Kissing a Pig Quest/Spoiler

Required Equipment

 * Rope
 * Machete or Heavy Machete
 * Inkwell
 * 5 Picks
 * Fire Bug
 * 3 Liquid containers of Beer, Wine, Rum or Mead
 * Has been completed the last seal of The Queen of the Banshees Quest

Method

 * 1) Go to Thais Farm south of the Magic Shop.
 * 2) You will see some pigs, one of them is a NPC.
 * 3) If you ask her for a kiss she will say that you need to improve your kissing skills.
 * 4) To do this, you'll need to ask some NPCs to teach you how to kiss.

NOTE: You do NOT need to go to the pig after each mission. You can go to him to start and to finish and still receive the reward!

Mission 1 - Saving Carmellia

 * 1) Go to Hoggle's house and ask him about his garden (here).
 * 2) He will ask you to go downstairs and cut some wild-growing plants in his garden.
 * 3) Use a Machete or Heavy Machete and cut the grass until you get an orange message: You advanced in lawn mowing.
 * 4) Go back to Hoggle and tell him that his garden is clean.




 * 1) Go to Femor Hills and search for a tower protected by some "magic grass".
 * 2) Cut the grass blocking the entrance of the tower and go to the top of the tower.
 * 3) Talk to Caramellia, ask her about Winfred and say True love never dies.




 * 1) Go back to the pig and try to kiss it again (it is optional).

Mission 2 - Poem for Elvith

 * 1) Go to Elvith and ask him for a kiss, he will tell you to impress him with a poem.
 * 2) Search for NPC Olrik (the one who sells parcels) and buy some poetry parchment.
 * 3) Use the inkwell on the parchments until you get a perfect poem (4 times).

'You see a parchment. It weighs 2.00 oz. It says 'Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.' Excellent!.


 * 1) Talk to Elvith again and give him the poem.
 * 2) Go back to the pig and try to kiss it again (it is optional).



Mission 3 - Icecream for Lynda

 * 1) Head to Venore, go to the top floor of the depot and talk with the NPC Boozer.
 * 2) Buy a venorean ice cream and deliver it fast to NPC Lynda in Thais before it melts (2 minutes) NOTE: you can have someone in Venore to send the ice cream to Thais so you don't have to rush or pay for the boat.
 * 3) Go back to the pig and try to kiss it again (it is optional).



Mission 4 - Play with Zebron

 * 1) Go back Venore, search for the NPC Zebron under the depot.
 * 2) Ask him for a kiss and tell him that you are worthy.
 * 3) He will invite you to play dice. You need to win 3 times in a row.
 * 4) Go back to the pig and try to kiss it again (it is optional).

Mission 5 - Favour for Dwarven Ghost

 * 1) Go to Budrik and give him 5 pick axe (normal pick).
 * 2) He will grant you the entrance to Grothmok tunnels (4 floors down).
 * 3) There you will find the NPC a dwarven ghost (Here on Tibia Earth [map not updated since Tibia 8.1]).
 * 4) If you ask him for a kiss, he will ask you to do him a favour.
 * 5) Go to Kazordoon Quarters, west of the Upper Barracks.
 * 6) You will see a room with a bed, a coal basin, a chest and a blue carpet (Here on Tibia Earth [map not updated since Tibia 8.1]).
 * 7) Get a Fake Dwarven Beard from the chest, use the Fire Bug on the Coal Basin and then use the beard on the fire.
 * 8) Go to the ghost and tell him about the beard.
 * 9) Go back to the pig and try to kiss it again (it is optional).





Mission 6 - Kiss Toothless Tim

 * 1) Go to Carlin sewers and search for the NPC Toothless Tim.
 * 2) You need to be drunk to understand what he tells you.
 * 3) Drink 3 liquid containers of Beer, Wine, Rum or Mead and talk to him.
 * 4) Ask him for a kiss.
 * 5) Go back to the pig and try to kiss it again (it is optional).

Mission 7 - Kiss from Queen Of The Banshee

 * 1) First you need to do all the seals of the Banshee Quest, so that you can get a kiss from The Queen Of The Banshee.
 * 2) Go to The Queen Of The Banshee, guarded by 4 banshees and a lot of other creatures.
 * 3) Ask her for a kiss.
 * 4) Go back to the pig and try to kiss it again.



If all is correct you can get the reward in a house near the pig (some steps to the southwest).



Mission 1

 * Pig in Thais

Player: hi pig: Oink.

Player: kiss pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?

Player: yes pig: Uh. Uhm. That was ... unskilled. Sorry, you have to learn MUCH about kissing.

