What a Foolish Quest/Spoiler

Outfit

 * 2 Kitchen Knives
 * 1 Spoon
 * 18 Vials of Wine
 * 24 Flour
 * 1 Red Piece of Cloth
 * 1 Blue Piece of Cloth
 * 1 Yellow Piece of Cloth
 * 1 Green Piece of Cloth
 * Travel Cash

First Addon

 * 1 Giant Spider Silk
 * 4 Minotaur Leathers
 * Travel Cash

Second Addon

 * 5 White Pieces of Cloth
 * Travel Cash
 * Level 40

Outfit


Talk to Bozo in Thais to join the Fools Guild.

Mission 1 - First Mission
When Bozo tells you to cut a flower from the White Flower Temple, head to the south gate of Thais. From there, keep heading south until you hit a river. Then, go around and head further south until you see the small building. Cut one of the flowers there. When you try cut a wrong flower the following message appears: This flower is too pathetic. A good place to find kitchen knives is in the orc part of the trolls east of Thais in a crate with a broken pot on it containing two. There is also a crate upstairs where the troll and troll champion are containing one.Also, you can buy then for 10gp in Venore.

''Note: You need Kitchen Knife to cut it!! and you'll lose your knife when you cut it off'' NOTE: The right flower ir very very near to the white flower`s temple protection zone. The correct flower is to the north-east corner and located on the right side of the wall.

Mission 2 - That stinks!
Bozo gives you a special flask to get the scent of a dead Slime. Use the flask on a dead Slime as soon as you've killed one. You need to use the vial fast after you killed any Slime (Note it does not have to be the main one it can be a summon)

Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake
Bozo sends you to buy a box of pies from Mirabell in Edron. Mirabell wants 24 pieces of flour and 240 gp for the box. Note that you cannot pass the Edron Guardsmen with the box - they will destroy it. Neither can you use the boat or the carpet (Pino won't agree on taking a pie smuggler on a trip) or send the box with a parcel (You'll get Parcel bugs eating the pies then). You need to walk through the rotworm dungeons to Cormaya, and take the Steamship to Kazordoon. From here, you simply walk back to Bozo.

Mission 4 - Fool Spirits
Bozo wants you to bring him 18 vials of wine. Vials can only be gotten by buying liquid from Sandra in Edron, and from a few NPCs who sell oil. Use the vials on a wine cask. Then, go back to Bozo for the later part of this mission. He sends you to change Xodets supply box, with a box filled with the wine you just collected. Xodet can be found east from Thais temple.In front of Xodet`s shop, you will find a crate. "Use" the crate Bozo gave you in this crate to change then. ''You see a crate. It contains Xodet`s daily supply of Mana Fluids''

Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish
Bozo sends you to steal a magic watch from the Triangle Tower. The watch is located three floors above ground, and you need to kill Skeletons, Ghouls, Demon Skeletons and Stalkers in order to get to the watch. Report back to Bozo when you have it, and he sends you on the final part of the mission. Now, Bozo wants you to sneak into Emperor Kruzaks bedroom and travel in time, in other to shave the beard off Kruzak's father, while sleeping. The bedroom is located four floors above ground, at the Emperor's Cookies Quest. You might need Key 3800 to open the door to the room. To stop time, you must walk up to the bed and use the watch. Do not try and throw it on there. While you're transported through time, use a Kitchen Knife on Emperor Kruzak's head and you'll be rewarded with his beard. A Kitchen Knife can be found in a box when you traveled through time together with a book in a bag. Beware, because a Dwarf Guard spawn when you shave the emperor. Use the watch again to be transported back. Report back to Bozo for the next mission.

To become a complete fool
This is the time where you get the Jester Outfit. To obtain this, you'll need 1 red, blue, yellow and green piece of cloth.

Mission 6 - The queen of farts
Bozo wants you to get the materials for a Whoopee Cushion. These are the 4 Minotaur Leather, and 1 Giant Spider Silk.

Bozo asks you to place a Whoopee Cushion on the Queens throne. Travel to Carlin and go to the Queens castle (situated in the north west part of the city). Use the Whoopee Cushion on the throne, don't place it on it!! After this, report back to Bozo for further instructions.

