Dragon, and others.
Legend: This outfit is ideal for any tibian who loves clowning around or joking other people.
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Requirements

Outfit

First Addon

Second Addon

  • 5 White Pieces of Cloth
  • Travel Cash
  • Level 40

Method

Outfit

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Talk to Bozo in Thais to join the Fools Guild, here.

Mission 1 - First Mission

When Bozo tells you to cut a White Flower from the White Flower Temple, head to the south gate of Thais. From there, keep heading south until you reach a river. Then, go around the river and head further south until you see the small building. Cut one of the flowers there. When you try to cut a wrong flower, the following message appears: This flower is too pathetic. When you cut the correct flower the following message appears: The stubborn flower has ruined your knife but at least you got it. A good place to find Kitchen Knives is in the kitchen in the troll cave east of Thais in a crate with a broken pot on it containing two. There is also a crate upstairs where the Troll and Troll Champion are containing one. You can also buy them for 10 gp in Venore from Chephan.

Note: You need a Kitchen Knife to cut it, not a normal Knife! Keep in mind that you'll lose your knife when you cut it off
Note: The correct flower is within the White Flower Temple's protection zone on the north-east corner, located just on the right side of the inner wall.

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Mission 2 - That stinks!

Bozo gives you a Special Flask to get the scent of a dead Slime. Use the flask on a dead Slime as soon as you've killed one. The nearest slime is in Ancient Temple or Thais Troll Cave.
You need to use the vial within 10 seconds after you killed any Slime (Note that it doesn't have to be the main one; it can be a summon as well). When you used the vial you will get covered by a poison field and the following message will appear: This mission stinks ... and now you do as well!


Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake

Bozo sends you to buy a box of pies from Mirabell in Edron. Mirabell wants 24 pieces of Flour and 240 gp for the box. You can get the flour in Edron by cutting down wheat to the south of the city, and then grinding it in the Millstone in the north-west Ivory Tower. Note that you cannot pass the Edron Guardsmen with the box - they will destroy it. Neither can you use The boat or the carpet (Pino won't agree on taking a pie smuggler on a trip) or send the box with a Parcel (You'll get Parcel Bugs eating the pies then). You need to walk through the Edron Rotworm Cave to Cormaya, and take the Steamship to Kazordoon. From here, you simply walk back to Bozo.


Mission 4 - Fool Spirits

Bozo wants you to bring him 18 vials of wine. Vials can only be obtained by buying Liquid from Sandra in Edron (water is cheapest), and from a few NPCs who sell oil. Use the vials on a wine cask, there is one in the Rain Castle, in the kitchen. Then, go back to Bozo for the second part of this mission.
He sends you to change Xodet's supply box, with a crate filled with the Wine you just collected. Xodet can be found east from Thais temple. In front of Xodet's shop, you will find a crate. "Use" the crate Bozo gave you with this crate to change them. A message will appear: Your innocent whistle will fool them all... and there will be yellow sparks on the crate. You will receive a swapped crate now, bring it to Bozo.


Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish

Bozo sends you to steal a Magical Watch from the Triangle Tower. The watch is located three floors above ground in a box behind a quest door, and you need to kill Skeletons, Ghouls, Demon Skeletons and Stalkers in order to get to the watch. Report back to Bozo when you have it, and he will send you on the second part of the mission.
Now, Bozo wants you to sneak into Emperor Kruzaks bedroom and travel in time, in order to shave the beard of Kruzak's father, while sleeping. The bedroom is located four floors above ground, at the Emperor's Cookies Quest. You might need Key 3800 to open the door to the room. To stop time, you must walk up to the bed and use the watch (stand next to the head-end and simply use the watch), the following message will appear: You are travelling in time. Do not try and throw it on there. While you're transported through time, use a Kitchen Knife on the head of Kruzak's father and you'll be rewarded with his beard. A Kitchen Knife can be found in a box when you traveled through time together with a book in a bag. Beware, because a Dwarf Guard spawn when you shave the emperor's beard, also a message will appear: This is probably the most foolish thing you've ever done! Use the watch again to be transported back. Report back to Bozo for the next mission.


