Humgolf/Transcripts

You see a blackboard. You read: To the Rotworm Tamer You read: Rotworm Tamer

General keywords
Player: hi Humgolf: Player, good day .. or night, whatever.

Player: earth Humgolf: Home of the worms, home of my people, too.

Player: god Humgolf: The worm does not care about gods, why should I?

Player: job Humgolf: I am chief rotwormtamer of Kazordoon. I sell rotworms and buy meat and tasty, fresh rats for my worms.

Player: life Humgolf: Can't say I like it much.

Player: name Humgolf: I am Humgolf Molesight, Son of Earth, from the [Molten Rock]].

Player: quest Humgolf: What by the worm are you talking about?.

Player: Tibia Humgolf: More nice beneath this noisy green surface.

Player: time Humgolf: Time does not matter to a dwarf who understands the ways of the worm.

Player: monsters Humgolf: Unwormish creatures they are.

Player: army Humgolf: They should remember old dwarfish rotworm tactics. Think like a worm and the battle is almost won.

Player: Excalibug Humgolf: Silly fairy tale.

Player: Ferumbras Humgolf: A true enemy of the worms.

Drilling licence
Player: worms Humgolf: They are so cute and so intelligent.

Player: drilling license Humgolf: I am not allowed to sell worms to people without a formular 007 license to drill or a 0815 artist license.

Player: '''a formular 007 license to drill or a 0815 artist license Humgolf: It's a special license for artists. It was only used once as I sold a white worm to Frietsiek and Yor.

Dwarfs and other races
Player: fire Humgolf: Where earth is giving, fire is taking. That's the way of the elements.

Player: geomancers Humgolf: They have an understanding of worms.

Player: technomancers Humgolf: GO AWAY! I heard they think of replacing worms with machines. That is an OUTRAGE!

Player: pyromancers Humgolf: Hotheads.

Player: elves Humgolf: They are not worth to be mentioned.

Player: humans Humgolf: They are not cute and not intelligent.

Kazordoon and NPCs
Player: Kazordoon Humgolf: I like the mines best.

Player: The big old one Humgolf: The mountain seems tasty as far as my worms are concerned.

Player: Bezil Humgolf: Always chatting. How can someone talk that much?

Player: Duria Humgolf: Thinks she's to good to talk to rotwormtamers.

Player: Etzel Humgolf: Does a worm need spells to work his kind of magic? I do neither.

Player: Jimbin Humgolf: His tavern is too crowded and too bright for a dwarf with taste like me.

Player: Kroox Humgolf: Poor guy, has lost his drilling license for drinking.

Player: Maryza Humgolf: Don't like the way she looks at my worms.

Player: Uzgod Humgolf: We are trading now and then. Fine dwarf he is.

Player: Emperor or Kruzak Humgolf: The emperor should spend more money on rotworm husbandry.

Player: Durin Humgolf: If he'd live today he'd be a rotwormtamer like me.

Player: Maryza Humgolf: Don't like the way she looks at my worms.

Player: money Humgolf: Gold is one of the things my worms can unearth.

Player: bye Humgolf: Bye