Isle of Evil

Editors note: Someone who knows what he does please edit this so it leaves the line feed from the source.

Some transcripts:

12:40 Legazy [119]: hi 12:40 Rapanaio: Psht! Not that loud! Evil lurks everywhere. 12:40 Legazy [119]: mission 12:40 Rapanaio: Mission you say? Well MY mission is to fight evil with every power at my *disposal! Hm, perhaps you have it in you to join the fight. 12:40 Legazy [119]: fight 12:40 Rapanaio: It is my calling to root out evil in all its forms and uphold the vigilant *fight. It is a lonely fight, an unending fight, but someone has to do it! ... 12:41 Rapanaio: I scour ancient texts and collect rumours in taverns in order to track the machinations of evil. ... 12:41 Rapanaio: Often odd occurrences are overlooked by the public as strange coincidences or fate, but those who know what to look for see the footprints ofevil in history. 12:41 Legazy [119]: evil 12:41 Rapanaio: Evil lurks everywhere. It only takes some ignorant or cowardly people to turn their heads away once too often for it to spread its ugly seeds. I,however, am constantly vigilant and always prepared. ... 12:42 Rapanaio: I hunt out the signs of evil everywhere. Even in the face of scorn and ridicule, I will not hide my head in the sand and I will be ready to fight! 12:42 Legazy [119]: hunt 12:42 Rapanaio: It is my calling to root out evil in all its forms and uphold the vigilant fight. It is a lonely fight, an unending fight, but someone has to do it! ... 12:42 Rapanaio: I scour ancient texts and collect rumours in taverns in order to track the machinations of evil. ... 12:42 Rapanaio: Often odd occurrences are overlooked by the public as strange coincidences or fate, but those who know what to look for see the footprints ofevil in history. 12:42 Legazy [119]: join 12:42 Legazy [119]: redicule 12:42 Legazy [119]: ridicule 12:42 Rapanaio: Ignorance is evil's most potent ally. The servants of evil are plotting to keep us ignorant and poke ridicule at those who come too close to thetruth. 12:43 Legazy [119]: truth 12:43 Rapanaio: When I found that ancient text, warning of the Isle of Evil, I tried to tell the world about it. But the forces of evil discovered my plans! They madepeople assume it was just another tale for children. ... 12:43 Rapanaio: THEY distributed a book of children's bedtime stories with a copy of the text in it to undermine my message! Their despicable ruse worked andthey made a laughing stock of me! Of course I knew it was a plot to discredit me. ... 12:43 Rapanaio: On the other hand, it was obvious that THEY now knew about me and the text I possessed. I went into hiding in fear of my life! THEY have tried toassassinate me! I must be constantly vigilant! 12:44 Legazy [119]: isle of evil 12:44 Rapanaio: I KNOW it's out there! And I have proof! You see, I have constructed an evil-o-meter! It is an invention that locates places of great evil, such asthe Ghostlands, the Plains of Havoc and the Edron Ruins. ... 12:44 Rapanaio: But then it registered another impulse. I tried my best to locate this impulse, believing it would probably point to another well known source ofevil like the Hellgate. ... 12:44 Rapanaio: I was alarmed to realise that it was pointing to a remote isle that had been previously assumed to be uninhabited. I know that some horrendousevil lurks there. Some unspeakable horror, waiting to kill and devour unsuspecting travellers. ... 12:45 Rapanaio: I could not let that happen! So I did some research. Just as I was on the brink of giving up in desperation, I stumbled upon an ancient text that toldof the Isle of Evil! ... 12:45 Rapanaio: Immediately, the nature of the threat I had discovered became alarmingly clear! All I needed was a hero and some transport. But would theylisten?! NO! They laughed at me. Ignorance is Evil's helper! ... 12:45 Rapanaio: I still lack transport and a hero. Hmm .. seeing as I have no hero, you will have to do. What do you think? Are you willing to risk life and limb to savemankind? And womankind, of course? 12:45 Legazy [119]: yes 12:45 Rapanaio: Although my instincts tell me to be wary of you, stranger, turning up so conveniently, I have no choice but to accept your help. ... 12:45 Rapanaio: Have a care! I have eyes like a hawk and am ever vigilant! If you even think about betraying me, I'll know! Well, I guess we had better talk aboutyour first mission.

FIRST MISSION

2:45 Rapanaio: Have a care! I have eyes like a hawk and am ever vigilant! If you even *think about betraying me, I'll know! Well, I guess we had better talk aboutyour first *mission. 12:48 Legazy [119]: mission 12:48 Rapanaio: They say there's a positive side to everything! And in this case it is perfectly true! In order for you to reach the Isle of Evil and slay itsunspeakable horrors we will first finish my latest invention! ... 12:48 Rapanaio: As you might have guessed I am a highly talented inventor. Still, even inventors sometimes need some kind of .. inspiration. I can't tell you toomuch about your next mission since our enemies might capture and torture you for information. ... 12:48 Rapanaio: I optimized my invention by studying fish. Suffice it to say, I need one further specimen to study to put the finishing touches on my machine. ... 12:49 Rapanaio: I am afraid I need a specific fish, of course, as an ordinary fish just won't do the trick. Actually it is not a real fish but a kind of machine with thelikeness of a fish! ... 12:49 Rapanaio: Imagine what I could learn from such a fish! And imagine what harm could be done if this fish were to fall into the wrong hands! We must retrievethat fish! ... 12:49 Rapanaio: Apparently, the people in the city of Yalahar had a mechanical fish, fish which are essential for my research. ... 12:49 Rapanaio: Now those Yalahari are quite elusive and even if we could get in contact with one of them, buying a fish from them would surely cost a fortunewhich we don't posses. ... 12:49 Rapanaio: But my sources have informed me that some of these fish might have escaped into the local sewers! Based on my knowledge of the fish I havedesigned a mechanical fishing rod which you can use. ... 12:50 Rapanaio: You won't catch any other fish with it but without it you haven't a chance of catching a mechanical fish. You will need to use nails as bait. ... 12:50 Rapanaio: Well perhaps I should mention a minor, insignificant problem that might occur. ... 12:50 Rapanaio: Due to the metallic nature of the fishing rod there is the very remote possibility that you might get into contact with one of the electric eels thatalso live in the sewers. ... 12:50 Rapanaio: In which case you might feel a little tingle from a teency tiny electric shock. I can't tell what effect that might have on your health but youshould probably be careful that you are not badly wounded while fishing. ... 12:50 Rapanaio: Hm, thinking about it, perhaps those eels are part of the evil plan to thwart our efforts, who knows? So are you ready for that mission? 12:51 Legazy [119]: yes 12:51 Rapanaio: Great. Here is your fishing rod. Happy fishing. Don't return without the mechanical fish. Make sure you are not followed!.