To become a complete fool

This is the time where you get the Jester Outfit. To obtain this, you'll need 1 red, blue, yellow and green piece of cloth. Bring these all to Bozo and then you can wear the Jester Outfit.


Jester Staff Addon

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Mission 6 - The queen of farts

Bozo wants you to get the materials for a Whoopee Cushion. These are the 4 Minotaur Leather, and 1 Spider Silk.

Bozo asks you to place a Whoopee Cushion on the Queens throne. Travel to Carlin and go to the Queens castle (situated in the north west part of the city). Use the Whoopee Cushion on the throne, don't place it on it!! After this, report back to Bozo for further instructions.


Mission 7 - For your mice only

You need to scare the jeweler of Venore. To do this you need to steal the Toy Mouse from the Queen of Carlin's pet. Go back to Carlin to the Queen, downstairs you will find the cat's room. Use the cat basket and you will get the toy mouse. It will appear on the cat basket so be sure to pick it up. Beware, when you use the basket Kitty will appear and attack. There is no use trying to kill it, so just leave and head to Venore. Go find the jeweler named Carina, near the bank. Say 'hi, 'mouse' and 'yes'. Then report back to Bozo for further information.


Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing

Bozo requires some Easily Inflammable Sulphur. Travel to the tunnel between Thais and Fibula and use your spoon on an inactive lava hole (this will be the first one you see down the ladder).
Bozo asks you to go to Tiquanda and collect Some Special Leaves for him. Bring a Kitchen Knife and go straight north from the Port Hope Depot, search for Jungle Dweller Bush, and use the kitchen knife on it. here.
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Bozo asks you to deliver an exploding Cigar to Theodore Loveless (he is located in the last floor of the jewel shop) in Liberty bay. The man can be located in the building far to the North-East. After giving him the Cigar, it blows up in his face. Report back to Bozo and you will be rewarded with the Jester Staff add-on.


Jester Hat Addon

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Mission 9 - A fool's bargain

Bozo wants a flask of Stalker blood. To get this you should use the Special Flask on a dead Stalker as soon as you've killed one. The nearest Stalker is located in the third floor of the Triangle Tower.


Bozo wants a sample of Quara Ink. To get this, you need to use the Special Flask on a recently killed Quara Constrictor or Quara Constrictor Scout. The flask can be used by any player, so if you can't access areas with Quaras or think they are too tough, a friend can get it for you (note that the friend has to be on the same mission of the fools quest!!). They can be found in Calassa, Frozen Trench, Malada, Yalahar Sunken Quarter and during raids on Liberty Bay. They are found in groups with other dangerous creatures, so be careful. However, there is a single spawn Quara Constrictor Scout in the Arena Quarter in Yalahar, west of the south gate, that is the best option for lower level players.


Bozo wants you to ask for 2000 Steel Shields from Sam, in Thais, and sign a fake contract with the invisible ink Bozo will give to you. In order to do this, go to the weapons shop in Thais, and ask Sam to buy 2000 Steel Shields. After this, he will give you the contract that you must sign with the invisible ink (use the ink on the contract that Sam gives you). Then return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission.


Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise

Bozo will ask you to deliver 10 cookies to certain NPCs over the world. These are not regular cookies, there are exploding confetti cookies. Your mission will be to deliver 1 cookie to each of the following NPCs:

Once you delivered all the cookies, return to Bozo and ask for the next mission.

Notes: King Markwin and Orc King will summon their guards the first time you say 'Hi' to them.
Some NPCs will react after you give them the cookie. Wyda will cast Soulfire on you which will take 10 hp per turn with 600 hp of total damage (60 turns). It would be a good idea to go to the nearest priest (Yberius in Venore) and ask him to heal you. The Orc King will also summon 2 Orc Warlords and 5 Slimes after you give him the cookie so be prepared. You don't need to have completed the djinn quest to talk to Yaman or Nah'Bob, you only need access to the fortress.



