Captain Kid

Captain Kid once was the captain of the pirates residing in The Cave. As well as hating his name he longed for acknowledgement, and one and one made two. He decided to kidnap someone famous and asked his partner in crime A Bearded Woman to do him the favour of impersonating the one person everyone was looking for, Princess Lumelia. His men fell for it and organised a victory party on his behalf after the "princess" was locked away. Everyone was having a good time until Captain Kid went to relieve himself in the underground river. During his pee break the key to the cell somehow fell into the river and he foolishly decided to dive in after it, never to be seen again. He left behind a furious actor none of his men believe is one but is now - hopefully - also forever known as Captain Kidnap.