Mission 7 - For your mice only
You need to scare the jeweler in Venore. Steal the toy mouse of the queen in Carlin. Go to Carlin, and see the Queen. She's located to the North-West of the city. Underneath, there's her cats room. Use the basket and you'll retrieve a toy mouse. Beware, when you use the basket the Queens cat Kitty will appear and it can attack for high damage (100+ per turn). Do not try to kill him, he's immortal. Just get the toy mouse from the basket and leave. The toy mouse will appear on the cat's basket after you have used it the first time. Go to Venore and to the jeweler NPC named Carina. Say 'Hi, mouse' yes'. Then report back to Bozo for further information.

Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing
Bozo requires some Easily Inflammable Sulphur. Travel to the tunnel in between Thais and Fibula and use your spoon on an inactive lava hole (this will be the first one you see down the ladder). Bozo asks you to go to Tiquanda and collect to him some bush leaves. Go straight West from Depot, and search for Jungle Dweller Bush, and use the knife on it. (Here on Tibia Earth)

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Bozo asks you to deliver an exploding Cigar to Theodore Loveless(he is located in the last floor of the jewel shop) in Liberty bay. The man can be located in the building far to the North-East. After giving him the cigar, it blows up in his face. Report back to Bozo and you'll be rewarded with the Jester Staff, and add-on.

Mission 9 - A fool's bargain
Bozo wants a flask of Stalker Blood. To get this you should use the special flask on a dead Stalker as soon as you've killed one.The nearest Stalker is located in the third floor of the Triangle Tower Bozo wants a sample of Quara Ink. To get this, you'll need access to Calassa where many other Quaras are. You can also obtain this if someone else is on the same mission as you - you just need to give them your flask to get it. Kill a Quara Constrictor and use the flask in the dead body as soon as possible. '''NOTE: You can also get the Quara Ink an simple way, just use the flask on a Quara Constrictor Scout on the Malada island. You dont have to use the flask yourself.'''

Bozo wants you to ask for 2000 Steel Shields to Sam, on Thais, and sign a fake-contract with the invisible ink he gives to you. In order to do this, go to the weapons shop in Thais, and ask to Sam to buy 2000 Steel Shields. After it, he will give you the contract that you must sign in with the invisible ink (use the ink on the contract that Sam gives you). Then return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission.

Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise
Bozo will ask you to deliver 10 cookies to some NPCs over the world. They're not regular cookies, there are exploding confetti cookies. So your mission is to deliver 1 cookie to each of the following NPCs:


 * Avar Tar in Edron
 * Simon the Beggar on Fibula
 * Ariella in Meriana
 * Lorbas next the ruins of the Dark Cathedral
 * King Markwin in the underground city of Mintwalin
 * Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor
 * Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp
 * Hairycles in the jungle city of Banuta
 * Orc King in the orc fortress of Ulderek's Rock
 * and to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob, the blue djinn (depending on which side you chose).

Once you delivered all the cookies, return to Bozo and ask for the next mission.

Notes: King Markwin and Orc King will summon their guards the first time you say 'Hi' to them. Some NPCs react after you give them the cookie. Wyda will cast Soulfire on you which will take 10 hp per turn with 600 hp of total damage (60 turns).IT would be a good idea to go to the nearest priest (Yiberius in Venore) and ask him for heal, to put out the fire. The Orc King will also summon 2 Orc Warlords and 5 Slimes, so be prepared.

Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness
An easy one. Just bring him 5 White Pieces of Cloth, and then ask for the next mission. White Pieces of Cloth are dropped by Ghosts and Spectres. Bozo will give to you a Bale of White Cloth (it look like a white tapestry), and you'll have to go to the Plague Spike, on Darama. Here. 

Now go up and to the left to where the old single Wyvern respawn (beware, now there are 2 Wyverns there) and go upstairs until you reached the top. Once there, use the Bale of White Cloth on the altar, and you'll get a piece of old and worn cloth (it look like a yellow tapestry). Return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission. You have reached the last mission! Bozo will give you a mummy disguise. Beware, DON'T USE IT YET!!! Go to the Darashia Palace, and reach the NPC Kazzan. Once you're near him, use the mummy cloth, and your outfit will be like a mummy. Now, you have 10 seconds to go to Kazzan and say "Hi". He will scream "WAAAAAHHH!!!". Once you've done it, go back to Bozo and ask for the mission. He will give you a Jester Hat, and you will get the jester hat addon.

Mission 1 - First Mission
Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: join Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild? Player: yes Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ... Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ... Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand fool in a far away future? Player: yes Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ... Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ... Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ... Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ... Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

'You see a white flower. 'It weighs 0.10 oz.

Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Do you have a fitting flower for me? Player: yes Bozo: Indeed. This flower will do the trick, so to say. Just ask me about another mission whenever you're ready.

