What a Foolish Quest/Spoiler

Requirements
Note: There is no level requirement to start the quest, but you need level 40+ for the Hat addon.

 2 Kitchen Knives  1 Spoon  18 Vials of Wine 24 Flour 1 Red Piece of Cloth 1 Blue Piece of Cloth 1 Yellow Piece of Cloth 1 Green Piece of Cloth</li> 5 White Pieces of Cloth</li> 1 Giant Spider Silk </li> 4 Minotaur Leathers </li> Some spare cash for traveling.</li> </ul>

Outfit


Talk to Bozo in Thais to join the Fools Guild.

Mission 1
When Bozo tells you to cut a flower from the White Flower Temple, head to the south gate of Thais. From there, keep heading south until you hit a river. Then, go around and head further south until you see the small building. Cut one of the flowers there.

Note: You lose your knife when you cut it off

Mission 2
Bozo gives you a special flask to get the scent of a dead Slime. Use the flask on a dead Slime as soon as you've killed one.

Mission 3
Bozo sends you to buy a box of pies from Mirabell in Edron. Mirabell wants 24 pieces of flour and 240 gp for the box. Note that you cannot pass the Edron Guardsmen with the box - they will destroy it. Neither can you use the carpet (Pino won't agree on taking a pie smuggler on a trip) or send the box with a parcel. You need to walk through the rotworm dungeons to Cormaya, and take the Steamboat to Kazordoon. From here, you simply walk back to Bozo.

Mission 4
Bozo wants you to bring him 18 vials of wine. Vials can only be gotten by buying liquid from Sandra in Edron, and from a few NPCs who sell oil. Use the vials on a wine cask. Then, go back to Bozo for the later part of this mission. He sends you to change Xodets supply box, with a box filled with the wine you just collected. Xodet can be found east from Thais temple.

Mission 5
Bozo sends you to steal a magic watch from the Triangle Tower. The watch is located three floors above ground, and you need to kill Skeletons, Ghouls, Demon Skeletons and Stalkers in order to get to the watch. Report back to Bozo when you have it, and he sends you on the final part of the mission.

Mission 6
Now, Bozo wants you to sneak into Emperor Kruzaks bedroom and travel in time, in other to shave the beard off Kruzak's father, while sleeping. The bedroom is located four floors above ground, at the Emperor's Cookie Quest. To stop time, you must walk up to the bed and use the watch. Do not try and throw it on there. While you're transported through time, use a knife on Emperor Kruzak's head and you'll be rewarded with his beard. Beware, because a Dwarf Guard spawn when you shave the emperor. Use the watch again to be transported back. Report back to Bozo for the next mission.

Mission 7
You need to scare the jeweler in Venore. Steal the toy mouse of the queen in Carlin. Go to Carlin, and see the Queen. She's located to the North-West of the city. Underneath, there's her cats room. Use the basket and you'll retrieve a toy mouse. Go to Venore and to the jeweler NPC named Carina. Say 'Hi, mouse' yes'. Then report back to Bozo for further information.

Obtaining the Jester Outfit
This is the time where you get the Jester Outfit. To obtain this, you'll need 1 Red, blue, yellow and green piece of cloth.

Mission 8
Bozo wants you to get the materials for a Whoopee Cushion. These are the 4 Minotaur Leather, and 1 Giant Spider Silk.

Bozo asks you to place a Whoopee Cushion on the Queens throne. Travel to Carlin and go to the Queens castle (North-West of the city). Use the Whoopee Cushion on the throne, don't place it on it!! After this, report back to Bozo for further instructions.

Mission 9
Bozo asks you to deliver an exploding Cigar to Theodore Loveless in Liberty bay. The man can be located in the building far to the North-East. After giving him the cigar, it blows up in his face. Report back to Bozo for further instructions.

Mission 10
Bozo requires some Easily Inflamable Sulphur. Travel to the tunnel in between Thais and Fibula and use your spoon on an inactive lava hole (this will be the first one you see down the ladder). Report back to Bozo and you'll be rewarded with the Jester Staff, and add-on.

Mission 11
Bozo wants a sample of Quara Ink. To get this, you'll need access to Calassa where many other Quara's are. You can also obtain this if someone else is on the same mission as you - you just need to give them your flask to get it. Kill a Quara Constrictor and use the flask in the dead body as soon as possible.

Mission 12
Bozo wants you to ask for 2000 Steel Shields to Sam, on Thais, and sign a fake-contract with the invisible ink he gives to you. In order to do this, go to the weapons shop in Thais, and ask to Sam to buy 2000 steel shields. After it, he will give you the contract that you must sign in with the invisible ink (use the ink on the contract that Sam gives you). Then return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission.

Mission 13
Bozo will ask you to deliver 10 cookies to some NPCs over the world. They're not regular cookies, there are exploding confetti cookies. So your mission is to deliver 1 cookie to each of the following NPCs:


 * Avar Tar in Edron
 * Simon the beggar on Fibula
 * Ariella in Meriana
 * Lorbas next the ruins of the Dark Cathedral
 * King Markwin in the underground city of Mintwalin
 * Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor
 * Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp
 * Hairycles in the jungle city of Banuta
 * Orc King in the orc fortress of Ulderek's Rock
 * and to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob, the blue djinn (depending on which side you chose).

Once you delivered all the cookies, return to Bozo and ask for the next mission.

Notes: Some NPCs react after you give them the cookie. Markwin will summon a couple of different minotaurs to kill you. Wyda will cast Soulfire on you, and the Orc King will also summon a couple of different orcs, so be prepared.

Mission 14
An easy one. Just bring him 5 White Pieces of Cloth, and then ask for the next mission. White Pieces of Cloth are dropped by Ghosts and Spectres.

Mission 15
Bozo will give to you a Bale of White Cloth (it look like a white tapestry), and you'll have to go to the Plague Spike, on Darama. Go to where the old single Wyvern respawn (beware, now there are 2 Wyverns there) and go upstairs until you reached the top. Once there, use the Bale of White Cloth on the altar, and you'll get a piece of old and worn cloth (it look like a yellow tapestry). Return back to Bozo and ask for the next mission.

Mission 16
You reached the last mission! Bozo will give you a mummy disguise. Beware, DON'T USE IT YET!!! Go to the Darashia Palace, and reach the NPC Kazzan. Once you're near him, use the mummy cloth, and your outfit will be like a mummy. Now, you have 10 seconds to go to Kazzan and say "Hi". He will scream "WAAAAAHHH!!!". Once you've done it, go back to Bozo and ask for the mission. He will give you a Jester Hat, and you will get the jester hat addon.