Talphion/Transcripts

Player: hi Talphion: HIHOOOO Player!

Player: gods Talphion: GODS, WHO NEEDS GODS, WHEN WE CAN BUILD THE CORRECT MACHINE FOR EVERY OCCASION?

Player: job Talphion: WHERE SHOULD I HOP?

Player: name Talphion: I HAVE NO TIME FOR A GAME!

Player: quest Talphion: BRING ME THE SCREWDRIVER OF KURIK AND I WILL REWARD YOU WITH A STEAMPOWERED SPIKESWORD!

Player: Tibia Talphion: CAN'T TELL MUCH ABOUT IT. SELDOM GET OUT HERE, I AM A BUSY DWARF.

Player: time Talphion: ONE DAY I WILL CREATE A CLOCK FOR THE COLOSSUS

Player: life Talphion: WHAT HIVE?

Player: elves Talphion: NO. I DON'T NEED ANY SHELVES!

Player: monsters Talphion: I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THEM.

Player: Excalibug Talphion: OLD FASHIONED BUTTERKNIFE! IF THEY LET ME, I WOULD CREATE WEAPONS THAT LEVEL ENTIRE CITIES!

Player: Ferumbras Talphion: I BET I COULD BUILD A MACHINE TO SHRED HIM INTO PIECES!

Player: Kazordoon Talphion: WHAT?

Player: The Big Old One Talphion: THIS IS THE NAME OF THIS MOUNTAIN!

Player: Bezilor Nezil Talphion: BEZIL AND NEZIL ARE RUNNING A SHOP.

Player: Duria Talphion: KNIGHTS DO NOT HAVE THE BRAIN TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE OFFERING THEM.

Player: Etzel Talphion: WHO NEEDS MAGIC? PAH!

Player: Jimbin Talphion: HIS BREWERY SAVED OUR DAY MORE THEN ONCE IN MANY WAYS.

Player: Kroox Talphion: WE COULD TEACH HIM MUCH IF HE LISTENED.

Player: Maryza Talphion: LOVELY, BUT PREDJUDICED AS MOST DWARFS ARE.

Player: Uzgod Talphion: WE COULD MAKE FOR HIM MACHINES TO DO HIS WORK IN HALF THE TIME I BET.

Player: Emperor or Kruzak' Talphion: AT LEAST HES SMART ENOUGH TO LEAVE US ALONE, SO THERES HOPE FOR HIM.

Player: Durin Talphion: I AM SURE HE WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE THE CHANCES WE PROVIDE FOR DWARFENHOOD.

Player: offering Talphion: YES, THE MOST SOPHISTICATED ITEMS THEY BUY ARE CROSSBOWS.

Player: crossbow Talphion: DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CROSSBOW FOR 1150 GOLD?

Player: no Talphion: PERHAPS NEXT TIME.

Player: fire Talphion: NICE RESOURCE FOR OUR MACHINES, BUT NO NEED TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT, JAWOLL!

Player: earth Talphion: SORRY, BUT JUST DUST AND MUD TO ME.

Player: geomancers Talphion: OLD FOOLS, TO MUCH CONCERNED ABOUT TRADITION.

Player: technomancers Talphion: WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE WILL BECOME A MAJOR POWER IN DWARFEN SOCIETY SOON! THEY WILL SEE, THEY WILL ALL SEE!

Player: pyromancers Talphion: OLD FOOLS, TO MUCH CONCERNED ABOUT TRADITION.

Player: bye Talphion: YEAH, GO AWAY!