Mission 2 - That stinks!
Player: mission Bozo: The next task will be a bit more difficult. I pride myself on being the major manufacturer of stink bombs in whole Tibia. Stop chuckling you fool aspirant ... Bozo: The worst part is getting the perfect stench. Whenever a slime dies, it leaves a noxious gas cloud ... Bozo: If you are able to collect its scent in the first few seconds after the slime's death, we have the ideal substance to create dozens of stink bombs ... Bozo: Take this special vial and fill it with the perfect stench. Then return here and we will talk about your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

'You see a special flask. It weighs 1.80 oz. Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients.

Use this flask on a recently dead Slime.

'You see a special flask. It weighs 1.80 oz. It contains the smell of a freshly slain slime.

Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Do you have acquired the exquisite stench we need? Player: yes Bozo: Ugh. You got some efficient stuff there. I have to admit you have a talent for such distasteful matters. Perhaps you feel ready for another mission. Just ask me about it.

Mission 3 - A Piece of Cake
Player: mission Bozo: I think you're ready for a small promotion. Provided that you finish another mission, that is ... Bozo: As you might know, nothing helps you to break the ice so easily when you meet new people as a pie thrown in the face ... Bozo: Of course, this habit leads to a dramatic shortage of pies now and then. And that's what we need you for. Mirabell in Edron creates the most creamy and sticky pies in the world ... Bozo: Get me a dozen of them, this means 12, you fool. Then report to me about your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

'You see a box. It weighs 40.00 oz. It is filled with delicious cream pies.

Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: So do you bring me a box full of pies? Player: yes Bozo: Excellent. Poor Harsky, poor Stutch. They will mourn the day they dared to yawn during a performance of the magnificent Bozo ... Bozo: However, I grant you the title of 'Fool in Training' for your efforts. Just don't let it go to your head and don't use this highly spiritual title to show off ... Bozo: If you are interested in another mission, talk to me.

Mission 4 - Fool Spirits
Player: mission Bozo: Ah, the fool in training wants to see some action? Fine with me. I think you are ready for a big prank. But first I need 18 vials filled with wine ... Bozo: Get them and report here about your mission. Player: mission Bozo: Do you have 18 vials of wine? Player: yes Bozo: So lets see. I put them into this crate which looks just like the ones in which old Xodet gets his mana potions delivered ... Bozo: Here take this crate and bring it to Xodet's shop. In front of the shop, you should see the latest delivery. Just use this crate on the other one to exchange them ... Bozo: Bring me the interchanged crate and talk to me about your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see a crate. It weighs 80.00 oz. It contains a lot of wine flasks. 'You see a crate. It weighs 80.00 oz. You swapped it with Bozo's crate of wine flasks. Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Do you bring me Xodet's exchanged crate? Player: yes Bozo: I see. I guess we can expect a few drunken mages soon! Am I mistaken or are you up for some more challenging missions? Just askme about if you feel foolish enough.

Mission 5 - Watch out for the fool / Time to do something foolish
Player: mission Bozo: I have a fine prank in mind but without proper preparation, you'd end up hacked in pieces by the dwarfs. By chance I found out about an artefact that might save the day ... Bozo: There is a mysterious tower, known as Triangle Tower, north of Jakundaf Desert. In this tower, you will find a magic watch that we need for our dangerous fun ... Bozo: Well, I'll have the fun and you'll have the danger but you can view it from a positive side - view it from my side for instance. Now get that watch and report about your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see a magical watch. It weighs 0.50 oz. Player: hi' Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Did you get the watch? Player: yes Bozo: Oh boy, you will have so much fun with that watch if they don't catch and kill you. I envy you so much ... Bozo: So listen my little fool, this watch has the power to advance you in time. It will come in handy when you are stealing the beard of the dwarven emperor ... Bozo: Oh, come on, don't faint like some baby. It's perfectly safe with that watch ... well, almost. You sneak into the emperor's bedroom when it's empty. Use the watch directly beside the bed's pillow ... Bozo: This should advance you in time. You will appear next to the sleeping emperor. His guards will be outside so they shouldn't bother you. Use a sharp kitchen knife to cut off his beard ... Bozo: Then quickly use the watch again to advance in time once more. You should appear at a time when everybody has left the room... Bozo: Sneak out and come here to report about your mission. As the watch will only work those 2 times, make sure that you've got the beard when returning here. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see the dwarven emperor's beard. It weighs 0.50 oz. Player: hi' Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Did you get the beard? Player: yes Bozo: You got the beard and survived. I think for the first time in my whole life I'm impressed, no wait, it was just a stone in my shoe ... Bozo: Still, as a small recognition of your accomplishments I'm willing to tell you how to get your own jester outfit. If you are interested in more fun and adventures, ask me for more missions.