Player: bye pig: Bye.


 * Hoggle in Thais

Player: hi Hoggle: Welcome to my humble home!

Player: garden Hoggle: My garden is full of wild-growing plants and my back is aching like hell. Perhaps you are interested in cutting these pest plants... Hoggle: I'll give you 5 shiny pieces of gold for this job. Is this a deal?

Player: yes Hoggle: Excellent. You will have to rattle at the garden gate a bit to get it open, it's quite old, you know. Tell me about the garden when you are finished.

Player: bye Hoggle: Good bye. (after cutting the grass) Player: hi Hoggle: Welcome to my humble home!

Player: garden Hoggle: I hope you were diligent and accurate. Here is your gold. Don't spend it on alcohol or tobacco!

Player: bye Hoggle: Good bye.


 * Caramellia in Femor Hills

Player: hi Caramellia: Hello.

Player: Winfred Caramellia: All is lost. With Winfred dead, my love has died and I am only an empty shell without hope or purpose.

Player: True love never dies Caramellia: Those were his words, weren't they?

Player: yes Caramellia: Yes, it's true, he is so right. As long as I remember the love and happiness we shared, neither love nor my beloved will be truly dead ... Caramellia: They will always have a special place in my heart. Thank you stranger, for reminding me about it. Know that life is like a kiss of lovers ... Caramellia: It's about sharing emotions and feelings, it's about knowing that you are not alone but belong to something greater, something more beautiful ... Caramellia: Keep this in mind and your life will improve and so will your kisses.

Player: bye Caramellia: Good bye.


 * Pig in Thais (it is optional)

Player: hi pig: Oink.

Player: kiss pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?

Player: yes pig: Uhhh. Well, that was ... promising. But you are FAR from being the best kisser in the land.

Player: bye pig: Bye.

Mission 2

 * Elvith in Ab'Dendriel

Player: hi Elvith: Ashari Player.

Player: kiss Elvith: I will not share the secrets of kissing with someone not worthy. Impress me! Write a good love poem and then show it to me ... Elvith: You can buy poetry parchment at the Thaian embassy. Use an inkwell on it to write a poem.

Player: bye Elvith: Asha Thrazi.

'You see a parchment. It weighs 2.00 oz. It says 'Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.' Excellent!.

Player: hi Elvith: Ashari Player.

Player: poem Elvith: Do you have a love poem that might impress me?

Player: yes Elvith: You are a pure genius! You should really consider writing a few songs for me. It's a pleasure to share my little secrets with you. So listen.

Player: bye Elvith: Asha Thrazi.


 * Pig in Thais (it is optional)

Player: hi pig: Oink.

Player: kiss pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?

Player: yes pig: Mhmm. Nice try. You definitely have some experience but you should improve your skill DRASTICALLY.

Player: bye pig: Bye.

Mission 3

 * Boozer in Venore

Player: hi Boozer: Welcome to the Hard Rock Racing Track, Player.

Player: buy Venorean ice cream Boozer: Ah the sweet Venorean ice cream. Just the right thing to make a day at the racing track even more enjoyable! Do you want to buy an ice cream for 10 gold?

Player: yes Boozer: Here it is. Be careful it will last only a few minutes in this climate. Better eat it at once.

'You see an ice cream cone. It weighs 1.00 oz. It's the famous Venorean Dream flavour, but the ice cream is melting rapidly.

Player: bye Boozer: You'll be back.


 * Lynda in Thais

Player: hi Lynda: Welcome in the name of the gods, pilgrim Player!

Player: venorean ice cream Lynda: Are you saying you have ... some Venorean ice cream for me???

Player: yes Lynda: Oh, that is marvellous. Thank you very much. You know, I just LOVE ice cream! Of course it can't be compared to the love to the gods ... Lynda: To truly love is pure happiness of heart and soul. 

Player: bye Lynda: Good bye, Player. May the gods guard you, my child!


 * Pig in Thais (it is optional)

Player: hi pig: Oink.

Player: kiss pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?

Player: yes pig: Mhmmm. Oh my, you have learnt a few tricks indeed. But it takes more to become the best kisser in the world. FAR more.

Player: bye pig: Bye.

Mission 4

 * Zebron in Venore

Player: hi Zebron: Greetings, high roller. So you care for a game, Player?

Player: kiss Zebron: Ah, love is the most exciting game of all. I've learnt a few tricks of this game, too and I might share them with someone worthy.

Player: worthy Zebron: If you want to learn my kissing secrets, you will have to beat me in a game of dice first! Your bet is 25 gold a game, beat me 3 times in a row and I will tell you all my littlesecrets. Are you interested?