Completing this mission will also give you the "Allow Cookies?" achievement.


Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness

An easy one. Just bring him 5 White Pieces of Cloth, and then ask for the next mission. White Pieces of Cloth are dropped by Ghosts and Spectres.
Bozo will give to you a Bale of White Cloth (it look like a White Tapestry), and you'll have to go to the Plague Spike, on Darama. Here: here

Now go up and to the left where 2 Wyverns spawn and go upstairs until you have reached the top. Once there, use the Bale of White Cloth on the altar, and you'll get a piece of old and worn cloth (it look like a yellow tapestry). Return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission.
You have reached the last mission! Bozo will give you a Mummy Disguise. Beware, DON'T USE IT YET!!! Go to the Darashia Palace, and reach the NPC Kazzan. Once you're near him, use the mummy cloth, and your outfit will be like a mummy. Now, you have 10 seconds to go to Kazzan and say "Hi". He will scream: "WAAAAAHHH!!!". Once you've done it, go back to Bozo and ask for the mission. He will give you a Jester Hat, and you will get the jester hat addon. If you happen to use the disguise to early just go back to Bozo and you will get a free new one.
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When you finish the whole quest you get the Perfect Fool achievement

Transcripts

Mission 1 - First Mission

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You see a white flower.
It weighs 0.10 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have a fitting flower for me?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Indeed. This flower will do the trick, so to say. Just ask me about another mission whenever you're ready.


Mission 2 - That stinks!

Player: mission
Bozo: The next task will be a bit more difficult. I pride myself on being the major manufacturer of stink bombs in whole Tibia. Stop chuckling you fool aspirant ...
Bozo: The worst part is getting the perfect stench. Whenever a slime dies, it leaves a noxious gas cloud ...
Bozo: If you are able to collect its scent in the first few seconds after the slime's death, we have the ideal substance to create dozens of stink bombs ...
Bozo: Take this special vial and fill it with the perfect stench. Then return here and we will talk about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

Use this flask on a recently dead Slime.


You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
It contains the smell of a freshly slain slime.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you have acquired the exquisite stench we need?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Ugh. You got some efficient stuff there. I have to admit you have a talent for such distasteful matters. Perhaps you feel ready for another mission. Just ask me about it.


Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake

Player: mission
Bozo: I think you're ready for a small promotion. Provided that you finish another mission, that is ...
Bozo: As you might know, nothing helps you to break the ice so easily when you meet new people as a pie thrown in the face ...
Bozo: Of course, this habit leads to a dramatic shortage of pies now and then. And that's what we need you for. Mirabell in Edron creates the most creamy and sticky pies in the world ...
Bozo: Get me a dozen of them, this means 12, you fool. Then report to me about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


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You see a box.
It weighs 40.00 oz.
It is filled with delicious cream pies.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: So do you bring me a box full of pies?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Excellent. Poor Harsky, poor Stutch. They will mourn the day they dared to yawn during a performance of the magnificent Bozo ...
Bozo: However, I grant you the title of 'Fool in Training' for your efforts. Just don't let it go to your head and don't use this highly spiritual title to show off ...
Bozo: If you are interested in another mission, talk to me.


Mission 4 - Fool Spirits

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You see a crate.
It weighs 80.00 oz.
It contains a lot of wine flasks.

You see a crate.
It weighs 80.00 oz.
You swapped it with Bozo's crate of wine flasks.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Do you bring me Xodet's exchanged crate?
Player: Yes
Bozo: I see. I guess we can expect a few drunken mages soon! Am I mistaken or are you up for some more challenging missions? Just ask me about if you feel foolish enough.


Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish

Player: mission
Bozo: I have a fine prank in mind but without proper preparation, you'd end up hacked in pieces by the dwarfs. By chance I found out about an artefact that might save the day ...
Bozo: There is a mysterious tower, known as Triangle Tower, north of Jakundaf Desert. In this tower, you will find a magic watch that we need for our dangerous fun ...
Bozo: Well, I'll have the fun and you'll have the danger but you can view it from a positive side - view it from my side for instance. Now get that watch and report about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a magical watch.
It weighs 0.50 oz.