To become a complete fool
Player: jester outfit Bozo: First we will need one piece of red cloth. Do you have it with you? Player: yes Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of blue cloth. Do you have one with you by chance? Player: yes Bozo: Ok, now we need one piece of green cloth. Do you have one with you by chance? Player: yes Bozo: At last we need one piece of yellow cloth. Do you have one with you by chance? Player: yes Bozo: That's it. Here is your jester outfit. It's admittedly a bit basic but maybe you'll earn some nice accessories soon. At least you are more fittingly dressed for your next missions now.

Mission 6 - The queen of farts
Player: mission Bozo: You know, nothing has brought more fun and joy to humanity than the whoopee cushion. Its creation is a delicate matter though. Bring me 4 pieces of minotaur leather first and then lets talk about this mission. Player: mission''' Bozo: Do you have the four minotaur leathers? Player: yes Bozo: Good, this was the first part. Now it gets difficult. To sew it together, we need a very fine yarn, as fine as the silk of a giantspider. Bring me some giant spider silk and talk to me about your mission. Player: mission Bozo: Do you have the spider silk with you? Player: yes Bozo: Let's see, a stitch here, a stitch there. Hey Presto! A whoopee cushion! Are you ready for the fun part? Then talk to me aboutyour next mission. Player: mission Bozo: Now that we have this whoopee cushion it would be a waste not to use it, don't you agree ... Bozo: Don't speak! I already know what you have in your impish mind my friend and I agree fully. You will bring this cushion to Carlin and place it right on Queen Eloise's throne! Then return here and talk to me about your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see a whoopee cushion. It weighs 15.00 oz. Bozo gave it to you. Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Have you placed the whoopee cushion on the throne in Carlin? Player: yes Bozo: This will cause quite a commotion in Carlin. I think we should play some pranks in many more places to spread humour all over the world. Talk to me about your next mission to learn more about it.

Mission 7 - Four you mice only
Player: mission Bozo: The time has come to play a prank on some arrogant Venorean. I found out that Carina, the jeweller, is terribly afraid of mice ... Bozo: Your task is quite easy. Steal the toy mouse of Queen Eloise's cat and show it to Carina in Venore to scare her to death. Then report about your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see a toy mouse. It weighs 12.50 oz. Player: hi' Carina: Welcome, Player. I am looking forward to trade with you. Player: mouse Carina: Wha ... What??? Are you saying you've seen a mouse here?? Player: yes Carina: IIIEEEEEK! Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Have you been to Venore and scared Carina as I asked you to? Player: yes Bozo: Excellent. The Venoreans have been safe from my pranks far too long. If you are ready for another mission, talk to me.

Mission 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing
Player: mission Bozo: These Venoreans think they are safe from us. They couldn't be more wrong. Let them feel the wrath of the fools! Get a spoon and collect some sulphur from an inactive lava hole ... Bozo: Be very careful when you get the easily inflammable substance. Then let's talk about the next part of your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see easily inflammable sulphur. It weighs 0.50 oz. Player: hi' Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Have you collected the sulphur? Player: yes Bozo: So much for part one of my foolish master plan. Now travel to Tiquanda and use a kitchen knife to cut some leaves of the jungledweller bush for me. Bring them with you when you report about your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see some special leaves. It weighs 0.80 oz. They have an aromatic smell. Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Do you have the leaves with you? Player: yes Bozo: So far so good. I will prepare some nasty surprise for your next mission. Talk to me about it whenever you feel ready. Player: mission Bozo: Now look at this, someone has made exploding cigars out of the sulphur and the leaves! Coincidentally I have a great idea how wecould use them ... Bozo: Take this cigar and give it to Theodore Loveless, the Venorean representative in Liberty Bay. After you delivered our little'present', report here about the outcome of your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see a cigar. It weighs 1.20 oz. Player: hi' Theodore Loveless: Greetings, dear visitor. Player: cigar Theodore Loveless: Oh my. Have you gotten an exquisite cigar for me, my young friend? Player: yes Theodore Loveless: Ah what a fine blend. I really ... Theodore Loveless: OUCH! What have you done you fool? How dare you??? Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Have you delivered the exploding cigar to Theodore Loveless? Player: yes Bozo: You're hell of a guy, I bet you enjoyed it. As you represent everything a fool stands for, I give you this fool's sceptre to spiceup your jester outfit. If you are interested, there are even more missions for a fool like yourself. Just ask about them.

