Oswald/Transcripts

Player: hi Oswald: Oh, hello Player. What is it?

Player: gods Oswald: I think the gods are too busy to care about us mortals, hmm... that makes me feel godlike, too.

Player: job or important Oswald: I am honored to be the assistant of the great, the illustrious, the magnificent Durin!

Player: assistant Oswald: I have a job of great responsibility, mostly I keep annoying persons away from my boss.

Player: annoying Oswald: You better don't ask, you wouldn't like the answer.

Player: king Oswald: Ah, yes, yes, hail to King Tibianus! Long live the king and so on...

Player: magic Oswald: I overheard a conversation of officials, that magic will be forbidden soon.

Player: name Oswald: My name is Oswald, but let's proceed, I am a very busy man.

Player: sell Oswald: Hey, I am not a shopkeeper, I am an important man!

Player: time Oswald: It is nearly tea time, so please hurry!

Player: weapon Oswald: It's rumoured that Sam does not forge all weapons himself, but buys them from his cousin, who is married to a cyclops.

Player: dungeon Oswald: If you want to see dungeons just don't pay your taxes.

Player: Excalibug Oswald: It's beyond all doubt that certain sinister elements in our city have certain knowledge about this myth.

Player: necromants nectar Oswald: You are not the first one to ask about that. Am I the only one that preferes wine to such disgusting stuff?

Player: Benjamin Oswald: What do you expect from ex-soldiers? He is nuts! Hacked on the head far too often.

Player: Bozo Oswald: Isn't he the artist formerly known as the prince?

Player: Chester Kahs Oswald: I never found any rumour concerning him, isn't that odd?

Player: Elane Oswald: They say she killed over a dozen husbands already.

Player: Gamel Oswald: This man lives in the darkness like a rat and is also as handsome as one of them. He surely is up to no good and often consorts with sinister strangers.

Player: sinister strangers Oswald: Just last week a one eyed man, who had a room at Frodo's, met him in the middle of the night.

Player: Gorn Oswald: He sells his scrolls far too expensive.

Player: Gregor Oswald: I was told he lost a body part or two in duels... if you know what I mean.

Player: Muriel Oswald: He is rumoured to summon kinky demons to... well you know.

Player: rumours Oswald: You know a rumour? TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!

Player: anything Oswald: Fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!

Player: Quentin Oswald: I heard he was a ladies' man in younger days. In our days he is rumoured to wear women clothes now and then.

Player: Sam Oswald: A simple shopkeeper with minor intelligence.

Player: Goshnar Oswald: They say he isn't truly dead. He was... or is a necromant after all.

Player: Lugri Oswald: Some say he is Ferumbras in disguise.

Player: Partos Oswald: What a shame. He claimed to be the king of thiefs and was caught stealing some fruit.

Player: Durin Oswald: Just between you and me, he can be quite a tyrant.

Player: monsters Oswald: AHHHH!!! WHERE??? WHERE??? [end of discussion]

Player: hi Oswald: Oh, hello Player. What is it?

Player: bye Oswald: Finally!