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You see the dwarven emperor's beard.
It weighs 0.50 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Did you get the beard?
Player: Yes
Bozo: You got the beard and survived. I think for the first time in my whole life I'm impressed, no wait, it was just a stone in my shoe ...
Bozo: Still, as a small recognition of your accomplishments I'm willing to tell you how to get your own jester outfit. If you are interested in more fun and adventures, ask me for more missions.


To become a complete fool

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Mission 6 - The queen of farts

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You see a whoopee cushion.
It weighs 15.00 oz.
Bozo gave it to you.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you placed the whoopee cushion on the throne in Carlin?
Player: Yes
Bozo: This will cause quite a commotion in Carlin. I think we should play some pranks in many more places to spread humour all over the world. Talk to me about your next mission to learn more about it.


Mission 7 - Four you mice only

Player: mission
Bozo: The time has come to play a prank on some arrogant Venorean. I found out that Carina, the jeweller, is terribly afraid of mice ...
Bozo: Your task is quite easy. Steal the toy mouse of Queen Eloise's cat and show it to Carina in Venore to scare her to death. Then report about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a toy mouse.
It weighs 12.50 oz.


Player: hi
Carina: Welcome, Player. I am looking forward to trade with you.
Player: mouse
Carina: Wha ... What??? Are you saying you've seen a mouse here??
Player: Yes
Carina: IIIEEEEEK!


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you been to Venore and scared Carina as I asked you to?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Excellent. The Venoreans have been safe from my pranks far too long. If you are ready for another mission, talk to me.


Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing

Player: mission
Bozo: These Venoreans think they are safe from us. They couldn't be more wrong. Let them feel the wrath of the fools! Get a spoon and collect some sulphur from an inactive lava hole ...
Bozo: Be very careful when you get the easily inflammable substance. Then let's talk about the next part of your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see easily inflammable sulphur.
It weighs 0.50 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you collected the sulphur?
Player: Yes
Bozo: So much for part one of my foolish master plan. Now travel to Tiquanda and use a kitchen knife to cut some leaves of the jungle dweller bush for me. Bring them with you when you report about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see some special leaves.
It weighs 0.80 oz.
They have an aromatic smell.


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You see a cigar.
It weighs 1.20 oz.


Player: hi
Theodore Loveless: Greetings, dear visitor.
Player: cigar
Theodore Loveless: Oh my. Have you gotten an exquisite cigar for me, my young friend?
Player: Yes
Theodore Loveless: Ah what a fine blend. I really ...
Theodore Loveless: OUCH! What have you done you fool? How dare you???


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you delivered the exploding cigar to Theodore Loveless?
Player: Yes
Bozo: You're hell of a guy, I bet you enjoyed it. As you represent everything a fool stands for, I give you this fool's sceptre to spiceup your jester outfit. If you are interested, there are even more missions for a fool like yourself. Just ask about them.


Mission 9 - A fool's bargain

Player: mission
Bozo: Well, I think as a true fool you have to think big. So our next little prank will be on a grand scale. Of course, this will need somepreparation ...
Bozo: Firstly, take this vial and use it on a dead stalker immediately after his death to collect his warm blood. Report about yourmission when you are done.
Player: bye


You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Have you gotten the blood that we need?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Congratulations! Now let's talk about the complicated part. We need the ink of a quara constrictor. Use this vial on a fresh corpse to get the ink ...
Bozo: Stop making these grimaces! I know it's a foolish task, but after all that's also the fun about it. Get the ink and report to me about your mission.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

You see a special flask.
It weighs 1.80 oz.
It contains the ink of a freshly slain quara.


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You see a magical inkwell.
It weighs 2.00 oz.


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You see a contract.
It weighs 2.00 oz.
It is not signed yet.

You see a signed contract.
It weighs 2.00 oz.


