Bozo Jokes

Additional page "Bozo jokes" contain several jokes from Bozo.

Mace of the fury
player: sell Bozo: Sell? Hmm, I know a little about magic and by chance I can sell you a truly unusual weapon.

player: weapon Bozo: Do you want to buy a 'mace of the fury' for 250 gold?

plazer: yes Bozo: And here it is, it suits you well!

''You see a rolling pin. ''It weighs 5.0 oz.

Pay your taxes
player: job Bozo: I am the royal jes ... uhm ... the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes?

player: yes [unfinished]

New spell?
player: magic Bozo: I actually know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'lessen your load' for 200 gold?

player: yes [unfinished yet]

Jester's guild
player: jester Bozo: Do you wish to join the fools' guild?

player: yes Bozo: Sorry, you already are a member. [I am a member of "real"guild]

Jokes about vocations
player: druids Bozo: If you are in Druidville, do as the rabbits do.

player: paladins Bozo: They are the king's favourites, because they know how to 'bow'.

player: knights Bozo: I wanted to become a knight, too, but i was overqualified!

player: sorcerers Bozo: The good thing about them is that they can't be at two places at the same time.

Jokes about monsters
player: rat Bozo: Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate!

player: cyclops Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents!

player: demons Bozo: Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food!

player: orcs Bozo: Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's!

Misc jokes
player: Durin Bozo: Isn't he the author of the book 'fun with demons'?

player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!