Talk:Umar

Whahahaha, his transcripts are actually hilarious and sarcastic ^^ take a look, he thinks he might be a dwarf somehow:

12:18 Smyrna [30]: job 12:18 Umar: I am the gatekeeper of Ashta'daramai. That's what Gabel told me to do. You know - keeping the courtyard clean, getting rid of salesmen, keeping Efreet vermin out... that kind of thing. But in my spare time I work as a part-time philosopher. 12:18 Smyrna [30]: philosopher 12:18 Umar: Yes. Comes with the job. You see - here I am, sitting on the same chair all day and staring at the same blank wall. So what happens is that my mind starts wandering. And, you know, I start thinking. You know - about all kinds of things. 12:18 Smyrna [30]: things 12:18 Umar: Yes. About the world and the gods and all that. And about girls. Yes, about girls, mostly. 12:19 Smyrna [30]: girls 12:19 Umar: You did not know there are female djinns, did you? That's because they are quite rare. They are the greatest treasures of our race, and we guard them jealously. 12:19 Smyrna [30]: treasures 12:19 Smyrna [30]: female djinns 12:19 Umar: Well, I am a djinn, but only as far as my physical aspect is concerned. As far as my way of thinking is concerned, I think I might actually be somebody else. You now - not even a djinn. In fact, I think I might be a dwarf. 12:19 Smyrna [30]: dwarf 12:19 Umar: Yes. Consider this: Dwarfs live in the mountains. So do I. And just like dwarfs I really like gold. But most of all, dwarfs like beer. ... 12:19 Umar: Isn't that amazing? I think that is more than a coincidence. You know - perhaps I am a reincarnated dwarf or something. You never know. 12:21 Smyrna [30]: world 12:21 Umar: Tibia is a beautiful world. Not that I see much of it, staring at this wall night and day. 12:25 Smyrna [30]: human 12:25 Umar: See. That's another problem. In the past, it was us against you - djinn against humans. But one day this guy came along, and all of a sudden things were so much more complicated. ... 12:25 Umar: All of a sudden there was good djinn and evil djinn, and good humans and evil humans. Everything got so damn complicated. ... 12:25 Umar: All of a sudden we did not know who to trust and who to fight. Should we join the evil djnn and battle all humans? ... 12:26 Umar: Or was it smarter to ally with the good humans and to battle the bad djinn? ... 12:26 Umar: Perhaps we should join nobody and fight the bad humans? So many choices. 12:24 Smyrna [30]: ankrahmun 12:24 Umar: I was there, long ago. We had a garrison based in Ankrahmun during the early phases of the war. That was before the whole plains of the Kha'labal were set on fire. 12:24 Smyrna [30]: kha'labal 12:24 Umar: Ah yes - the desert. I still remember how beautiful that land was back in the days before the war. ... 12:24 Umar: A land full of song and bliss it was - a veritable paradise. Fa'hradin once said its destruction was a supreme example of the transitoriness of all things mortal. ... 12:24 Umar: I am not sure I agree because I don't know what 'transitoriness' means. ^^ Bennie (talk ~ fellows) ^^ 11:27, November 14, 2009 (UTC)