Player: yes Zebron: You win with * over *. You'll keep your 25 gold this time. Are you ready for another game?

Player: yes Zebron: You win with * over *. You'll keep your 25 gold this time. Are you ready for another game?

Player: yes Zebron: You win with * over *. I'm mildly impressed. You've beaten me 3 times in a row, so what? Oh well, now listen to my secrets:. Interesting,isn't it?

Player: bye Zebron: Hey, you can't leave. Luck is smiling on you. I can feel it!

Note: * is a number util 6.


 * Pig in Thais (it is optional)

Player: hi pig: Oink.

Player: kiss pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?

Player: yes pig: Mhm Uhhh. Not bad, not bad at all! But you can still improve your skill a LOT.

Player: bye pig: Bye.

Mission 5

 * Budrik in Kazordoon

Player: hi Budrik: Hiho, hiho Player.

Player: pick Budrik: You brought the picks?

Player: yes Budrik: Not the best craftsmanship but they'll do. As promised I grant you permission to enter the Grothmok tunnels. Good luck.

Player: bye Budrik: Bye, bye.


 * a dwarven ghost in Kazordoon

Player: hi a dwarven ghost: Do not disturb the dead for nothing, mortal.

Player: kiss a dwarven ghost: My secrets about kissing have died with me. I alone know them, so they are well kept ... But ... thinking about it ... a dwarven ghost: Not all of my secrets are really well kept. There is one thing you could do for me, mortal. One favour by you to gain a favour of me.

Player: favour a dwarven ghost: I don't want the legend about myself to be ruined. Therefore, I need you to do something for me. Go to my quarters in Kazordoon ... a dwarven ghost: In my drawer you will find ... a false beard ... don't ask any questions mortal! Light the coal basin in my chambers and burn the damned beard in it ... a dwarven ghost: If you are done, forget that you have ever entered my quarters. Come here and I will tell you what you want to know!

Player: bye a dwarven ghost: Death will find you, too.

'You see a fake dwarven beard. 'It weighs 0.50 oz.

Player: hi a dwarven ghost: Do not disturb the dead for nothing, mortal.

Player: beard a dwarven ghost: Indeed, you have served me well. Now my legend is preserved once and for all. I will grant you the knowledge that you are seeking. Hereby, I pass a portion ofmy knowledge to your mind ... a dwarven ghost: Ahhh, it's done. Now you know as much about kissing as I did during my lifetime.

Player: bye a dwarven ghost: Death will find you, too.


 * Pig in Thais (it is optional)

Player: hi pig: Oink.

Player: kiss pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?

Player: yes pig: Ahhh. That was really nice. But you STILL lack the refinement of perfection.

Player: bye pig: Bye.

Mission 6

 * Toothless Tim in Carlin

Player: hi Toothless Tim: Greetings my friend. What a splendid day we have, don't you agree.

Player: kiss Toothless Tim: Ah, the joyous art of kissing is a sophisticated thing indeed. In my youth I enjoyed the delights of kissing with a few fine ladies. Would you like to learn more about kissing?

Player: yes Toothless Tim: I could tell you much about kissing but I rather show you how to kiss properly. Are you prepared?

Player: yes Toothless Tim: Mhmmmm. You don't kiss bad for a guy.

Player: bye Toothless Tim: Good bye my dear friend.


 * Pig in Thais (it is optional)

Player: hi pig: Oink.

Player: kiss pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?

Player: yes pig: Mhm. Ahh. In ... incredible ... but ... I fear there's still something to learn for you.

Player: bye pig: Bye.

Mission 7

 * The Queen Of The Banshee

Player: hi The Queen of the Banshee: Be greeted, dear visitor. Come and stay ... a while.

Player: kiss The Queen of the Banshee:

Player: bye The Queen of the Banshee: We will meet again.


 * Pig in Thais

Player: hi pig: Oink.

Player: kiss pig: Do you want to try to release me with a kiss?

Player: yes pig: Uhh. Ahh. Mhm. By the gods, you are really and truly the best kisser in the whole land. But ... I'm afraid I have to confess something ... pig: There is no curse. I'm nothing than an ordinary pig that is able to speak by coincidence and loves to kiss. But your efforts shall not go unrewarded ... pig: Of course I can't marry you - my mother would turn on her skewer. But I can tell you the hiding-place of some ancient sword ... pig: Look in the basement of this farm. You should find a chest there containing the mighty Firlefanz.

Player: bye pig: Bye.