Mission 9 - A fool's bargain
Player: mission Bozo: Well, I think as a true fool you have to think big. So our next little prank will be on a grand scale. Of course, this will need somepreparation ... Bozo: Firstly, take this vial and use it on a dead stalker immediately after his death to collect his warm blood. Report about yourmission when you are done. Player: bye 'You see a special flask. It weighs 1.80 oz. Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients. 'You see a special flask. It weighs 1.80 oz. Player: hi' Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Have you gotten the blood that we need? Player: yes Bozo: Congratulations! Now let's talk about the complicated part. We need the ink of a quara constrictor. Use this vial on a fresh corpse to get the ink ... Bozo: Stop making these grimaces! I know it's a foolish task, but after all that's also the fun about it. Get the ink and report to me about your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see a special flask. It weighs 1.80 oz. Bozo gave it to you to collect certain secret ingredients. 'You see a special flask. It weighs 1.80 oz. It contains the ink of a freshly slain quara. Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Have you acquired the constrictor's ink? Player: yes Bozo: Excellent. As a true fool you have of course no clue what these ingredients are good for, but I will enlighten you. Just ask about your next mission and I'll tell you everything you need to know. Player: mission Bozo: Blood of a stalker and ink of a quara are the main ingredients of the prop for our next prank. Mix it together to obtain some nice vanishing ink ... Bozo: It looks exactly like normal ink, however, exposed to air it will vanish within minutes. I'm sure you understand how useful this ink can be ... Bozo: Now, listen to my plan. Go to Sam and order 2000 steel shields. He will never agree to it if you do not sign a contract ... Bozo: Use the vanishing ink to sign the contract and then hand the paper back to him. This will keep this humourless doter busy for awhile. Talk to me about your mission when you are done. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see a magical inkwell. It weighs 2.00 oz. Player: hi' Sam: Welcome to my shop, adventurer Player! Player: 2000 steel shields Sam: What? You want to buy 2000 steel shields?? Player: yes Sam: I can't believe it. Finally I will be rich! I could move to Edron and enjoy my retirement! But ... wait a minute! I will not start working without a contract! Are you willing to sign one? Player: yes Sam: Fine! Here is the contract. Please sign it. Talk to me about it again when you're done. Player: contract Sam: Have you signed the contract? Player: yes Sam: Excellent! I will start working right away! Now that I am going to be rich, I will take the opportunity to tell some people what I REALLY think about them! 'You see a contract. It weighs 2.00 oz. It is not signed yet. 'You see a signed contract. It weighs 2.00 oz. Player: hi' Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: So have you fooled the old Sam yet? Player: yes Bozo: What a splendid prank! If you are ready for more, ask me about the next mission.