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: So have you fooled the old Sam yet?
Player: Yes
Bozo: What a splendid prank! If you are ready for more, ask me about the next mission.


Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise

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You see 10 exploding cookies.
They weigh 1.00 oz.


Player: hi
Simon the Beggar: Hello Player. I am a poor man. Please help me.
Player: cookie
Simon the Beggar: Have you brought a cookie for the poor?
Player: Yes
Simon the Beggar: Well, it's the least you can do for those who live in dire poverty. A single cookie is a bit less than I'd expected, but better than ... WHA ... WHAT?? MY BEARD! MY PRECIOUS BEARD! IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CLEAR IT OF THIS CONFETTI!


Player: hi
Markwin: Oh, it's you again. What do you want, hornless messenger?
Player: cookie
Markwin: You bring me ... a cookie???
Player: Yes
Markwin: I understand this as a peace-offering, human ... UNGH ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS MEANS WAR!!!


Player: hi
Ariella: Hi there.
Player: cookie
Ariella: So you brought a cookie to a pirate?
Player: Yes
Ariella: How sweet of you ... Uhh ... OH NO ... Bozo did it again. Tell this prankster I'll pay him back.


Player: hi
Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. If you want to trade, just ask for my offers. If you are injured, ask for healing.
Player: cookie
Hairycles: Oh you bring cookie for old Hairycles?
Player: Yes
Hairycles: Thank you, you are ... YOU SON OF LIZARD!


Player: hi
Nah'bob: <Sighs> Another customer! I've only just sat down! What is it, Player?
Player: cookie
Nah'bob: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?
Player: Yes
Nah'bob: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!


Player: hi
Yaman: Well, if it isn't a human. Greetings, Player!
Player: cookie
Yaman: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?
Player: Yes
Yaman: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!


Player: hi
Avar Tar: Greetings, traveler Player!
Player: cookie
Avar Tar: Do you really think you could bribe a hero like me with a meagre cookie?
Player: Yes
Avar Tar: Well, you won't! Though it looks tasty ...What the ... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT! GET LOST!


Player: hi
The Orc King: Harrrrk! You think you are strong now? You shall never escape my wrath! I am immortal!
Player: cookie
The Orc King: You bring me a stinking cookie???
Player: Yes
The Orc King: Well, I hope it stinks a lot. I like stinking cookies best ... BY MY THOUSAND SONS! YOU ARE SO DEAD HUMAN! DEAD!


Player: hi
Lorbas: Be greeted, dear traveller.
Player: cookie
Lorbas: You want me to eat this cookie?
Player: Yes
Lorbas: Well, you don't mind if I play around with this antidote rune a bit ... UHHH, YOU LOU ... uhm that was so ... funny, haha ... ha. Mhm, you better leave now.


Player: hi
Wyda: What? A mundane talking to me? Amusing.
Player: cookie
Wyda: You brought me a cookie?
Player: Yes
Wyda: Well, it's a welcome change from all that gingerbread ... AHHH HOW DARE YOU??? FEEL MY WRATH!


Player: hi
Hjaern: Be greeted.
Player: cookie
Hjaern: You want to sacrifice a cookie to the spirits?
Player: Yes
Hjaern: In the name of the spirits I accept this offer ... UHNGH ... The spirits are not amused!


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Are you done with your little delivery mission?
Player: Yes
Bozo: Indeed, you're done. By the way, you look a little bit tired and dirty. However, if you still have some power left, ask me about the next mission.


Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness

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You see a bale of white cloth.
It weighs 10.00 oz.

You see a bale of yellowed cloth.
It weighs 10.00 oz.


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You see a mummy disguise.
It weighs 9.00 oz.


Player: hi
Kazzan: WAAAAAHHH!!!


Player: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player!
Player: mission
Bozo: Well, my diligent pupil, have you scared the caliph yet?
Player: Yes
Bozo: By Kurik, I knew you have it in you. You are a fool after my fancy. Take this jester hat, you deserve it. It will go nicely with your jester costume.
Player: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!!

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