Bunny Bonecrusher/Transcripts

Note: She will only talk to females, other wise she says "Your words don't make any sense to me."

Player: hail general Bunny Bonecrusher: I am the general of the queen's army! You really should consider to join, sister.

Player: queen Bunny Bonecrusher: HAIL TO QUEEN ELOISE, OUR NOBLE LEADER!

Player: army Bunny Bonecrusher: The army protects the defenceless males of our city. Our elite forces are the Green Ferrets.

Player: green ferrets Bunny Bonecrusher: Our elite forces are trained by rangers and druids. In the woods they are only second to some elves.

Player: '''bonecrusher / sister Bunny Bonecrusher: Our family serves in the Carlin army since uncounted generations!

Player: join Bunny Bonecrusher: Join what?

Player: join army Bunny Bonecrusher: Sorry, we don't recruit foreigners. Maybe you can join if you prove yourself in a mission for the queen.

Player: quest Bunny Bonecrusher: Yeah. Entrusting a male with an important quest. Get serious!

Player: tactics Bunny Bonecrusher: Our tactic is to kiss.

Player: kiss Bunny Bonecrusher: K.I.S.S.! Keep It Simple, Stupid! Complicated tactics are to easy to be crushed by a twist of fate.

Player: good bye Bunny Bonecrusher: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!