Mission 10 - A Sweet Surprise
Player: mission Bozo: This time I have no real mission for you, rather a small errand. I bet you had expected some dangerous and exhausting quest but since I like you so much, I make it veeeeery easy for you ... Bozo: Here are some cookies. Beware though, those are exploding confetti cookies. You will have to deliver them to 10 special persons, then return to me and report about your mission. Seems easy, doesn't it? Are you going to accept this mission? Player: yes Bozo: Great! That's the word of a true fool! Maybe you want to write the names down. Here we go: Deliver a cookie to: ... Bozo: The pompous hero Avar Tar in Edron, Simon the greedy beggar on Fibula, the pirate Ariella on the Shattered Isles, the dubious Lorbas next to the ruins of the Dark Cathedral, King Markwin in the underground city Mintwalin ... Bozo: The shaman Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor, the witch Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp, the ape Hairycles in the jungle city Banuta ... Bozo: The orc king in the orc fortress Uldrek's Rock and the last one to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob, the blue djinn ... Bozo: A piece of cake isn't it? Did you take notes? If you need the list again, just ask me for it. Otherwise leave now and report about the mission whenever you're done. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see 10 exploding cookies. They weigh 1.00 oz. Player: hi' Simon the Beggar: Hello Player. I am a poor man. Please help me. Player: cookie Simon the Beggar: Have you brought a cookie for the poor? Player: yes Simon the Beggar: Well, it's the least you can do for those who live in dire poverty. A single cookie is a bit less than I'd expected, but better than ... WHA ... WHAT?? MY BEARD! MY PRECIOUS BEARD! IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CLEAR IT OF THIS CONFETTI! Player: hi Markwin: Oh, it's you again. What do you want, hornless messenger? Player: cookie Markwin: You bring me ... a cookie??? Player: yes Markwin: I understand this as a peace-offering, human ... UNGH ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS MEANS WAR!!! Player: hi Ariella: Hi there. Player: cookie Ariella: So you brought a cookie to a pirate? Player: yes Ariella: How sweet of you ... Uhh ... OH NO ... Bozo did it again. Tell this prankster I'll pay him back. Player: hi Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. If you want to trade, just ask for my offers. If you are injured, ask for healing. Player: cookie Hairycles: Oh you bring cookie for old Hairycles? Player: yes Hairycles: Thank you, you are ... YOU SON OF LIZARD! Player: hi Nah'bob:  Another customer! I've only just sat down! What is it, Player? Player: cookie Nah'bob: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one? Player: yes 9 Nah'bob: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS! Player: hi Yaman: Well, if it isn't a human. Greetings, Player! Player: cookie Yaman:You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one? Player: yes Yaman: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS! Player: hi Avar Tar: Greetings, traveler Player! Player: cookie Avar Tar: Do you really think you could bribe a hero like me with a meagre cookie? Player: yes Avar Tar: Well, you won't! Though it looks tasty ...What the ... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT! GET LOST! Player: hi The Orc King: Harrrrk! You think you are strong now? You shall never escape my wrath! I am immortal! Player: cookie The Orc King: You bring me a stinking cookie??? Player: yes The Orc King: Well, I hope it stinks a lot. I like stinking cookies best ... BY MY THOUSAND SONS! YOU ARE SO DEAD HUMAN! DEAD! Player: hi Lorbas: Be greeted, dear traveller. Player: cookie Lorbas: You want me to eat this cookie? Player: yes Lorbas: Well, you don't mind if I play around with this antidote rune a bit ... UHHH, YOU LOU ... uhm that was so ... funny, haha ... ha. Mhm,you better leave now. Player: hi Wyda: What? A mundane talking to me? Amusing. Player: cookie Wyda: You brought me a cookie? Player: yes Wyda: Well, it's a welcome change from all that gingerbread ... AHHH HOW DARE YOU??? FEEL MY WRATH! Player: hi Hjaern: Be greeted. Player: cookie Hjaern: You want to sacrifice a cookie to the spirits? Player: yes Hjaern: In the name of the spirits I accept this offer ... UHNGH ... The spirits are not amused! Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Are you done with your little delivery mission? Player: yes Bozo: Indeed, you're done. By the way, you look a little bit tired and dirty. However, if you still have some power left, ask me aboutthe next mission.

Mission 11 - The Final Foolishness
Player: mission Bozo: I'm sure you're wondering how many tiring missions old Bozo has still in store for you! Don't worry! You're almost done, only one final mission left ... Bozo: Well, that is after you got the needed material. First of all, bring me 5 pieces of white cloth. Then we talk more about yourmission. Player: mission Bozo: Have you been able to get hold of 5 pieces of white cloth? Player: yes Bozo: Well done. Anyway, I reeeally hate to tell you but ... as white as it's now we have no use for it. Don't worry though. There is away to give it an old and worn look ... Bozo: The unforgiving desert sun combined with the noxious fumes of the Plague Spike in Darama will do the trick ... Bozo: Travel to Darama, climb the Plague Spike and look for a nice spot to let mother nature do the work. Perhaps something like analtar would be useful. Once you're done, return here and learn about the next step of your mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see a bale of white cloth. It weighs 10.00 oz. You see a bale of yellowed cloth. It weighs 10.00 oz. Player: hi' Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Do you have a piece of old and worn cloth? Player: yes Bozo: Fine, fine. Now let's do the last step of our foolish plan. Smart as I am, I used a pair of scissors to create some old and worn bandsfrom the cloth you have brought me. DON'T touch it yet ... Bozo: Travel to Darashia and visit caliph Kazzan. Use the bands made of the worn cloth to disguise yourself as a mummy ... Bozo: Finally, talk to the caliph to give him the scare of his lifetime. Afterwards come back here and tell me about the fun you had with this mission. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away! 'You see a mummy disguise. It weighs 9.00 oz. Player: hi' Kazzan: WAAAAAHHH!!! Player: hi Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Player! Player: mission Bozo: Well, my diligent pupil, have you scared the caliph yet? Player: yes Bozo: By Kurik, I knew you have it in you. You are a fool after my fancy. Take this jester hat, you deserve it. It will go nicely with your jester costume. Player: bye Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!!